Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by rainy )

*first poster dance!* ooh...sophistication! new features! hey, big d, what's the g stand for? great?

(Submitted by Abi )

*second poster dance* Hello rainy!! Oh wow furniture!!! Derek, you're going all domestic!! Cool - having your name on the receipts now!! Declined? Are they now giving stuff away to you?

(Submitted by Ash-Lee-B + Vicky-P (uk) )

Still Drawing I see, Why did you buy micro tapes when you can buy Micro Machines.

(Submitted by Coach )

Winners never lose, and losers post fourth...

(Submitted by Coach )

...and what the hell are the other 91 reasons? For that matter, what's reason 92, and how many more reasons have they got...I'd love to have a fresh batch of reasons. Does WAL*MART sell reasons?

(Submitted by Pillion Pal )

they sell bags of nuts 'n' reasons, he he!

(Submitted by Gimpster from Wal*Mart )

I work for Wal*Mart and I can tell you that reason 92 is this: Sex gods are not allowed to shop in Wal*Mart!

(Submitted by Steve )

Thanks for the "warm but slighly moist" welcome, Dalliance ! I was beginning to feel pretty lonely, all there on my own, especially as it was my "first time" ! "Glugg, glugg and other s sinking type sound" as my heart sinks ! Chiquita, you took things to serious, I have visions of "2up2down with 2.4screamers dieing the day I retire" ! Remember the wise words of Hong Kong Phooey "The secret of patience is to do something else in the meantime !" So don't throw away that "banana-coloured" wedding dress, keep it ! If you cut it up into small squares, it will be ideal dust with or make into a quilt !

(Submitted by Copy Cat )

JS COUNTRY BAPS 0.65 JS S/SKM MLK 1PT 0.26 CAWARRA SHIRAZ 3.99 A/DINNER MINTS 1.29 THE EVENING STAR 0.35 SALMON/BROC FLAN 1.99 BALANCE DUE 8.53 CASH 10.00 CHANGE 1.47

(Submitted by kram )

...beats going through the trash bin..eh larry?

(Submitted by Abi )

Microcass, would like be like a miniture Momma?

(Submitted by Dally )

Wow...a for Shiraz 3.99 (great price) Country Baps and The Evening Star? Who are you, Omar Khayyam? A loaf of bread, a flask of wine, a book of verse and Thou. Funny Omar never mentioned te dinner mints.

(Submitted by Steve )

The "limey" (thanks Abi !) have begun ! We had the world at out feet once, we can do it again ! Any one for crumpet ! Pip pip ! Tally Ho ! Soft top MG, summers day, country side, jolly decent lass at one's side, champers on ice, quiet spot, blanket on grass, brushing hair of said decent lass, ROGER and out !!!!

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Abi-Cakes! Good Morning...isn't this such an exciting receipt??? So great to have the new posters...guess this makes us the tribal elders...er..priestess...er... goddesses. rainy, (congrats on the first poster status..glad to see you remembered do to the 1st poster dance - that's my girl- cuz None forgot it last time)G stands for Gigantic, by the way.

(Submitted by Copy Cat )

The evening star was on special, but for the right girl, I would buy the all the star's in the evening sky, the moon, the sun ! All I ask is a friendly smile and a peck on the cheek !

(Submitted by Abi )

hey Dal - I like the idea of being WalTart Goddesses - can I be Spatula, High Priestess of Bakeware??? Who wants to be the first sacrificial lambkin? Can you see it, Dal, you, Chiq & I in headresses, incense...ooh a goddess could get carried away! (Steve - you forgot the picnic basket, silly old chap!)

(Submitted by Dal )

Steve, help me.."2up/2down and 2.4 screamers dying the day you retire" er..huh? Abi is from Strumpet shire, from whereabout do you hail? Lovely country you have there..did a stint myself on you fair shores. HOLY SHITSKI!! I just noticed the "find this upc!" this is all happening so fast..my baywatch slo-mo brain can't keep up...first Derek's name on the receipt..the declination...the new family members and now this down below...OH DEAR! *searching my brain for all those UPC codes I had memorized*

(Submitted by Dr. Weiss )

Too......much......NYQUIL.

(Submitted by Pollenex Power Massagers Make Great Gifts )

Copy Cat, methinks you would have no need for money as I suspect you could talk down the moon and the evening stars with your words so sweet. All Hail, Spatula *bowing in reverance* I think I should like to be Pollenexena from eletronics. This is sooo cool!!

(Submitted by Dal (Wait...I wish to be re-apotheosized) )

Whirlpoolena..Goddess of the Cyclical Spin - 'tis me

(Submitted by Spatula )

*dashing in, wiping down dishes* Whirlpoolena darling, - sorry - I disappeared, I just got so excited, I've been cleaning oiff the ceremonial bakeware and dusting off my robes, oh and practising swinging that incense thingy....anything else needed? Oi, what no volunteers for sacrificial lamb? Didn't we mention that you don't get killed, oh no - the three Goddesses have something much more exciting planned....well??

(Submitted by Whirpoolena )

*thowing in a load of loin clothes* Spatula, sister dear, did you warm the ritual massage oil yet or should I do that...I can, you know, the spin cycle will be coming along any second now. I wish I had a 4 DRWR CHEST..unfortunately I just got the knobs..*inserting the Enigma cd and testing the microcass*...testes i, ii, iii

(Submitted by Spatula )

oh no, you do the oil Whirly-dear, your hands are soooo much warmer than mine....have you seen the third goddess? Or is she out looking for volunteers? I'll tidy up out back here, I've just been so untidy with my spell books, joss sticks, various bottles, thank god his Omnipotence bought us that bookcase...

