Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by wow)

all the way to wal*mart for one bottle of mouthwash? either there aren't any drugstores out there or you're just getting filler for the site here....

(Submitted by Anon)

Maybe his breath stank. Duh.

(Submitted by jim hunt)

I think the answer is that Derek must live in Walmart, thus making it highly energy efficient to buy his mouthwash there not at the drugstore (is a drug store a chemist/pharmcay, I'm from England and have to admit to struggling with the language barrier on some of these recepits)

(Submitted by Mouthwash of Borg)

Dude! You either got that cheapo no-name brand mouthwash that tastes like crap, or else you bought like 2 ounces of scope.

(Submitted by Juliet)

I have NEVER made a stop at that long-lined hell hole for one stupid thing. At least your receipts print up okay. Mine are usually unreadable just so I can't take stuff back. Anyway, we must've had a kid about the same time because mine was born 01.30.97

(Submitted by Icantsleep)

You'd need mouthwash too after all the activity he's had since the last purchase.

(Submitted by ugh)

A simple Tic-Tac would wash out that Panama Red smell, ya know. And you can even carry it around with you whereever you go. OH. Wait a minute, you radical, you! You're using Listerine as bongwater, aren't ya? Einstein, move over.

(Submitted by Madam Lash)

Has Derek given to the children's miracle network? I think it'd be a little churlish of him if he hadn't, considering their sponsoring HIS WalMart receipts which have indicated such tender (and occasionally sexually suspect) devotion to his dri-bottom infested kiddie.

(Submitted by someone who can see the light at the end of the tunnel)

Today is June 24, 2000. I know that the last receipt posted is for June 18, 2000. I'm almost there, I'm almost there!

(Submitted by Anna)

Uummmm what's mouthwash?

(Submitted by in lieu of reed)

you use it when your letters get stuck.

(Submitted by 2dye4 )

I'm glued to your sight. I'm so interested in what others buy at Walmart too. I'm sick

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OH THAT'S SO SWEET YOU WASHED YOUR MOUTH FOR MATT!

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

At least he paid cash. He's been know to put stuff like this on his credit card before.

(Submitted by Christine )

you couldn't get the mouth wash the day before or wait till tomarrow when you came back anyways or better yet you could have made a list and got it all the first time you went on the 20th

(Submitted by Gern )

You got a purty mouthwash, boy..