Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by sillyamy )

Could it be that I am first?? DVD player 80 bucks are you sure it works? Are the tissues for the tears this country has shed this week...Sorry I have nothing witty to say Maybe I am not worthy of the first spot. God Bless America!!!

(Submitted by Chiq )

I realize as 2nd poster I'm obligated to do a dance. However, I just don't feel like it. So I'm just going to take a couple of these boxes of FACIAL TISSU & retire to the toaster box for a while.

(Submitted by John/Boston )

this is strange. My girlfriend loves this site.

(Submitted by Cow Man )

All? You bought everything in the store for only 3.78? Makes the DVD player look like a rip off... God Bless America

(Submitted by Holly )

I read about this in a magazine a long ass time ago, and I ran acrossed it tonight out of pure boredom. You rock, man!

(Submitted by Holly Fancier )

You rock, Holly! I bet, with your long ass, if someone knocked you over you would bob back up again, like a toltoy!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ROCK ON WITH YOUR WHITE GLOBES! GO AMERICA!!!

(Submitted by Chiq )

NYCFASHIONGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I speak for everyone when I say we are so glad to hear from you!!!!! We've been terribly worried about you. Here, please take this CASE BINDER full of nanners & pass them out to the rescue workers. Some of them are mushed though because Huh? sat on them.

(Submitted by Huh? )

COULD IT BE? IS IT SO? Derek, you forgot to blur the TC code... again! Oh no, that means that damned Wal- Mart police person will visit here again....

(Submitted by Huh? )

NYCFASHIONGIRL: terribly sorry about those mashed nanners, but rest assured that nutritional content remains the same.

(Submitted by Wal*Fixture )

Terrorist Trade Center DVD? PLYeeeeze! A leaning one story, lice infected, scum dwelling mud hovel with pictures of Bea Arthur that were used as masturabatory aids strewn about that exists soley for the purpose of trading mangy goats with over- enlarged anuses does not an institution make.

(Submitted by ban de soley )

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(Submitted by Spine Shank )

Do the hokey pokey, chiq, that's okay to do even at a time like this.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Well, I've got one leg in, one leg out and I've shaken a nanner all about. Now what?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

NEW YORKERS WILL ALWAYS SURVIVE! I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE YOU GUYS! THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE MISSED ME! ALSO EVERYBODY PLEASE BUY CLOTHES, HELP AMERICA AND THE FASHION INDUSTRY!

(Submitted by BBoy )

Now you do the zipper up, do the Vogue down the catwalk and make with the pout - the new fashion sensation!

(Submitted by Cakes )

woo hoo Chiq - you saucy thing, you!!! *waving slinky at NYCFG*

(Submitted by I steal cable )

This site is the best ever. When I grow up, I want to collect receips to, can you give me any hints or tips? Oh, I don't have many receips because I always shoplift.

(Submitted by I steal cable )

This site is the best ever. When I grow up, I want to collect receips to, can you give me any hints or tips? Oh, I don't have many receips because I always shoplift.

(Submitted by Roberta )

Thanks for giving me the first laugh I've had in a week. BTW, what do you do with your spare time? *Support the USA, go buy something!*

(Submitted by Doce )

Rarely do we count the blessings we do have. Example. Whenever Derek doesn't go to Evil Inc. and buy groceries for like a month, there are always a few people acting annoyed. But when he goes twice in a week, nobody says, "thank you derek". Well, dammit, thank you, derek.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

I Steal Cable, my advice would be to buy stuff (as Roberta suggested above). Then save the receipts in some sort of old unused box. We've found something the size of a toaster box works well, but you could also use a shoe box, a food processor box, a blender box... you get the idea. A refrigerator box might be too big.

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

it is good to see that in such a time of crisis and anger and rage and fear and disbelief and mourning that there are people out there that still go shopping. Derek, keep it up it is people like you that make the rest of us understand that in America, no matter what buildings may fall, or what lives may be lost, we have the power and the strength, courage and honor and loyalty to go on with our lives. NYCFashiongirl, it is good to see that you are okay, many were beginning to worry, as was I. God Bless America, and God Bless every tear that had been shed for our countrymen, and women.

(Submitted by box )

"I steal cable" AND Chiquita both steal cable! How do you expect the economy to lose the sniffles of unwellness if you don't support the people who so enjoy ripping you off? I'm not at home where my reciept search bookmark is or I would tell you, ISC, what the ideal date for buying said toaster is. But i can tell you this, blender boxes are not quite as good as a toaster box, unless you buy a dysfunctional ugly squat blender. Shoe boxes are good, but viva la toaster box!

(Submitted by Dalliance sporting my I heart NY slutty skin-tight tee and American flag bandana on my head )

NYC FASHION GIRL - great to see you and I SECOND THAT EMOTION! THE LIGHTS OF NYC WILL NEVER GO OUT! SAME FOR THE USA - ONE NATION UNDER GOD - Enough tears, I think it's time to dance now!

(Submitted by Ted Koppel )

Dally, add some high heels and I'm there. Oh boy am I there.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Gee, Ted, I'm wearing my usual 5 inch ones...you think they should be higher? *admiring my red, white & blue toenails* p.s. Your hair so turns me on.

(Submitted by BB )

welcome home, Dally ... it was kinda quiet without ya. One question - how did you get the nail polish on the inside of the toemail?

(Submitted by And Again )

TOEMAIL [TOW-mayall] n: The form of message you receive when the phone doesn't work. v: The sight of pedestrians carrying letters.

(Submitted by And Again )

TOEMAIL [TOW-mayall] n: The form of message you receive when the phone doesn't work. v: The sight of pedestrians carrying letters.

