Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

I didn't know houseboys came so cheap. Hope you're getting your money's worth from him -- what's his name?

(Submitted by rebecca)

you only spent $1.57 on the poor chore boy? he must be devestated!

(Submitted by Ed)

Imported labour taking all the good jobs....*mutter*

(Submitted by Laurie )

Why do you only buy deoderant once a year?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

one time i tried to buy a chore boy, but instead i accidentally bought a CHODE BOY. good thing i kept my reciept!

(Submitted by Dysfunctional)

Anyone notice that "deodorant" is spelled wrong? And I call myself "Dysfunctional"...hmmmm

(Submitted by slider)

This is Wal-Mart... they aren't exactly the bulbs in the box

(Submitted by slider)

Meant to say brightest bulb in the box..

(Submitted by April)

How many diaper-age do you HAVE? 12?

(Submitted by April)

How many diaper-age kids do you HAVE? 12?

(Submitted by Geoff)

I work at Target, and all the Pokemon goods are spelled POKEMAN on the receipt. Idiots.

(Submitted by brendan)

I AM POKEMAN.

(Submitted by Max)

They dropped the double always on the top of the reciept! Maybe it really isn't A L W A Y S

(Submitted by Pokeman)

I say up the chore boy!!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by G-Girl)

You better be careful, i hear that they sell firearms at Wal-mart.

(Submitted by RedFern)

damn..i looked and looked and looked..no chore boy to be found at my walmart..i neeeeeeed a chore boy..

(Submitted by ass)

OMIGOD!!!!! CHORE BOY!!!! THAT'S THAT SHIT CRACK HEADS PUT IN MAKESHIFT PIPES!!!! CRACKHEAD!!!!! CRAKHEAD!!!!!

(Submitted by lexic0n)

as of 5-26-2000, "deodorant" is the word that is most often printed out fully on receipts (besides the infamous dri-bottoms) and most often spelled incorrectly. when not shortened to "deod", it has been spelled "deoderant" (as here), "doedorant", and, i believe, "doederant" (although i'll have to confirm that). of course, it does appear every so often spelled correctly. huzzah!

(Submitted by Cableman)

$1.57 for a chore boy..... Is that one of Kathy Lee's Kids?

(Submitted by Bob)

Hey Cableman, I have a problem with my cable. The only thing it shows is Dri- Bottom comercials. can you help??

(Submitted by StarJacked)

I snuck and read the end of this thing and don't get your hopes up just yet but the author did leave plenty of room for a sequel.

(Submitted by therapy)

When the demons come and tell me to blow up buildings and school buses i go to my happy place. This is my happy place. All of you are there, dri-bottoms are plentiful and none of us have distasteful body odor. Thank you for being a part of my happy place.

(Submitted by StarJacked)

Well I guess that saying, "One man's Heaven is another man's Hell," is true after all. Cursed cliches and their damnable wisdom! To think, somewhere, some guy is sittin' on a beach, and drinkin' high-dollar drinks as gorgeous women in thong bikinis pay constant attention to him and he is hating every damn minute of it! Meanwhile, I'm left to forever toil through this guy's friggin' happy place!

(Submitted by Channon )

Wow,on my 13th birthday you bought a choreboy! Wow! Thank you man! Oh wait..I guess it wasn't for me. :(

(Submitted by Pablito )

I bet this site is REALLY sponsored by dri-bottoms!!! It's all a plot!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

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(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

OH! I almost forgot! For all those who were wondering, Choreboy is a scrub brush type thing. Yes, i used to work in a store, and i still know every item, where they are, how much most of them cost, the UPC number for eggs and other things, and all the fruit/vegetable codes. It sticks with you. Come through my line, i like to do WICs. I also like the glossy feeling of food-stamp cards. And i like stocking the dairy. I don't like lifting those stupid palattes or stacks of milk. Chore boy is in aisle two, left side, bottom row, about fifteen feet in from the entrance side. And from the looks of it, we were ripping people off, walmart has em for $1.57.

(Submitted by fjoffboll )

mmkej.. whats happening?

(Submitted by CAsey )

no no no, Deoderant isn't spelled wrong, it's the chore boy's name...! duh..

(Submitted by Geoff )

My middle name is Deoderant.

(Submitted by merlin )

Oh, Derek, you aren't using the Chore Boy instead of the wipes, are you?!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEREK IS GOING TO BE A CHORE BOY FOR HALLOWEEN!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

They DO sell firearms. I'm going to get a shotgun tommorow (January 1st). I've got a new years resolution, and it's not to loose weight (Solid Snake is is great condition.)...

(Submitted by Webster )

It's too bad no one knows how to spell deodorant up north

(Submitted by me, bitch )

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this stuff??

(Submitted by Marlene )

at least i know what the chore boy is used for... no wonder you buy the cheap diapers...

(Submitted by Quackers )

My favorite part of THIS one is when he bought the chore boy.

(Submitted by Shaggy 2 Dope )

Do you smoke crack? Chore boy, I bet tomorrow you'll be buying a glass rose

(Submitted by gern blandston )

I find crack to be most helpful when shopping at Wal- Mart. Smoking a big ol' rock about 3 minutes before entering gives me the instestinal fortitude to deal with the knuckle-draggers that work there.. crack, crack, crack.. tasty, tasty crack. yum.

(Submitted by TOO GOOD )

it's scary that you people know that chore boy is for crack heads!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Silly Too Good.... crack is for kids.

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Yeah, baby. Solid Snake is a sexy bastard. I'm hot. If you say me, you'd get all hot. I'm really h

(Submitted by Beth )

Obviously everyone who's reading this (besides me) is a sad teenager with no life. Me, I'm a first-time mom on maternity leave, bored out of her skull. But obviously none of you even have younger sibs or you'd realize just how many diapers you go through in a day. Babnies mess 8-10 a day on average so yeah, a 36-pack of Dri-Bottoms ain't gonna last you even the week. Go to school or something!! Jesus!!

(Submitted by Aimee )

WAL-MART SPELLED 'DEODORANT' WRONG ON THEIR RECEIPT! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE HARVARD GRADS THAT WORK THERE?!