Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Sobel )

First post dance - woohoo

(Submitted by target )

woo hooo 2nd. always a bridesmaid never a bride!!!!!!!

(Submitted by josey )

i can't believe this is still going on! :) i'm glad, though

(Submitted by liddy3 )

Irish moss to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's battery- operated.

(Submitted by kel )

I actually get to post near the top. This is an exciting day.

(Submitted by Potsey )

No moss growing under his feet.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I LUV LUCKY CHARMS! DEREK AND MATT MAY YOU GET LUCKY THIS ST PATRICK'S DAY!

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

...Or, may you get Lucky Charms. In POT SOIL. Unless that's a new alias for a certain Cambodian dictator. Pol Pot Soil...

(Submitted by Freud )

Pot Soil? So that is what you grow it in. Mine allways turned out like shit.

(Submitted by stickler )

Couldn't quite make that 12:12:12, eh?

(Submitted by stickler )

Couldn't quite make that 12:12:12, eh?

(Submitted by BigDen )

I love Walmart's Sam's Choice Grape soda.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Drink the soda, lick the battery, cover your pot soil grave with Irish Moss. Ah, those were the days...

(Submitted by Bonnie Piesse's lame chicken )

I see Matt Krieg has got jealous...he's renamed the Scotts soil on his receipts so he doesn't give any publicity to that Freeman joker. Geez, the cutthroat world of discount retailing.

(Submitted by Victory Gardener )

Instead of fertilizer, we're hotwiring the plants with batteries?

(Submitted by kevinb )

Rachelle, I love you Will you marry me ?

(Submitted by kevinb )

Everyday looking at you makes my heart race. I will love you with all my heart. Now and forever. Say yes my love

(Submitted by rachelle )

You're so romantic!! How can I say no? Does Walmart sell wedding dresses?

(Submitted by kevinb )

I'm sure Sally, will give you her's she a size 12, like you

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

Shannon Koch to checkout 7, knife wielding maniac required to deter pending nuptials.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Oh, please let me cater! I'm seeing...Spanish Moss --no, Irish Moss and Spanish Fly centerpieces.

(Submitted by Strangiato )

MMMMmmmm....Pot Soil!!

(Submitted by lieu )

i need more pot soil for my outhouse.

(Submitted by Chiq )

lieu, what's an outh-ouse??

(Submitted by susie )

Its the opposite of an inh- ouse

(Submitted by shecky )

do y'all know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

(Submitted by Abi )

go on - why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide??

(Submitted by shecky )

'cos it's too damn cold out tide.

(Submitted by Abi )

groan!

(Submitted by Chiq )

BA DA BUM! *applause* Good 'un shecky. That's exactly my kind of humor... silly.

(Submitted by Cuter )

Whoohooo A new movie is coming out on April 3..can't wait to see all of those 102 puppies...teehee :)

(Submitted by shecky )

Hey Chic, do you think one of those puppies is named Liberace, 'cos he's the "pianist?"

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Heh? I don't get it shecky. Please 'splain. Maybe if I get all this IRISH MOSS out of my ears, it'll make sense.

(Submitted by shecky )

Pianist...just close your eyes and say it to youself...relax, lay your head back...think of a dog, a tree, Clark Griswolds bologna sandwich in "Vacation"...get it?

(Submitted by susie )

Dear Shecky, what are you on?

(Submitted by lieu )

shecky, are you drinking? can i have a sip?

(Submitted by mork )

nanner nanner

(Submitted by Mindy )

Why Mork, is that a nanner in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

(Submitted by Sparky )

Y'know, if D lived in th' south, that thar receipt would say POT SOLE, BATTRIES, & KUDZU. And of course, BAIT.

(Submitted by alice )

umm you must have the most boring life ever, dude. i have as of yet to see one interesting thing you have bought. do you just go for the sake of getting a receipt? although i have to admit that that snake on christmas eve caught my eye...

(Submitted by thewhiterabbit )

Hi Alice

(Submitted by the cheshire cat )

*grin*

(Submitted by in lieu of elton )

all the young girls love alice. me? i'm just glad she has a flat head.

