Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by susie )

Never again will I need to take Prozac.

(Submitted by Potsy )

I'm in serious trouble. Second place again. Still doing the hula. Got your laundry done yet? Potsy

(Submitted by Danilo )

This is very worrying, nothing edible at all since Feb 26th. Has Derek gone anorectic, or should it be "filé folder". I mean, how long will the carp last, really?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YES, FILE THAT LAST RECEIPT IN A HIDDEN FOLDER AND DON'T LET MATT KNOW YOU BEEN CHEATING ON HIM WITH DARRYL. THE SHAMPOO WILL MAKE YOUR HAIR SMELL GOOD TOWARDS MATT WHEN MATT KISEES YOU HI ON THE HEAD AND WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR THAT HE MISSES YOU AND YOU THEN BEING TO FEEL GUILTY, SO YOU THEN SAY FINE TO MATT'S REQUEST TO VIDEO TAPE SEX. I UNDERSTAND THIS RECEIPT LOUD AND CLEAR AND HEAR YOUR CRY OUT FOR NEW SEX UNIFORMS, HUN, THERE ON THE WAY! LATER, BYE!

(Submitted by tiamat_visionaire )

man, you got ripped off, ayou shouldve wwent to aldis, man

(Submitted by Clarinet Diva )

So, did you by the folders to file away all of these oh so useful receipts? Or, are you going to use the tape to create a piece of conversation art that includes receipts, file folders and bath poufs? Either way, good luck, at least you found a use for the bath pouf from the last receipt.

(Submitted by Clarinet Diva )

I'm sorry, the bath pouf wa from a couple of weeks ago, and by the way, why the shampoo? Didn't you just buy some ALL?

(Submitted by Big Fan )

So, do you do any <font color= blue>online </font>Wal- Mart shopping, or is it all live and in person so you get the sense of a door greeter?

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Sadly my Dally, it would be from the frying pan to the fire. You may have heard of James Bulger, who was killed in Britain by two under-13s, who were jailed until they were 18. The older of the two is due for release, but the tabloids and the shock-jocks are leading the campaign to 'never release' them. More a case of making the news instead of reporting it, but that's a seperate issue. Here in Oz, mandatory sentencing in the Northern Territory (where 50% of all aboriginies live) mean someone caught stealing for a third time goes to jail for 12 months - all cases. Cases reported of a penniless aboriginal mother (and the law seems to be applied only to aboriginies) taking a bottle of cordial or a blanket for her kids, going to pokey for a year - and what will happen to the kids? "Tough on crime" is the rhetoric of the white middle- class politicians, who want indigineous problems kept in the shanties on the edge of town, where they belong.

(Submitted by BalmainBot )

See what I mean, Nick? Now Abi is expecting me to anser her questions 11 hours before she asks them. Well *straightening tie, squaring shoulders (ouch)* here goes: (1) Behind the woodshed (2) Yes, with a can of grease and a tyre lever (3) Only if she wants to (4) "That was no showgirl, that was my wife!" boom boom.

(Submitted by lieu )

we went snowmobiling wif my grandmather-in-law one time. not only would she not wear a helmet because it would mess up her new hairdo, she put scotch tape all over her head to hold it in place. we kept it over 50 mph and she soon looked like she was running a trout line for pine cones. she won't go wif us anymore.

(Submitted by Mrs Campbell )

Balmain Boy, I don't want to seem like a pollywaffle in a pumpkin scone, but your demographics are incorrect. NSW has more aborigines than any other state or territory (including NT)...that must mean that NT has less than 50% of Australia's aborigines...in fact, probably only a third at most, if the other states and territories together total only as much NSW. Sorry, I'll go back to crimping my doilies.

(Submitted by mc butt not mrs c )

you mean that nt abhorrigines?

(Submitted by Aly )

Wow...it turned out to be EXACTLY 6.00 what're the chances?

(Submitted by cats )

6 bucks exactly. nice.

(Submitted by Dave )

quit shopping at wal mart you hoser, you've proven by your receipts that you don't buy anything worth a crap. (becasue wal mart sells a bunch of nothing and makes fun of you fools buying it while they get rich