Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by me)

Ahhh....I see how it works......a CD changer for the guy, and then a little extra stuff for the girl......a little something for both.

(Submitted by Laurie)

Do you need the carpal tunnel brace so you can keep scanning in your Wal-Mart History of Dry Bottoms purchases.Why did she only get cheap bra and you got a CD changer. May be the bra is for you?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

another more expensive bra was just bought the LAST trip.

(Submitted by Dysfunctional)

How many bras does she need??? I buy new bras too, but not one every trip to the store!

(Submitted by impressed)

He deserves the CD Changer after months of buying his wife Maxis. What a good husband. And dealing with the cause of all those wipes and Dri-Bottoms. Oy.

(Submitted by Zoctan)

That's not a CD Changer... Its a "cochanger", or cock hanger... Illuminati!

(Submitted by brasaver)

Come on...give my the bra..please don't have surgery..I know you're a guy.

(Submitted by vio)

Dysfunctional: give the woman a break. I postulate that she just stopped nursing and her formerly swollen mammories are now reducing in size. The size of her breasts may not facilitate the use of old bras due to differences in size and shape between current and pre-nursing breast dimensions.

(Submitted by Max)

I never noticed thee sales tax was so high. I wouldn't pay that much to live in MN.

(Submitted by Annie Lennox)

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a mamma

(Submitted by Annie Lennox)

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a mammary Blame it on Dave

(Submitted by CD changer)

He should get a CD changer. Its hard work to do all the things he does. He deserves nice things. :)

(Submitted by mgk)

u bought a cd changer at wal mart u should be ashamed

(Submitted by Trevor)

I'm glad he got the CD changer- I was starting to think that he treated Wal- Mart like a drug store...Dri Bottoms, Ultra Maxi's, Desenex...Wal-Mart carries many fine items, in many departments! (Other than gardening, we haven't seen any real hobbies yet..)

(Submitted by ME)

You buy lingerie at Wal- Mart?? You should be ashamed.

(Submitted by Custom hose fitter)

Brasaver, he bought the CD changer so he didn't have to get the sexchanger...last minute second thoughts, maybe it was the counselling that did it

(Submitted by StarJacked)

Come on, ppl, no comments on the carpal brace? It's just sittin' there and nobody pounces on it? Fifteen comments, on a CD changer and carpal brace is right there! It's a carpal brace, for heaven's sake! It's a brace for hand pain! Please, tell me I'm not the only one who sees this! Oh, I forgot, I'm in Hell. Of course, I'm the only one who sees this. Sorry to trouble you.

(Submitted by hello there)

I think Derek's full of shit. I think his wife is doing all of this shopping, buying bras and maxis, etc. Men are totally useless, and that means you, too, Matt Kreig!

(Submitted by Ouch)

About time they got the carpal brace. Gonna get Carpal tunnel syndrome from all those diaper changes & wiping. BTW, California sales tax is 8.25%!

(Submitted by Rosie)

Abi, are you there? I've been tootling up and down the aisles for ages looking for you. See you by the organic veg (hope that have organic veg in Walmart) s'later

(Submitted by pandora)

i hate to point out the obvious, but the carpal brace is because his wife is still not all that into sex(you know, the babe is up all night) and poor derek is having to take care of business. you people should be more sensitive!

(Submitted by Abi)

Hi Rosie - found you by pure chance - by the way a carpal brace does work! although does tend to get a little grubby, perhaps that's why Derek buys all the wipes, just to keep it nice and fresh?

(Submitted by sommer )

that's not THAT high for sales tax..ours is 7%

(Submitted by ashTrey )

a cd changer? He only has 2 cd's: No Doubt and Soul Coughing!

(Submitted by i worship derek savior of all... )

vìò'š gøt ã göôd poîñt! That's why he's getting her crappy bras: they're temporary! Äšh †®êý>> How else is he gonna play both without opening the CD changer? The man's got an injured hand and you're worried about music! I support you 100% Derek, cd changer more than makes up for the sex changer. hi! hi! hi? Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

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(Submitted by Casey )

*clap clap clap* Very pretty indeed!

(Submitted by Geoff )

It's astounding, time is fleeting...

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PUT THE CD ON AND I WIL DANCE ON MY BRA FOR U!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PUT THE CD ON AND I WILL DANCE IN MY BRA FOR YOU! (i was drunk when i wrote the one before one)

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Get drunk and come to Asehville, please!!!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

SolidSnake>> Hey you're a regular here aren't you? Good for you. One time you mentioned that you put your real address, well that's good too, so do i! -=-=-=-=-=Casey>> Whatever man, that was worth alot more than a lousy three claps. I am so dissapointed i'm gonna strip down to a bra and dance for NYCFASHIONGIRL!(forget the CD, its censored if its from walmart). In holy dereks name i pray, Timmy

(Submitted by Quackers )

I still think it's a cockhanger...

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

I am lucky to have one bra.....some women are just spoilt....