Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by nano )

i rule! =)

(Submitted by susie )

But not for long

(Submitted by Poo poo )

Git!

(Submitted by Sparky )

It took you 4 days to scan this receipt? Too busy playing with the TAPE & TAPE DISPENS to work the COPMUTER, or what?

(Submitted by Chiq )

Back in my day, we had a GRT VAULE, none of this cheap GRT VALUE 40 crap. What is this world coming to?

(Submitted by lieu )

you spent more on the dispenser than the item it's intended for? that's like buying a happy meal but paying 10 bucks for the fork and straw. you dakotans are ready for winter to be over, aren't you?

(Submitted by not close )

oooh, 102 dalmations! i need a new coat.

(Submitted by Terry )

How much for just a SO-SO VALUE?

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

Obviously turning from Dr Pepper to Mr Hyde

(Submitted by big straight monster )

so-so? ho ho!

(Submitted by dom deluise '64 )

i had some dalmation fajitas once. they tasted like... chicken.

(Submitted by cool hand lieuk )

i'll bet i can eat 50 dalmations in one hour.

(Submitted by Dr. Pecker )

A man's gut cain't hold that...they'll swell up and bust him open. Whar can I find some TAPE & a DISPENS?

(Submitted by doctored pecker )

wot we have here is a failure to fornicate.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

88 CENTS FOR 40 WHAT? I GUESS IT'S A GREAT VALUE. HMMMMM!

(Submitted by Elton John )

Don't blame me, I'm only the piano playe

(Submitted by Andre )

Here, have an "r", Elton. Hmm, I do believe that midst all that blah there is a steganographic code revealing the location of George W. Bush's secret peanut butter stash in the event of a nuclear winter. Grt value 40 indeed!

(Submitted by cool hand lieuk )

i ate 50 peanut butter and k- y jelly sandwiches one time. they didn't taste like chicken.

(Submitted by BigGayMonster )

If you use k-y like I do, that wasn't peanut butter.

(Submitted by not elizabeth )

i hope you'll excuse me while i go hurl.

(Submitted by crooked )

Jeezus efffin' Keeeyrist. Can't you put straighten out the receipt before you scan it? Maybe you can tape it down, I see you have some new tape.

(Submitted by menace616 )

I was wondering if you have reserved parking since you're a "reserved shopper"