(Submitted by Grace )

I think that irish moss will make good tea...hhheeeeeehheeeehhaaaahaa hhaaa!@!!!!

(Submitted by shecky )

...and y'all accused ME of being drunk...

(Submitted by Grace Slick )

Nothing's gonna stop us now (desperate attempt to jump on the Alice/white rabbit bandwagon)

(Submitted by Jennifer L.Stubbs )

Wow your all crazy!! I like that. I can't believe all the responses! Now I have a question do you find that some purchases get more response then others?? or are they about the same =P?

(Submitted by Yortuk Festrunk )

Chelly moots kreefs probnose. Chako yato cinco vature?

(Submitted by susie )

MMMMEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN

(Submitted by wank-o-rama )

so, can you satisfy rachelle, by proposing on this silly- assed website and then hooking her toes to a battery while placing wet irish moss under her armpits?

(Submitted by lieu )

ummm, sorry but that's not moss.

(Submitted by lieu'gain )

and it twas already there. promise!

(Submitted by Fanny Artichoke )

If that's not moss...then is that really pot soil? and if that's not pot soil...then what's a battery doing lying round in the middle of it? Nurse!

(Submitted by Ace of Fundament )

I would like to say this word: poohole. You don't mind? Is it OK if I say "poohole"? You sure? Oh, thank you then.

(Submitted by Ace of Fundament )

I would like to say this word: poohole. You don't mind? Is it OK if I say "poohole"? You sure? Oh, thank you then.

(Submitted by JoshConvict )

Hmm... I wonder if Derek will buy 102 Dalmatians on April 3? and if so, will he buy it on video or DVD? i just discovered this site, and I find it oddly intriguing. bookmarked!

(Submitted by susie )

No shopping, no Dally, no Melon, no Grasshopper,no SuzinCal.....Boring *picking up the jigsaw *

(Submitted by susie )

I mean jigblade....... *cutting up the heftykitchen*

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Susie - can I be bored with you? *kicking feet around in bored manner*

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Hey Abi, how can you be bored?? You've got that nifty SLINKY to play with!! Mastered the stairs yet?

(Submitted by lieu )

wot is a slinky other than a coil that needs viagra? i'd love to take a big slinky to egypt and start if from the top of the pyramids. think they'd mind? the guides would probably all run up, touch it, and start beating me over the head wif an old bone while some wierd music shrieked in the background. no way... once was enough!

(Submitted by lieu )

speaking of soil, i'm still trying to understand the reasoning behind why you're suppossed to put on clean underwear each morning in case you're involved in an accident during the day. ummm... if you've had an accident... ummm... didn't you just destroy the evidence that your drawers were clean earlier? wot do they do? carbon date the layers? seriously, wot if it's one of those jason pollack-style accidents? think they'll say "oh, those look like they were clean this morning?"

(Submitted by Terry )

There's a memory I'd like to forget...wadding up a perfectly good motorcycle in the middle of the night, being airlifted to the hospital, with scads of people keeping you alive, and then going through your hospital bag a few days afterward, and finding your Levis, that they'd cut off on the side of the road for whatever reason, in the bottom of your personal effects bag, realizing that you are a "commando" under- wearer...and I thought it was the facial damage that was scarin' the hell outta the stripers...

(Submitted by Tra Revol )

His name's Jackson Pollock, not Jason Pollack. Or did I miss a joke?

(Submitted by Traf Reffins )

Jezuz Krist, anudder Weebster uffishianado.

(Submitted by susie )

So are you connecting with us from a hospital bed Terry?

(Submitted by Chiq )

susie, I'm very happy to report that Terry is all recovered now. He's even got a new bicycle to replace the one that was wrecked. He's also got a smoked nanner from a little run-in with an attic fire. Ask him to see it sometime.

(Submitted by Chiq )

susie, I'm very happy to report that Terry is all recovered now. He's even got a new bicycle to replace the one that was wrecked. He's also got a smoked nanner from a little run-in with an attic fire. Ask him to see it sometime.

