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17 April 2000
 
 Visitor Comments: 
 
 
(Submitted by iso) 
ooo... mr fancy pants! 
putting $9.12 on the Visa!  
That'll show those Walmart 
cashiers who's the boss!  And 
no cash back!  Balls of steel!
 
(Submitted by Fearit's Elf) 
It's pretty apparent now that Derek has a 
drug problem, but I had no idea Wal-Mart 
sold the necessary tools to clean out your 
pipe. Waste of money, man, a butter knife 
works just as well to scrape that resin out 
of the bowl. But best of luck with the 
tie-dye project though, don't get any on ya! 
Peac 
(Submitted by Fearit's Elf) 
Derek, at least stop smoking long enough 
to get the HTML right. April 15 and April 17 
both link to the April 15 receipt. Don't 
bogart that joi 
(Submitted by FMp3) 
Just got to this site off of 
The Portal of Evil...it truly 
is. Let me ask you, is there 
a time that you prefer over 
another to go shopping? 
(Submitted by jxl) 
Just?  It was up months ago?
Lands.
Anyone have Matt Krieg's 
digits?  I think I wanna have 
his love child. 
(Submitted by polack) 
Hey iso, nice Army of Darkness reference.  But 
remember.. "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart" 
(Submitted by satan) 
jxl-
matt is married, or lives 
with his sister: Matt & Sandy 
Krieg, 505 1st NE, Dilworth, 
MN 56529, (218) 291-0985   
(Submitted by satan) 
jxl-
or you could call him at 
work, his phone # is at the 
top of the receipt! 
(Submitted by Icantsleep) 
Pretty kinky Derek.  Bowel 
cleaner, bowel brush, bubble 
toy?  I can't imagine what 
the dye is for. 
(Submitted by ugh) 
Bubble Toy?  What a discreet 
way for Wal*Mart to sell 
bongs.  And Heck, the bowl 
brush and cleaner, anyone not 
clued in could think that's 
for a toilet or something.  
Spark one up for me, Derek. 
(Submitted by someone who studies familial relationships) 
Satan, it's also possible 
that Matt may live with his 
mother or an aunt or a cousin 
or maybe he just found 
someone with the same last 
name with whom to share his 
home.  And who says Sandy's 
last name IS Krieg.  Maybe 
it's Jones or Smith.  She 
could be hiding from the 
cops, like Derek does while 
he's in the midst of prime 
growing season. 
(Submitted by n@f) 
wow! $4.62 on the toilet!!!! 
calm down you big spender!!!
thats like $9.20 where im 
from, never catch me wasting 
that on a toilet dude!!!!  
(Submitted by WalFixture) 
Derek smokes?  Then what the 
hell does he need a dye kit 
for? 
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
 
 PRETTY BUBBLES! PRETTY 
BUBBLES!  
(Submitted by Potsey )
 
 Let that be a lesson to you. 
Wash your clothes  more often 
so the stains don't set. You 
forgot to get rubber bands 
for the tie dying.  Potsey  
(Submitted by Denise )
 
 Another purchace on my 
birthday.
And at least I can read it 
this time.  
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