Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Sometimes it is good to be 11 hours ahead of everyone else *ding ding ding* wakey, wakey, rise and shine!!! 4pm already!!

(Submitted by Chiq )

B-Boy- only 9 pm on Sunday night here. Wow, you could make money predicting the future. Here, have an ACTII BUTTER, on me.

(Submitted by Chiq )

B-Boy- only 9 pm on Sunday night here. Wow, you could make money predicting the future. Here, have an ACTII BUTTER, on me.

(Submitted by Keplar )

DP & popcorn...looks to be a fun filled evening :-)

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

BUTTERED POPCORN IN THE BATH! I AM GETTING ALL HOT AND BOTHERED I AM GOING TO START POPPING!

(Submitted by lieu )

body wash and a 3 pack of paper towels? did you think deforestation was pulp fiction?

(Submitted by in lieu of derek )

customer copy? it's not the real derek?

(Submitted by schtooped )

Maybe Mr. Matt Krieg has a toll free # there...? Would he appreciate 50,000 phone calls?

(Submitted by schtooped )

Maybe Mr. Matt Krieg has a toll free # there...? Would he appreciate 50,000 phone calls?

(Submitted by susie )

What happens in Act 111 with the butter?

(Submitted by susie )

What happens in Act 111 with the butter?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

I've got a VOIDED ENTRY here for anyone who can tell me how many items sold on this receipt.

(Submitted by Angel )

Um ... 5? (But that's only a wild stab in the dark)

(Submitted by Angel )

Um ... 5? (But that's only a wild stab in the dark)

(Submitted by Angel )

Um ... 5? (But that's only a wild stab in the dark)

(Submitted by Angel )

Hrrm, every time I refresh, it reposts ... magic.

(Submitted by summer's eve )

blame me for that.

(Submitted by Bot From Balmain )

In Act 3, the characters churn through the set util they have it down pat. They butter up the producer, presenting him a bunch of buttercups (not pussy willows!). I could tell you more, but it will become another COWTALE...

(Submitted by bill )

what the hell is actii butter?

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Angel, I'm happy to present you with this beautiful VOIDED ENTRY. 5 was the right answer. BTW, cool magic trick, Angel. Hey Der, how's CHORE BOY doing thses days? We don't hear much from him lately.

(Submitted by Precut Carp )

Sure, CHORE BOY, CHORE BOY, everybody LOVES CHORE BOY...nobody cares about poor ol' me, floating in this muck, no FISH FOOD for days, my mates got TB, almost daily getting sucked into this FILTER, and having to watch this guy CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN EVERYTHING...what a life.

(Submitted by lieu )

i figured act iii is when peewee herman starts spanking mr. winkie to the sound of a one handed applause.

(Submitted by Terry )

I don't know 'bout that...I heard it only took twelve jerks to get him off...just like OJ & Ray...

(Submitted by SOmeone )

POpcorn bodywash and Dp whats going on

(Submitted by SOmeone )

POpcorn bodywash and Dp whats going on

(Submitted by SOmeone )

POpcorn bodywash and Dp whats going on

(Submitted by Casey )

Y'know, that's kinda catchy...

(Submitted by Dorothy )

Lions and tigers and bears... oh my.

(Submitted by Water Weenie )

I love oral sex from a girl that's been eating salted and buttered ACT II. It's kinda like a hand job after they're pruned from being in the pool too long.

(Submitted by George )

SHRINKAGE!!!!

(Submitted by lieu )

psychiatrists do know about shrinkage, don't they?

(Submitted by susie )

Brain - heavy drinkers suffer brain shrinkage (loss of brain cells) and even moderate drinking may effect brain function. Just thought I'd share that with you...

(Submitted by Scarface )

Yeah, drinkin' kills brain cells...but only the weak ones.

(Submitted by Clarinet Diva )

MMMM...body wash, need it for the pouf already? No Mountain Dew either?

(Submitted by clarinet diva )

I also have to agree with scarface about the brain cells...alcohol only kills the ones that couldn't keep up in the first place, and who needs those?

(Submitted by Abi )

I find that a regular supply of red wine keeps my brain cells in tip top condition - unfortunately I do fall down stairs occasionally, but I'm sure the two are not related.

(Submitted by Terry )

$0.98 for 2 liters of Dom Perignon...only in America Abi-doll...

(Submitted by Abi )

What a bargin! Wonder what the BODY WASH tastes like with tonic water? Send me a crate Terry!!

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Abs, I've got a crate o' nanners here. I suppose I could take the bananners out & fill the crate up with all these HUMAN SKULLs I found in the toaster box. Would you like them?

(Submitted by Terry )

Abs, Chics offering you a box full of head...whaddaya say? I'll buy the ACTII BUTTER... (psst...lieu!!!)

(Submitted by Chiq )

Awwww Terry, now don't go getting all hot & bothered over there. And don't start stirring lieu up, either. Here, take this girthy TROJAN horse & go play a while.

(Submitted by travis bickel )

you talking to me?

(Submitted by Ayla )

OBVIOUSLY this *sick* fiend is holding buttered popcorn wrestling in his living room on Sunday Nights. At least he's considerate enough to offer Body Wash to everyone so they clean up. Freak!

(Submitted by Ayla )

OBVIOUSLY this *sick* fiend is holding buttered popcorn wrestling in his living room on Sunday Nights. At least he's considerate enough to offer Body Wash to everyone so they clean up. Freak!

