Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by kevin harrington)

gotta respect the shells and cheese, good choice my man, hope they were tasty

(Submitted by Blake Fowler)

OK, I'm going to assume you don't do your own cooking, and whoever does was out of tow

(Submitted by davem)

Wish you would try the Nabisco's Air crisps and let us know now they are.

(Submitted by KIANA)

Got a new fake email. No dri bottoms, eh?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

his wife (or girlfriend or whomever) was out of town (hence the velveta), and she took the kids with her (hence, no DRI BOTTOMS). you can tell alot about a man by his wal mart receipt. yay!

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

I think he's decorating an anniversary gift for his main bitch by wrapping it up real nice, then taping macaroni shells on that shit.

(Submitted by browny)

i love velveeta shells

(Submitted by Arous)

Okay, fill the tub with VLVTA SHELLS place the ROLL WRAP around your head, TAPE it to hold. Now just lie back and watch the DEOD stick bob up and down. (heh, heh) ;-}

(Submitted by betsy)

Hey! How do you get out of Wal-Mart so often without spending at least $50??? I didn't know it could be done.

(Submitted by Fox)

You are a very inneficient shopper. I try and limit my Wal-Mart excursions to once or twice a week. Three times at the most.

(Submitted by Dynamo)

3 boxes of macaroni and cheese?!?!?! He must be trying to really impress somebody. I guess those Dilworth folks are pretty easy to please.

(Submitted by Dave T)

How much web space must this take up? I just keep pressing the next button. Somebody help me....

(Submitted by Aunt Beru)

What are vulva shells? Do they go with the maxi shields?

(Submitted by RedFern)

velveeta?! <gurgle> <rumble> <hurl>

(Submitted by RedFern)

wait..just thought of something..velveeta..hmm..mayb e derek is trying to tell us something about this site..

(Submitted by Trevor)

That's some damn expensive deodorant by Wal-Mart standards. They always have some price busters for about $1.67..

(Submitted by matt)

You dont feed your kids that velvetta shit do ya? Nice site

(Submitted by anuff)

I hear you can re-use dri- bottoms with good tape

(Submitted by Mike_Heffner)

You are my god, nothing but Diapers and Macoroni and Cheese. The only two things I need to live....

(Submitted by fenrik)

Get help, man.

(Submitted by WE "N/A")

aND BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, YOU CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM THAT COMES UP...IT'S MUCH BETTER TO BE TWO, 'CAUSE WHAT YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOU CAN TRY TOO!

(Submitted by gusterchic )

When you look in the mirror, wish you were somebody else, just a perfect reflection, you and noone else. minutes run into hours, hours run into days, youre still waitin for someone, who never ever came... (guster)

(Submitted by sommer )

MMMMMM...shells and chesse

(Submitted by i worship Derek, savior of all... )

If you have any leftover macoroni please send it to me in the mail. My new address is the shopping cart on the corner of 72 Main (south corner.) What song is WE"N/A" singing now? TELL ME! Muuuunky! monkey-monkey-monkey. Hi DerGodek! Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

How do you "ggettt" a new FAKE email address?

(Submitted by Geoff )

To ggettt a new FAKE e-mail address you must for join Rebels Against Pants.

(Submitted by Casey )

god@iam.com ha... all withourt your help

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

JUST SAYING HI, HI!

(Submitted by not you )

but does anyone think some lives are being wasted!

(Submitted by guernseygirl )

GOODNESS.......WOW......WOW.......

(Submitted by latasha sullivan )

send me some food im hungry? i love all the food items yall have they sound so good. please send me some. im poor thank you

(Submitted by Sean Riddolls )

Okay, I've been pondering this site for a while now, and it occurs to me that this is an exercise in the banal. Here are a couple hundred reciepts carefully scanned and organized into an online structure with comments and interactive features available. Each receipt is extracted from a database and is presented on its own page with commentary. But why? Is that the point? That there is no point? That we as humans can make something out of nothing? That we can create structure without purpose? If this is structure without purpose, then by definition is this not then ... art? Sean D. Riddolls Web Designer

(Submitted by pfelon )

its nice to see you're using deodorant anyways

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

Sean, i see you are questioning the prurpose of life. How could we not make something out of nothing? What do we have to start with? The purpose of life, for all web designers, is too make the best site that you can and develope an avid following of idiots, crazies, and so as to not offend myself and all the other people here, the "regular people". (you can read "regular people" as "realy crazy people" if you want to)

(Submitted by Usagi )

Just tell me the Velveeta Shells aren't what you wrapped. What a *cheezy* gift.

(Submitted by vasky )

someone you know must have had a birthday,wow and you bought them a very swanky stick of deoderent wrapped it up neatly(forgot the bow..aww) then you all feasted on mac n cheese..

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

No wonder he goes through so many dri bottoms.....look at the mac and cheese they are eating! but you do have good taste....velvetta shells....my fav!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

(Submitted by Bat Child )

Where the hell are the DRY-BOTTOMS? God dammit you need DRY-BOTTOMS!

(Submitted by Ninja Burger )

There must be a mistake because i don't see any DRY-BOTTOMS!

(Submitted by Clara )

Ok, my question is did the Fargo store not have these items or did you just forget them yesteday?

(Submitted by TED )

Yet another zany U.S of A web site kept me looking for awhile anyways!

(Submitted by Bonnie )

Velveeta Shells are cheaper at Weis. 2/$3.00