Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Syd)

Will that be all for you today, sir?

(Submitted by H. I.)

I'll just take those Dri- bottoms and whatever you got in the cash register

(Submitted by chris)

damn slow developers your kids.!8 years old and still using drybottoms!!!

(Submitted by grandma)

don't you use cash?

(Submitted by nene)

did your wife have multiparous births?

(Submitted by bolonium)

don't you ever carry cash?

(Submitted by crunchy)

Ever thought of buying stock in dri-bottoms?

(Submitted by FruityBalooty)

I couldn't help but notice that you didn't have sales tax...are you in Deleware by chance?

(Submitted by brendan)

i have a wet bottom. I do believe I require the help of a Sam Walton patron to absorb the filth off my buttox.

(Submitted by Lufelia)

Nope, FruityBalooty, he's not in Delaware. Store #1627 is in Fargo, MN. Just look at the older receipts.

(Submitted by Dri-bottom muncher)

He's one of those &#@$!@$%%^# that buy one or two items with a cheque or credit card, holding everybody else up. I bet he walks on the left hand side of the footpath too.

(Submitted by Someone)

Isnt it kind of stupid when u have your visa card # written down in the bottom of your reciept

(Submitted by fart)

HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS DO YOU HAVE?!?!?!??!?!?!

(Submitted by Cableman)

I got to stick around and see if this guy buys a generator at the turn on the century.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

Someone: That's not his card number. It's one digit short. His card number ends in 7890 and expired in 3/99. Ooooo, can't wait to see the new expiration date when I get to April 99!!!!!

(Submitted by Bob)

NO! NO! NO! Store # 1581 is Fargo, ND and Store#1627 is in Dilworth, MN. Pay attention People.

(Submitted by StarJacked)

Some dude up there called the sidewalk a footpath. That's pretty funny. And then he said that there's a proper side to walk on when everybody knows that there's no right or wrong side to walk on a footpath. You just hold your position and either never make or never stop making eye contact. Right side, left side, center--it doesn't matter where you walk on a footpath as long as you hold your position! Hold your position! It's always a game of chicken on the footpath and by God I'm not movin' for nobody! Outta the way granny! Get in the road or get in the grass, fatboy, it's your choice but make it quick because this footpath doesn't have room for the both of us and I ain't movin'! I'm King of the footpath! King of the footpath, I tell you! Oh dear...I think it might be past my bedtime. Man, I should have done more with my life. Hell sucks.

(Submitted by Twinkles)

Hey Starjacked, I did that in DC at the Reflecting Pool. Just plowed straight down the narrow little walkway. The choice for people I met: walk in the grass or swim!

(Submitted by Pablito )

BUY 5 of those Damn Dri-Bottoms would ya!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

I'm with you StarJacked! It's too bad there aren't more selfish bastards out there like you trying to make life difficult for those of us who actually deserve to live! This might be out of nowhere, and make sure not to tell me if you think it is, but does anyone here watch the scetch comedy show UCB? The upright citizens brigade is too funny! Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

They changed the beginning to UCB, which sucks cuz it was cool before. Here we go. ALL CAPS IS ELECRONIC VOICE, regular is USB members speaking................... FROM THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION THEY HAVE EXISTED IN ORDER TO UNDERMINE IT. Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos. THEY HAVE NO GOVERNMENT TIES AND UNLIMITED RESOURCES. If something goes wrong, we are the cause. EVERY CORNER OF THIS EARTH IS UNDER THEIR SURVELLIANCE. If you do it, we see it. Always. We believe the powerful should be made less powerful. We have heard the voice of society begging us to destablize it. Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

Vote NDP. (canada)

(Submitted by Geoff )

Canada...is that the big state north of...well every other state (with the exception of Alaska)?

(Submitted by casey )

ha?

(Submitted by crocodilehunter )

It is my understanding that many an injury has been caused by the ideaology that the common courtesy of simply stepping to the right side of the footpath to avoid a collision should not be used. You people....pretty soon you'll decide that the left side of the road looks pretty appealing to you too. Folks, we must return to the roots of common manners, and always remember....turn your cell phones off during the movie!

(Submitted by Feathers )

I do have a life..I promise, I just thought when nobody was lookin' I would sneek in here and visit the flip side. When our nation is having trouble talling the votes, this site has really given some much needed comic relief. Thanx for the laughs. I promise I do have a life......

(Submitted by silentpandemonium )

No tax?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

in certain types of fabrics you can't be walking around with a dry bottom!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Yeah, like the polester pants I got my girlfriend for christmas. Heh heh...

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

A little correction, the pants are not polyester, they are rubber. My mistake. I'm reading my shirt-tag incessentally.

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

Crocodilehunter, do you realize that if you aren't on the right side of the road you are on the wrong side? Unless most people in a country are left handed it wouldn't make sense to make mostly left handed scissors and guitars, would it. same for roads.

(Submitted by Quackers )

My favoite part was when he bought the Dri-Bottoms. quack