"Well, hello, Destiny! How are you doing?"
"We had to go shopping for shelves."
"I see that..."
"Do you know why we needed to buy shelves?"
"Because my dad throws all his stuff on the floor."
Ah, yes, as Art Linkletter used to say "Kids Say the Darndest Things." I asked a 3 year old at my daughter's daycare what his father did for a living. (His dad is a poet and a prof at University of North Carolina) The tyro's response: Oh... my dad turns the TV on and off; sometimes he cooks hot dogs. What a delight!
--busmun, 5/25/2002 05:02:20