(Submitted by Potsey )

Derek, has clean clothes and now a clean body. What more can a wife ask for.

(Submitted by NotAndre )

Friends who aren't nerds, and keep him tinkering with his web-site all night every night ...

(Submitted by Andre )

Body wash...hmm, wasn't that some crappy 80s hit, you know, with a refrain "wash your body". Oh OK, desperate attempt to get back into the swing of things. And I AM Andre, I really am, I had dinner with that tall thin guy back in the 80s, OK...or hang on, was I having dinner with the short fat bald guy who does the dinosaur voice on Toy Story? Oh lord, it gets so difficult when everyone's looking at you from the conversation pit. And I am NOT A NERD! I AM NOT! And take your grubby fingers off my brown parka!

(Submitted by ShopKo's Most Valuable Employee )

ShopKo is better than Wal*Mart. I would know. I'm the MVE (Most Valuable Employee). Shop at ShopKo. It's the store for YOU!

(Submitted by ShopKo's Most Valuable Employee )

ShopKo body wash is $1.99 AND our DP 2 LTR is only $.69. SO THERE!

(Submitted by Abi )

Chiq - sorry, I didn't get back to you about the box of head - don't s'pose you've anything a bit more girly in the toaster box?? Oi, Terry, you finished playing with that TROJAN yet???

(Submitted by Terry )

Just about got it all rolled back...Oh look! A serial number. Chic, I think Abi's hinting you should leave the nanner's in the box...

(Submitted by Chiquita )

*rummaging through toaster box* Ok Abi-cakes, here's what I'm packing into the crate for ya... (I think these things are pretty girly) CAT FOOD, a really attractive 2STORY CONDO (in a good neighborhood, I might add), SILLY PUTTY (hey Derek, weren't you looking for this?), a SLINKY, a PLAYSET and a beautiful FEEDER SQRL. How's that for a care package!?! Snog!!

(Submitted by Abi )

A SLINKY!! I haven't had one of those since the 70s!!! I think I abused it tho' - it went all stretched out and wouldn't walk down the stairs - I promise to look after this one!!!

(Submitted by Coach )

So, should we start calling you Slinky, since neither one of you can make it down the stairs properly?

(Submitted by A Farmer )

News just in from Japan - they have banned all animal movements after discovering some nibbled beds in Tokyo.

(Submitted by A Farmer )

News just in from Japan - they have banned all animal movements after discovering some nibbled beds in Tokyo.

(Submitted by wallace )

hey andre, our waiter was a veritable fountain of conversation, eh?

(Submitted by The Farmer's Wife )

They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse !

(Submitted by grommit )

any one seem me trousers !

(Submitted by elsie )

for some reason, they're hanging next to the heifer's stall in the barn.

(Submitted by ACT I )

Pop

(Submitted by ACT II )

Butter

(Submitted by ACT III )

Eat

(Submitted by ACT IV )

Fart

(Submitted by ACT V )

Check for butter

(Submitted by susie )

Dear Andre, I think that was the Carwash, Working at the Carwash, *stomp* yeah *stomp* yeah

(Submitted by susie )

Dear Andre, I think that was the Carwash, Working at the Carwash, *stomp* yeah *stomp* yeah......Remember? oops

(Submitted by NotAndre )

I'm Not Andre, he is! He's not not Andre, I am! Everyone clear now?

(Submitted by Freud )

Why is everyone posting in doubles?

(Submitted by Freud )

Why is everyone posting in doubles?

(Submitted by susie )

We just are, wheres Mushu?

(Submitted by susie )

We just are, and the compubank?

(Submitted by Deja Vu )

If its worth saying, its worth saying twice !

(Submitted by dog chase chevy )

vega do not go very fast.

(Submitted by vega do )

true is dis.

(Submitted by nuff said )

once.

(Submitted by klattu )

blatchet! knarf dweill estradatt. comtwiktow?

(Submitted by Freud )

Screw Mushu

(Submitted by Freud )

And the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by me )

thats real smart! lets give out to everyone your visa account number. Thanks maybe i will use it sometime. lol

(Submitted by lieu )

you just try it and i will condemn you to a lifetime of idiodicy. oh, wait, you'd already been condemmed!

(Submitted by Dave Poundstone )

I love to wash my body, You know???And wipe my buttery fingers against my raspy beard whilst howling at the moon---eeeeeoooowwhhhhhhh!

(Submitted by Wylie Bo-Bo )

The sound of my foamy Dr. Pepper as it echoes against the sound of one hand clapping. Cill my lan'lawd C- I-L-L cill my lan lawd.

(Submitted by fdgd )

I hope those boys don't forget the body wash

(Submitted by a man with an opinion )

ok really now people...are your lives so shallow that you either so call "rate" this persons' receipts and/or treat this as a chat room? why don't you all just go to a real chat room and not have to wait for a person to post when who knows when? all i have to say if this is what our world is coming to, filled with dumbshits, then we have no future as we know it.

(Submitted by "man" my ass! )

please tell your mom i'd like my cumstains back when she's through wif them.

(Submitted by Abi )

ha ha ha!! lieu - you rock!!

(Submitted by ME )

Is it only me that's kind of freeked out about this? Or is this normal for all of you guys?

(Submitted by cats )

all your dr. pepper are belong to me.