(Submitted by Coach )

I'd love to volunteer, Spatula, unfortunately, I must catch a flight to Fargo. Civic duty and all, registering to vote (it's an American thing) Besides, who ever heard of a PIG in sheeps clothing...

(Submitted by Spatula )

aah Coach, you sure - we weren't going to make you dress up in animal outfits (or were we sisters?, I've got muddled with my ceremonies). I think this is just the blessing of the new furniture, so garanimal outfits and crack not required for this one. Maybe the Choreboy as alterboy though - Whirlpooleena, what do you think??

(Submitted by Whirlpoolena )

yes, ye Bakeware Goddess, a simple furniture initiation...I wonder where the Third is? That be some ride she and Terry are taking, eh?

(Submitted by Whirler )

Yo Coach get back here and worship us, damn it!!! *grapping a girthy ankle*

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

can i please be the tribal old-fart? i would so like to wear one of those cones they put around a dog's neck to keep him from licking himself on my arse and ass everyone a lot of questions. #1 would be: micro tapes? are those to fix small animal cracks? #2 why did terry cross the road?

(Submitted by megaphone arse )

he heard the chicken was a slut.

(Submitted by do tell )

why?

(Submitted by Henry Block )

Reason # 92 your payment was declined - you haven't changed your poop panties in 4 months!

(Submitted by in lieu of reed )

what's the difference between micro cassettes and micro tapes? are micro tapes mini 8 tracks? would that be a 4 track? is that the only kind that will fit in your volare'? on a hot day do you ride in it nekkid so you can slide around on the pure corinthian leather?

(Submitted by henauder titzoff )

where do i sign up for the wet 4-drwr chest contest?

(Submitted by debby does fallus )

you should have bought the $30.00 bookcase. it'll hold regular size tapes and cassettes.

(Submitted by cathy rigby )

does a sketch pad have wings or is it more absorbant?

(Submitted by womb with a view )

Are you making home movies? Should we read anything into the fact that you're using "micro"?

(Submitted by porta johnny cash )

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, would you rather marry me, or John Cameron Swayze?

(Submitted by in lieu of pork bellys )

microcass eh abi? must be before she turned 12. her ham sandwich was still only a piglet.

(Submitted by lieu )

holy smokes! the rapidity with which this plinian column has grown truly staggers the senses, especially considering the wallendian nature of the purchases. must be attributable to the growing number of web-links and relative similarity between american and king's english.

(Submitted by lieu keller )

hey der, my dumb ass will keep posting on an old receipt until some sweet annie sullivan like dal comes back a day to save my dollar short butt. what porch- sitting banjo players like me need is a big watermark on the receipt saying "free doughnuts on next page" or something. then i can emulate steve martin's jerk, excitedly proclaiming "the new receipt is here, the new receipt is here!!!" all i need is my remote control, ashtray, lamp, chair and that watermark. that's all i need. and my faithful dog. GRRRRR! okay, i don't need my dog...

(Submitted by Common Slut )

Call me a chicken, but don't bother crossing the clucking road if you can't make it to the otherside. Even chicken sluts have feelings.

(Submitted by Terry )

Hey everybody...what's been going on? Sorry I haven't been around, I've been taking a STEAM! (as suggested- thanks!) Oh, and thanks to you miss Dally, for the help...I don't think I could've quite reached that spot without your "help" (but really, how CLEAN can one part be) Ahhhh. Boy do I feel refreshed...lessee what's going on... a slut chicken? Hmmm, no, I don't think so, but now that you mention it, there was a comment made regarding my "nice pecker" What a lady!!! I think I'm in LOVE!!!

(Submitted by in lieu of white meat )

parts is parts...

(Submitted by The Third Goddess )

I'm here now *riding in on Terry's hairy-assed trojan horse*! Wow, that Terry really knows how to cheer a girl up. I won't even mention what happened to my nanner. Let's just say it's even mushier now. I think I'd like to be Zenith, Goddess of Electronics (some things that plug in are a girl's best friend).

(Submitted by Terry )

Chiq, I tol' ya 'bout that nanner...the HORSE did it! I swear!

(Submitted by Freud )

Screw Mushu and the Compubank he rode in on.

(Submitted by rainy )

best $20 word of the day: wallendian.

(Submitted by Second Goddess )

Ah, the Trinity is complete..Spatula, Aponolite (I decided to the become the Goddess of Light Bulbs - Whirpoolena was just too unwieldy for me) and Zenith.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Terry, Darling, cleanliness *is* next to godliness.

(Submitted by Terry )

Yes m'dear, but dirty is down to the *gulp* bone...opps, wrong adage,,,but you gather my inference.

(Submitted by Freud )

Why are you posting here when there is a new reciept to post on?

(Submitted by Baurney )

Why are you? (BTW, it's considered poor grammar to end a sentence with a preposition)

(Submitted by Dalliance )

*eyeing you inference* gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Dirty Boy.

(Submitted by in lieu of chicken )

how about with a proposition? wanna pl*ck?

(Submitted by walmart police )

bwa-hahahaha. now with our new receipt technology, we KNOW when you are in our stores and can smite you with our nefarious reason 92!!!!!

(Submitted by Dewek )

Whimper, slobber, sniff.

(Submitted by Sam Walton )

Cool idea, buster.

(Submitted by kayla )

hey i bought a micro cassette recorder at fred meyer for cheaper and it came with 6 micro casettes.

(Submitted by bifteck )

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SKETCHING THE CLOTHES YOU WANT ME TO MAKE U? COOL!

(Submitted by azeez )

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