"See, Derek, I'm the kind of person who should really like that sort of, um...you know, I'd like that..."

"Fame? Attention?"

"That's it -- attention. You'd think that I'd love to have that kind of attention, I'm outgoing, and you're quiet, you're a hermit who doesn't draw attention to himself. But -- you really like it, you get into it. You're the one who gets interviewed, and is in magazines, and you're down with that. Me, I wouldn't...I'd get annoyed by all those people bothering me."

"You wouldn't like it if some radio morning show called you at seven in the morning for an interview?"

"Hell no! I'd be pretty fucking pissed! I'd probably hang up on them."