Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by chris)

I've got it!! Your using the driBottoms to insulate the 2 story condo!!!

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but a year has passed almost, and your kid is still in diapers...time to potty train! :)

(Submitted by Dynamo)

Potty train who?? He's only bought one package of butt wipe since 1996. I think everyone in that household could use a little potty training.

(Submitted by aspk)

He went to Wal-Smarts on my birthday again this year..... but NOOOOOO gift. It does make me wonder how his family celebrates - dri bottoms and the infamous wipes.

(Submitted by Lance)

Actually, I think he's using the Dri-Bottoms to help fill the sink hole in the backyard. A little dirt, a few Dri-Bottoms, a little dirt, a few Dri-Bottoms, etc....

(Submitted by Lisa)

lol Lance, and then some nice palm-olive over top to keep it clean. MMm

(Submitted by Cableman)

Has everyone forgot about the Chore Boy..... will he be left to scratch out a small Christmas Gift for himself? OHHHHH the Drama!!!!

(Submitted by bohlia123)

Why'd you buy two packs of diapers? That's half as many trips to the store and half as interesting for us to look at...How old's the kid, anyway?

(Submitted by Elizabeth Tallor)

Maybe it's the chore boy who is being toilet trained...and toilet trained...and toilet trained...while Derek wears a wig and big boozy bra and totters around in high heels and an apron

(Submitted by ick)

maybe i've got probs

(Submitted by macboysf)

What no comment from hdjjewboy!!! I miss Marco!! Marco, please come back... we'll be good. I swear! Marco.... MARCO.... MARCO!! Polo!

(Submitted by Insane 1)

Hey Liz you forgot to add in that eye patch and throws Soil at the chore boy

(Submitted by Amanda )

Hey, this was my 33rd birthday and no gift for me either!

(Submitted by moink )

StealthDonut... if you think you can potty train a year- old kid, good luck.

(Submitted by Casey )

Though the 2 story condo is good, it's odd to spend so much money insulating something that costs less than 20 bucks in the first place.

(Submitted by Geoff )

Thats why he only spent 20 dollars on it, he needed the rest for insulation.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Gee, 11 days 'til Christmas and it's business as usual. Ho-humbug.

(Submitted by nNYCFASHIONGIRL )

ON THE 10 DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY DEREK GAVE TO ME...

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

10 of his 24/7/365 shitmachines aka children. But don't be sad, he still has 25.

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Moink is right, if you can potty train a kid before he walks you would be a genius. i think some kids potty-train as late as after their third birthday. Where IS that jewboy? I'd swear he (Derek) got some "wifes", but i think that might be illegal here in the U.S. I buy light bulbs at walmart. The reason you don't get toilet paper there is because your local grocery stores are closer and always have a good price on at least one kind. Charmin Ultra! In DerGodek's name i pray, Timmy!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Time to buy some cheese to possibly gum up the works in the kid, if you know what I mean.....

(Submitted by Denise )

great!!!the dry bottom family was going hungry without you

(Submitted by pepper )

my daughter was born 2 years later on this day ;) and she's still in diapers..