13 2004 |
05/09/2004 14:53:25
SUSPICIOUS PERSON/ACTIVITY
COMPL'S KIDS FOUND A HUMAN ARM WITH PART OF A SHIRT ON IT COMPL SAID IT'S DOWN IN A CULVERT AND HE'LL FLAG OFFICER DOWN
100 BLK 11 AVE N
SU
Now, I could make a wood-chipper joke, but how disturbing is this? 11th Avenue North is a nice area of town: close to the river, lots of single-family homes, baseball diamonds and bike paths. Oh, yeah, and if you're the guy who's looking for his freakin' arm, check with the police, I think they're holding it for you.
Where's my wood chipper? I lent it out as a prop for that movie ("Fargo" I think it was called), and never saw it again... Was it a movie, or documentary, I can't remember...
--David Vaiyne , 5/14/2004 13:59:13
Nobody will show up looking for the arm. I really thought I hid the pieces better, so maybe a dog dug up that arm and carried it to the culvert. If it is the LEFT arm it was under home plate. The right arm was over by the soccer fields.
--pero , 5/14/2004 14:44:14
I was wondering if it was a left or right arm. Cause I am missing a left one. Please call 555-6666. Thanks.
--zipity, 5/15/2004 19:52:22
zipity- please disable that feature that prevents persons with caller id blocked from getting through on your phone line. I'm running out of ways to keep this ice from melting.
--pero , 5/19/2004 05:00:16