Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Sarah)

The usual? Ok, I just felt bad that no one had repled. Or maybe I am the only loser who has kept going this far?

(Submitted by Jessie)

How much do you spend on Dri- bottoms in a month??

(Submitted by Heather)

nabisco's air crisps do make great snacks.

(Submitted by Onna)

Isn't Dri-Bottoms kind of an obvious name? Who would name a diaper Wet-Bottoms..?

(Submitted by Byron)

Why the hell do you feed your kid? Plums and hot sauce??

(Submitted by butch)

Bryon, you can't buy groceries at many Walmarts!

(Submitted by grandma)

our wal Mart in OH has groceries and boy am I glad

(Submitted by Carol)

either you got a better scanner or wal-mart replaced the ink in the cash register. Much Better!! thanx

(Submitted by George)

Plums and hot sauce ??

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Hmm, I usually try to impress the checkout person. I would never buy dri-bottoms and wipes without a gallon of mayo, a book on theoretical physics and 14 rolls of duct tape.

(Submitted by laerk)

Yeah, I was wondering about the plums and hot sauce-thing myself.. doesn't sound like a good combination. Zoctan: you're mad. I like you :) *lol* My humour. Never heard of Wal*Mart before I got to this site btw. Maybe because I'm from Norway. Then again, I didn't hear about Asda, Tesco og Sainsbury's before I moved here to Wales either.

(Submitted by Michele)

Bravo! I like this receipt best!!

(Submitted by burn)

It's the Dilworth store, but now it doesn't say so on the receipt. What's that about?

(Submitted by Max)

hmmm i'm looking for a great snack and just can't come up with anything.

(Submitted by Jukka Tolonen)

Haallø tø lÆrk and aall my Nørwegian faans. I am would liking tø knøw whaat sørt of persønal service you be receivink. E.

(Submitted by sadie)

Wal-mart DID recently change their reciept format... it is now on sturdier paper that resists tearing even when wet. And has better ink.

(Submitted by Lance)

"***CUSTOMER COPY***" Do you think the Wal-Mart employees actually take the "***STORE COPY***" in the back and review them?

(Submitted by I was here)

It ceeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going....

(Submitted by Chris)

Yeah, the employees probably take the ****STORE COPY**** in back to find out how many Dri-Bottoms are bought a month.

(Submitted by Kris)

Why did you leave your account number on this one?

(Submitted by me)

sadie scares me, she knows too much

(Submitted by Thomas)

GREAT RECIEPT!!!

(Submitted by Solid Snake)

Yo! Sanke IZZ back! I just recently made a record... Most amount of condoms in the local store... 150.

(Submitted by sobe)

but what about the cat?

(Submitted by WE "N/A")

TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE THE MORE THE MERRIER, YOU BET TWO HEADZ ARE BETTER THAN ONE YOU COULD USE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET!

(Submitted by blaaaaaaaaah )

be my lover wont you be my lover.. running out of things to say here.. as is we "n/a" ive noticed..

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all.. )

I happen to like plums and hot sauce. When i goto the store its usually to get plums or to get those new depends "oops i crapped my pants". They work good and my system is always pretty cleared up. Hot sauce lasts so long i barely have to buy any, but if it came out of the bottle easier i would go through a lot more. *note to self, market hot sauce with a big opening because it will boost sales* The beauty of this site grows the further down i get, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

Vote Gore

(Submitted by yo yo yo )

well i like hot sauce sause i'm spicy anyhoo see you got some dry bottoms thats nice hun

(Submitted by Geoff )

Down with Pants! Vote Quimby!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WANT U TO USE THE BOTTOMS ON ME THIS TIME!

(Submitted by Solid Snake )

Now, I'm taking a big risk usuing my real email. If you want to hear more of my wacky (and true) stories, email me. And if I get enough responses, I will post more.

(Submitted by Mango )

Sounds like Derek's worshiper has nothing better to do than sit and read walmart reciepts and whatch Saturday Night Live on the weekends. No! You cannot have me!

(Submitted by Jay-Z )

You must be SO FULL OF SHIT! (Hence the constant need for wipes & dri-bottoms)

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

He probably saw a rerun, and i'm dissapointed that they ran that clip in more than one. Bush loves pants, down with bush, down with pants. Cannot believe it: a combination of nader and buchanon lost gore the election. The 3000 votes that were accidentally cast for Buchanen in palm beach(?) and the ones that nader stole. Now we get to sit back and watch the environment get destroyed, the economy collapse, the national deficit grow because bush won't even pay off the amount of interest that is incured yearly, and watch the foreign relations go all to shit. NOT THAT I AM AGAINST BUSH, just listing some disadvantages.

(Submitted by vasky )

the interest on those dri bottoms is making the visa people grin happily...geez

(Submitted by wiseguy24469 )

Ðamn you Wal-ma®t. Always ©hanging things. Now I'm gonna be up all night t®ying to figu®e out which store De®ek shopped at today. ©h.

(Submitted by triaminic )

Wow! For my birthday you go wipes and more dri-bottoms. I would rather have had something more expensive, though. And I am potty- trained.

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

well Derek you did make it in the australia version of Netguide ODDITIES! and by the way......this receipt is so much clearer....thanks!

(Submitted by BobDole )

Personally, I don't really like Air Crisps...

(Submitted by Realistic Fish Head )

Air crisps suck

(Submitted by PEPPER )

man I wish I had the self control you do.... I could never go to walmart and JUST buy diapers and wipes.. I love their $1.00 4 pack vanilla candles by the checkouts ;)

(Submitted by Bonnie )

I certainly hope that, once that kid was potty trained, you didn't frivolously spend this kind of money on luxuries like dental bills and such. How about a nice Roth IRA?