Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Kate )

*dances* WHOO-HOOO!!!! First Poster!!!!!

(Submitted by Randy )

Nothing like a coating of popcorn after you use the body wash. Or do you put the lather on the popcorn? And what nefarious use are you putting that battery to? (happy 2nd post dance)

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

woo hoo 3rd poster that is a first! okay i am wondering what a "reg 5.37" is? and isnt bodywash supposed to lather on its own or are they now ripping you off for the lather effect too Derek? "welcome to wal-mart, try our new non=lathering bodywash, and if you want it to lather you have to buy that seperatly. thank you and have a nice day....oh and by the way it will be .50 cents for the smiley sticker...thank you....bah bye....bah bye now."

(Submitted by spoonie )

wow...only a couple hours and i only get 4th...geez...i had a really nice speech all thought out about the sadness of the world when so many people can have nothing to do but post on this site...but then i realized...i am hooked...you got something special Derek, i hope you do not plan to abuse it...

(Submitted by Lost in Illinois )

"D-12 BATT"... A-6 ....LESHIP!!

(Submitted by Oooooooooklahoma! )

Don't sigh and gaze at me, your sighs are so like mine, Your eyes mustn't glow like mine, people will say we're in love.

(Submitted by Tatoo )

LE SHIP...LE SHIP!

(Submitted by the jerk )

i gots something special... my special purpose. i abuse it every chance i get.

(Submitted by squeeze tightwad )

what did you save $1.11 on? will you frame it?

(Submitted by pookie )

I have just found this website by accident, what the hell are you people on????? signed sensible in the uk

(Submitted by lieu )

say hi pookie pookie say hi hi hi pookie tell mommie hi hi pookie pookie say hi pookie pookie say hi say hi say hi pookie pookie say hi say hi...

(Submitted by Dalliance )

MY Dear Pooks; As lieu so elegantly exampled in the above reply, we the people are on D-12 BATT and LATHER - ad lots of it too - you got a problem with that?

(Submitted by sillyamy )

I think someone forgot to use there bodywash today...*peewww* A D-12 battery what could that before? buzzzzzzzzzzz

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SPENDING $5.37 FOR ONLY $4.26, PLEASE STOP DROWNING YOUR HEAD IN LATHER AND BODY WASH. OK, WISE UP BOY, AND I WILL CATCH YOU LATER.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WAIT I MEANT THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I GOT TO STOP COMING TO THIS WEB SITE WHEN DRUNK. LET ME REPHASE MYSELF... SPENDING $4.26 FOR $5.37 IS A GREAT IDEA AND WE SHOULD ALL DO THAT MORE OFTEN. HOORAY!

(Submitted by lieu )

rephase yourself? *chuckle* did you mean... oh, never mind. bartender, another stiffie for nycfashiongirl and something to drink too.

(Submitted by Chiq )

Ha! Stiffie AND a drink. I get it! Good 'un, lieu.

(Submitted by Skid )

why go to so much trouble to blank out the TC# ? It's meaningless, except to Wal- Mart

(Submitted by spooky joe )

does Mat Krieg know about you ?

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Derek, if you leave out the "Repeat" from the "Lather, Rinse, Repeat" instructions you can DOUBLE your shampoo dollar. Thank you for your time.

(Submitted by greengrocer )

Instead of Purple Pills he buys Batt, Geez Derik !

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Y'know if Derek didn't buy the cheap-ass body wash, he wouldn't have to cough up extra for the lather. Meanwhile, Chore Boy and the lizard are here with Shannon Cock making their own "special" lather.