Angie turned and asked, "So, what'd Destiny's father get her for her birthday?"

Presents...presents...what did he get for her -- Destiny's father? My father is her grandfather, her mother is....wait...

"But...I'M her father!"

Everyone in the cafeteria was listening to the conversation, and as such burst in to uproarious laughter at my expense.

I turned to Angie. "Derek doesn't like it when Angie speaks of Derek in the third person."