(Submitted by get a life people )

ok really now people...are your lives so shallow that you either so call "rate" this persons' receipts and/or treat this as a chat room? why don't you all just go to a real chat room and not have to wait for a person to post when who knows when? all i have to say if this is what our world is coming to, filled with dumbshits, then we have no future as we know it.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #1 Fan )

um, get a life? Why are YOU posting here? 'Nuff said.

(Submitted by get a life people )

I realize I'm a total hypocrite for doing exactly what I'm criticizing others for. But what can I say, I have no intelligence or imagination, and I am totally closed-minded. If everyone doesn't think exactly the way I do, I'm completely intolerant & a total ass.

(Submitted by The terminator )

I'll be back

(Submitted by The terminator )

Oh , so I am..... see ya saddo's

(Submitted by Shannen )

Tomorrow's my birthday. It sure would be nice if "someone" were to pick up some candles, or a counter card, or something.

(Submitted by melon )

cheese, you are cheese, if you find more cheese, then you are cheese.

(Submitted by tia )

Have you noticed this guy goes to Walmart for just 1 or 2 items all the time? Who stops at Walmart for one bottle of gatorade?

(Submitted by lieu )

isn't there a law that all gerbil owners must say "get a life people" at least once a day? hopefully, this'll be the last time "muskrat love boy" visits us.

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

melon! wots shakin' cat?

(Submitted by . . . - - . . . )

ralph, i am ralph, if i find more ralph, then i am earl.

(Submitted by pooster boy )

based on asswipe's grammer, sentence structure and mutilation of common decency and logic, me thinks he's the one concieved only a short distance from the barn.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PLEASE BUY SOMETHING! :(

(Submitted by get a life people )

okey so now theres someone impersonating me, get a fucking life, god, dont you people have anything better to do, god, or there si no creativity and you must have to try to impersonate me, ok go to hell and fry and die, and sigh or whatever else

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Woo hoo ; this site is SO unimportant, that when someone mpersonates me, (1) I dont know about it, 'cause I never came back (2) I don't care, 'cause it means someone got a life

(Submitted by Andre )

*peering out from beneath upturned pot* Dally, are you there? Would you mind cleaning all this pot soil off me? Where has my little aim'n'flame mistrix gone?

(Submitted by Abi )

Hey Chiq, sorry to take so long to get back to you - I just wanted to report back that the SLINKY is well trained in stair management now, unfortunately, I am still unable to negotiate them in a sensible manner, 'specially after a couple of bottles of red wine....

(Submitted by about to induce vomiting )

i don't mind people not getting this site. that's okay. but why do they always have to be soooo damn BORING and absolutely devoid of wit? my left testicle is capable of more scintillating conversation than gibberish boy. couldn't he at least be a half-wit?

(Submitted by lieu )

oops! tra revol, you're right RE: jackson pollack. don't forget, i'm RE:tarded.

(Submitted by billy Ryan )

Dude, I need some pot without the soil...? click here for dfw/american airlines links..... See you at Walmart http://fastrunningriver.homest ead.com/billrye.html

(Submitted by His left testicle )

There was a priest, a rabbi and an angora goat that walked into a bar...

(Submitted by His left testicle )

There was a priest, a rabbi and an angora goat that walked into a bar...

(Submitted by my right testicle )

and the rabbi said "goat lie"?

(Submitted by josey )

i'd like to say poohole, too.

(Submitted by josey )

poohole

(Submitted by Murry )

You know.. If that's a 9volt you bought and you have some steele wool, you can touch them together and the wool will get hot enough to light a cigarette. But, you've never bought cigrettes so I guess that's pretty worthless advice.....

(Submitted by a bush in the hand )

not if you're out of nads.

(Submitted by anna banana )

you finally went to wal mart on my birthday!!

(Submitted by Gern McBlandston )

After Derek found the Irish Moss face down in a pool of its own vomit after the St. Patty's Day parade, He switched to its brother, Peat.