(Submitted by Cakes )

John Mayall : cool dude.. Welcome back gang!! Slutty t-shirts abound.....!!! All we need is Terry & lieu - although I heard a rumour they were on a secret mission, something about tracking down errant bin liners in one of the aisles??

(Submitted by lieu )

yep, trash had become a problem, so we're getting rid of the bin. on a much happier note, so nice to see dal back. *hug*

(Submitted by Dal )

*wobbling over to hug..oops..picking self up off the floor..to hug everybody* Thanks ya'll. BB, I gotta tell ya, it wasn't easy. Inside tow-mayalling I (specially in high heels)is a rabid bitch but Mr. Koppel seems to dig it. He just loves when I dress up in that UPS costume.

(Submitted by Ted Koppel )

Yes indeed, in my book OFF CAMERA: PRIVATE THOUGHTS MADE PUBLIC, you will find referral to Dally (private thoughts) and her shoes (thoughts about my privates).

(Submitted by Tom Brokaw )

And in MY book, An Album of Memories: Personal Histories from the Greatest Generation, you will find humerous quotes and stories about Ted Koppel in his high heels greeting the UPS man.

(Submitted by Regis )

IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?

(Submitted by Huh? )

<< climbing out of the toaster box while waving the American flag >> Oh my, Dally is back and back big time! Welcome! Love the shirt, Dal, but watch it dear 'cuz your nipples are showing.

(Submitted by Regis )

Is THAT your final answer?

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Oh dear! Thanks, Huh? I'll fix that with my handy Barney band-aides. No worries Ted, I won't be staying long enough this time to cause much ado. Just wanted to pop in and share a little love with some of my GRT VALUE friends and grap a box of FACIAL TISSU and a WHITE GLOBE to keep me going for a while. Take care people. Please, someone tell Andre I miss him and his quirky sense of humor. And remember people -Always Wal*mart. Always. Peace out.

(Submitted by Jose )

What's wrong with staying long? Why shouldn't we worry? You're not making sense here!

(Submitted by EVO95 )

Jose, are you THE Jose, the one they were singing about the other day at the baseball game? Just before it started, everybody got up and sang "Jose can you see..."

(Submitted by Jose )

Quit teasing me! Forever they tease me! So what if i'm blind, I don't deserve this! I will sick my dog on you. After I let go of him.

(Submitted by Hey Jose )

*swinging his guide dog by the tail* just taking a look around

(Submitted by sponge bob square pants )

my ass is square

(Submitted by Tony )

What's with a the facial tissue? You gotta booga?

(Submitted by Lost in Illinois )

Now, Derek, you had better pass some of those TISSU to the rescuers in NY and DC...be a good lad. :) *adjusts the red,white,and blue ribbon on her Wallyworld vest, then tosses her paycheck in the donation box*

(Submitted by susie )

Thankyou Derek for buying us some more white globes. *polishing diligently* They will shine out in a darkened world. We do believe.

(Submitted by susie )

Hello? Anybody?

(Submitted by Huh? )

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

(Submitted by Huh? )

To quote Susie: Hello? Anybody?

(Submitted by EVO95 )

Sponge Bob Squarepants!

(Submitted by suzie )

Melon does. Or I hope he does, there he would be safe....

(Submitted by Andre )

Dally, I'm a little annoyed with you. Spent so much time looking for you under the coffee table that I got nappy rash, then against my better instincts I tried to squeeze into the envelope with Chiq and Abi, but the only thing I got was these strange red things all over me, that burst gooey stuff when I pop them. They might be fun on a boring night beneath the smokey glass, but definitely leaves one hell of a mess to clean up. Thank God Derek's been buying up stocks of facial tissues.

(Submitted by joe )

You should put up a receipt from the grand forks store.....

(Submitted by Dalliance - Delaying her flight )

Oh dear! Andre, first question: exactly where are these strange red things located, Honeybear? Secondly, I've missed you so!!! How's your monkey? Hey, what do you say we go get crazy with that CASE BINDER and PLY DVD (I assume that is short for David?)with TTC('course we all know what THAT means). - I mean after all those red things clear up.

(Submitted by Dally )

Oh, and A, to know me is to be annoyed at me. I hope that won't stand in the way of our sick, perverted relationship.

(Submitted by in lieu of carnal embrace )

can you say "grudgef*ck"?

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

I think polished White Globes would've been a little too expensive to keep receipts in... but at a buck-37, why not.

(Submitted by Lindsey )

I just have to say that my boyfriend is on here reading these off and bringing them to me at school. Some things amaze(not really!) and confuse us, but he seems to like it. Keep rollin' back prices!

(Submitted by PiCky )

How come you're always buying those $.88 facial tissues

(Submitted by poopiehead )

I think the terrorists should of crashed there planes into a walmart or a NASCAR race, then all the dirty redneck scum would die and the world would be a better place to live in, think ov a world where goats are'nt raped and big rusty pickup trucks dont exsist. it will be a utopia!

(Submitted by God )

Hey poopie head. You weren't breastfed were you?

(Submitted by greengrocer )

FREE THE GRT VALUE 40 !

(Submitted by hp )

im willing to buy your cash receipts. Email me

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey Dalliance... go back to where you were. Bring back *with great flourish* Alex Trebek!!

(Submitted by Green Lantern )

A DVD Player !!! How can they buy a DVD player right after Sept. 11th? You better save your money fool! A recession is coming ! http://www.instantenemy.com/ci ty

(Submitted by justbert )

Great site , had an hour to waste. Don't you ever shop on sept 12? bye

(Submitted by God bless america )

Donate money to The Redcross

(Submitted by Viva america )

This is a cool site, Anywaze donate money to red Cross