Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by James)

Feeder squirrel for your boa right?

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

Did that pasta come in a crate?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

1 part pasta, 2 parts squirrel. you forgot the get the cheese to sprinkle on top, and you'd have a fine home cooked meal!

(Submitted by dd524)

hdj jewboy: That is hilarious!! I have been laughing out load every time I think about your comment. Had to come back and Thank You for the funny~

(Submitted by burn)

Velveeta shells too good for ya Mr. Fancy Pants?

(Submitted by Max)

$10 pasta! Has Visa contacted you over your gratuitous pasta purchase?

(Submitted by Trevor)

Jeezus..I too want to inquire upon your $10 pasta purchase!!! The Christmas Spirit must have been a bit thick that year! The store near me stopped selling the Feeder Squirrels after Chrissy Hynds boycotted the store.

(Submitted by Bob)

Derek, was the pasta stocking stuffers??? you havent bought any stuffers yet...

(Submitted by Matthew Kelley)

feeder squirrels for the chore boy>???? could be...

(Submitted by StarJacked)

I have no comment on any of this other than to say I have contacted PETA about those feeder squirrels. They assure me that litigation is at hand. Soon you will feel the wrath of every American who loves fuzzy butted woodland creatures! Shame on you! Shame, shame, you sick bastard!

(Submitted by Visa)

Derek Sir, I have been asked to contact you about your expenditures. We have been informed you charge pasta that costs $10 and you write checks for things that are $1....we must talk. Oh yeah your interest rate just went up. Merry Xmas

(Submitted by lisa g)

i just have to say -- i was feeling down and depressed and comtemplating suicide -- then - i received an email about your site - and now -- well ... ;o) i have been laughing out loud for a while - hdj jewboy cracks me up -- thanks !

(Submitted by NoMissGotRocks)

Enough about the $9.97 pasta already. It was a giftset with several pasta and flavor packet types including ceramic serving bowl and utensils done up in celephane and bow yada, yada, yada. Yah, I stocked 'em.

(Submitted by Amanda )

I have a recipe for squirrel. It isn't really a holiday recipe, but it is good...

(Submitted by Grinning Idiot )

i like pasta

(Submitted by Casey )

Ack! The reciept is cut off for some reason, now I'll never know what the pasta references are about...

(Submitted by Geoff )

Its time for the Super Mario Brothers SUper Show!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Maybe the cat will be able to eat better now that the squirrels will be gathering in the yard.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

A GIFT FOR ME DEREK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

(Submitted by Brian )

He's got two Visa cards! The other one must have reached the credit limit. Too many Dri-Bottoms...

(Submitted by flying flynn )

Brian }} good eye about the credit card... my only comment is: he's finally getting into the holiday spirit but still spends soooooo little... i want that kinda control

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

bored and dissapointed...

(Submitted by Jamie )

It's about time you ate something! You are skin and bones.

(Submitted by Tim )

Before Christmas and birthdays, do your friends and family check your website to see what you go them?

(Submitted by Quackers )

Feeder Squirrels - The squirrels that feed you

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

it's getting close to christmas.......

(Submitted by alex )

this sucks