Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by KIANA)

All right, I sould send you a whole bunch of dri bottoms, cause you sure seem to like them.

(Submitted by Sarah)

Ok, I will NEVER have kids. All that wasted money on diapers!

(Submitted by uwiz)

i don't have a kid myself (yet), but i suspect that when i do, i will consider every dime spent on diapers a dime WELL SPENT!

(Submitted by Onna)

Why get diapers when you have azalea leaves?

(Submitted by mr_pymp)

Does that say, Horse Clog? I sure hope it does.

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

Fifty bucks seems a bit high for horse clogs.

(Submitted by Umm)

I think it is a horse clock

(Submitted by Erica)

Horse Clock!? I want one! (no, I'm serious, for once! what is it?!)

(Submitted by Frankie)

It's a neat wooden wall clock with a pendulum and carved horses on top that he gave to mom.

(Submitted by Michele)

Oh!!! I thought it said Horge Clug !!

(Submitted by Jorgen Clug)

Don't talk that way about my mother! She can't be bought at any pri

(Submitted by Jorgen Clug)

Sorry, I couldn't finish that last sentence 'cause she just hit me, she doesn't like me gossiping about her on the net, aw give me a break mom, you know how the electrodes suppurate my soft subtle

(Submitted by Jorgen Clug)

OO! Ouch! Nasty!

(Submitted by clogged horse)

I hate to see this guy's visa bill

(Submitted by Bob)

Uhh...Derek, You seem to use that credit card quite often. You know that you are being charged interest right? Those Dri bottoms gonna end up costing big bucks if you dont pay your credit card bills off. LOL just kidding. have a nice day and thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.

(Submitted by WE "N/A")

You v=can't tell a hero by his size.. I'm just a teeny Little Super guy...

(Submitted by subtlechic )

the truth is out there. as is wal-mart.

(Submitted by awestruck )

the truth is not out THERE. It is HERE!!!

(Submitted by awestruck )

The truth is not out THERE!!! It is in HERE!!!

(Submitted by ryan )

But you said it was a good size!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

There is no truth, it's all imagined, or fabricated by The Lord Derek and inserted into your mind. DerGodek, I taught my nephew how to finger-paint as an introduction into a lifetime of servitude to you. He asked if he can move up to the next step, but i told him he wasn't old enough to do somersaults. Please support me on this. He sees you as his hero, and wanted me to thank you for giving up your first son for our sins. Awestruck by the beauty of this page, Timmy!

(Submitted by ang )

are you making a house out of dri-bottoms???

(Submitted by Derek )

Nope, plant saucers. The dry bottoms are for insulation.

(Submitted by Casey )

That would be one classy house. Oh the possibilities...

(Submitted by Geoff )

I have a house made out of pencil shavings. It enjoys all the comforts of the modern day home. But it takes a lot of pencils to repair it, thats my sole reason for attending school, so I can swipe pencils to keep my house in good repair.

(Submitted by CAsey )

hmmm, so is your house sentient? It enjoys the comforts, but how do you feel about it?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WILL DRI YOUR BOTTOM!

(Submitted by kinky )

This is getting really annoying with fake addresses.. I don't want spam mail!!! ACK... anyway. Who gives a rat about this damned diapers?

(Submitted by Karen )

By the way, when a girl says that it's a good size, that's a nice way of saying that it's small.

(Submitted by qwerty adsf )

the diapers are too small? Buy size three then!

(Submitted by cessie )

you know ... we must really not have a life if we are looking at this...

(Submitted by vasky )

did you really need to buy those horse clogs on your visa...geez...buy your kids some shoes or clothes or something...geez

(Submitted by dribottoms )

what are Dri Bottoms?

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

I see ROB is not going to define dri bottoms.....DRI BOTTOMS are nappys or diapers for babies.... I remember with my son Derek, I used cloth diapers....oh a inconvience.....but so much cheaper!!!

(Submitted by BobDole )

Since you have all this time to make this retarded website, why don't you spend some time buying a better camera so we can actually READ WHAT THE RECEIPTS SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

(Submitted by luckybritt )

I suspect he is using debit, not credit.

(Submitted by LORI )

IS IT ONLY ME OR IS THIS THE ONLY DAY OF MAY THIS MAN WENT OUT OF HIS HOUSE?AND ONE OTHER DAY IN FEB. OF THE YEAR BEFORE." WHAT IS THE DEAL?"DEAR BOB DOLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR SPARE TIME (HAHA) FACE IT WERE ALL HOOKED ON SOMTHING STUPID!!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Cathy )

For this I bought a computer?

(Submitted by ZZ's Mom )

Can't really read this one, but had to comment 'cause this was the date of my first date with my husband. (everybody together) "Awwww....."