Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by meg )

Out of dribottoms this week huh?

(Submitted by rebecca)

well...that's it....you've let yourself slip. NO DRY-BOTTOMS? don't let that happen again.

(Submitted by Ed)

He does however have the wipes, so I'm sure he managed. In an emergency an ordinary table cloth works rather well for a diaper. Just don't have company over for dinner ever again.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

i hope life doesn't always have to become this boring after you have kids...

(Submitted by Carrie)

what about your cat?

(Submitted by Michelle)

Enough about the freaking dri-bottoms!!! They are there almost every time, lets just all get over it!

(Submitted by polack)

That second "ALWAYS" on the receipt seems a little personal. Do you think Fargo knows about Dilworth? I think Fargo may feel slighted at your playing the field.

(Submitted by crunchy)

Whats the area code of the fargo store? They have a right to know they are your mistress...

(Submitted by emo)

I would like to see Wal Mart receipts of John Cage, Yoko Ono, Joseph Beuys, Marcel Duchamp.

(Submitted by Max)

if you equip the sun protect and the Maxi shield together you can enter the gold dragon's lair. I hear the Gold dragon has dri-bottoms as far as the eye can see.

(Submitted by Lisa)

Never had Air Crisps...any good?

(Submitted by sweat)

i never find any rubbers on the reciept, probably why he needs the dipers

(Submitted by Ren)

Did ya try the Air Crisps??

(Submitted by Trevor)

This is like digging through an indian burial site...we don't even need to look at the date to know that summer is coming- he bought Sun Protect..

(Submitted by Big Brother)

A L W A Y S....A L W A Y S...A L W A Y S Walmart is here for you Walmart cares about your needs Walmart A L W A Y S...

(Submitted by we "N/A")

Two heads are btter than one- that's a saying oh so true Two heads are better than one- There-me! There-you! That's TWO!

(Submitted by psychochic )

nabisco air crips are pretty good- i recommend them in fact. im a big fan of tostidos though as well.. therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

(Submitted by Megan )

This is crazy man, you need to get out more, not to Wal- Mart though!!!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

The bubble-wrap is waaaay more effective. When i squeezed my last therapist she got really mad and wouldn't see me anymore. Doesn't she realize that isn't helping me? Timmy!

(Submitted by sara )

I feel bad for your kid and wife because you waste all your time either at walmart or making these dumb-ass sites!!!!

(Submitted by stephanie )

i just love the "nabisco's air crisps make great snacks"

(Submitted by Casey )

I wonder if that sort of advertising works... do people really look at the bottom of the reciept and return to WalMart because of it?

(Submitted by Geoff )

I don't shop at Wal-Mart to begin with, but now I will start just because Derek has opened my eyes.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

CAN I WIPE U?

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

I thought that that air crisps thing was funny. So I went to a wal-mart out of my local area (I make my wacky purchases locally, I do crazy shit when I'm traveling or out to get my self arrested, sued, and/or beaten.) and took a box of air crisps to checkout. I open the box while the person's not looking, they look, they say close it or something, this is right when I'm taking a dozen or so into m mouth, and when they go 'please' close the box, I spew the things all over the bitch. Wet and soggy they were. I got kicked out.

(Submitted by pfelon )

air crisp.....dri bottom....sun protect.... is it code?

(Submitted by Lamar and my donuts )

did you have to pay for the crackers?

(Submitted by kim )

hey this date is my b-day. u bought wipes on my b-day?

(Submitted by vasky )

oh my god people he used real money this time,he must have maxed out his visa on all those dri-bottoms...

(Submitted by Cayla Collins )

Wallyworld is the cheapest place on earth!you peeps need to head to hottopic.BIGtime!!!

(Submitted by cayla collins )

but wal-mart is a nice place just to go to and goof off so it's kewl.=-)

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

Oh you took my advice and are using cloth diapers/nappys???? Oh, I can dream can't i?

(Submitted by luckybritt )

I am supposed to be accessing my online classes right now. PS cloth diapers are a disgusting nightmare.

(Submitted by putz )

Hey, this ones from Fargo, you loading someoneelse's receipts?

(Submitted by Ted )

Dude...it's been almost a month since your last visit. What in god's name were you doing? i mean christ, you go there every three days? how did you live?

(Submitted by Bonnie )

He was out of money, Ted.