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5 March 2000
 
 Visitor Comments: 
 
 
(Submitted by farmwife) 
Derek!!!!!!!!
don't you know that Pokemon, 
is demonic?  that isn't so 
good to have in the house 
with your baby.  can't 
describe what can be 
transmitted.  NOT GOOD.!!!  
throw it all away! 
(Submitted by greeneyes) 
Toss the Pokemon and get 
KiKi's Delivery Service -- 
either that or Totoro.  You 
don't really want to catch 
them all, do you? 
(Submitted by yaya) 
beware the powers of the EVIL 
pokemon!! 
 
(Submitted by insect royalty) 
This is fascinating. 
(Submitted by Pixel) 
Looks like Derek caught a 
Pokemon. Don't worry, a round 
of antibiotics will clear 
that right up... 
(Submitted by polack) 
The item description is POKEMON?  Has anyone 
been in a Wal-Mart lately?  There's Pokemon 
sheets, shirts, underwear, toothpaste, toothbrush, 
board games, video games, video tapes, costumes, 
candy, firearms, hats, smoke detectors, jewelry, 
CDs, birthday cards, high school diplomas, trading 
cards, dinnerware, stuffed animals, navel rings, 
back packs, cereal, muffins, magazines, incense, 
motivational tapes, tatoos, books, beef, posters, 
and that's not to mention the various flavors of 
Pokemon microbrews (I'm enjoying a Jiggly-Puff 
Pale Ale at this very moment).
I need a little more detail on this one Derek. 
(Submitted by Cherdy) 
I really don't understand how you just got the 
sudden urge to go over to your local Wal-Mart and 
spend 2 dollars on Pokemon paraphernalia. It's a 
conspiracy, I tell you, a conspiracy... 
(Submitted by Seagoddess) 
Pokemon is the anti-christ!
That little ugly thing.
Beanie Babies, where are you? 
(Submitted by sparks) 
Keep up the good Father 
routine Derek,I remember 
everyone telling me how Ninja-
turtles would kill my 
boys,they would jump down a 
sewer,surprise they survived 
because I told them the truth-
---it was all only 
pretend....one childhood---
let them enjoy to the fullest 
(Submitted by Overlord) 
Beware the pokemon!!!. It has finally come to 
destroy our world and take over the human race. 
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED AT ALL  COST!!! 
(Submitted by guffy ( hi sparks )) 
Good move Derek! For without 
a pokemon at your side you 
could get attacked at any time
( Just remember when a gang 
of thugs asks kindly for your 
wallet , don't shout "I 
Choose You" and throw a small 
round ball on the floor!) ( 
Although it may scare them 
off I am quite disturbed at 
the concept !!! 
(Submitted by bootta64) 
i know sombody that is giving 
away free pokemon cards
ha
hahahahahahahhaah 
(Submitted by BalmainBoy )
 
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! not Pokemon...
Otherwise sane, rational people at our work keep 
buying chips and twisties each day, just to get thwe 
last one or two Pokemon cardws to complete their 
set, even though they know THEY NEVER WILL! 
the cards haven't been produced, or have 
been given to the CEO's children to trade for $$$... 
(Submitted by doug )
 
 pokemon 
sucks...polack/marco/ryan 
hoage rule  
(Submitted by cmp )
 
 OK, let me get this 
straight.  You went to 
Wal*Mart for the sole purpose 
of buying a Pokemon thingee?  
I'm just glad you didn't pay 
with VISA ... and actually a 
little surprised.  
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
 
 I HATE POKEMONS, GO PLAY WITH 
G I JOE OR BARBIE.  
(Submitted by Yuri )
 
 WAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAP!
^_^
I really don,t see the "evil" 
in Pokèmon or any other Anima 
show/card game/ect...
I Play the card game and i 
have not been overcome by the 
"Anti Christ Pikachu",I also 
have the Red and Gold Game 
Boy Games of Pokèmon(I won 
Red!)and still nothing.
Ima Christian!  ^_^
You guys are just geting to 
worked up about this.
See Ya.
  
(Submitted by Usagi )
 
 Have you suddenly given into 
the urge to catch em all?  
You think you can just live 
with one, but it's not that 
easy.  Gotta catch em all, 
gotta catch em all.  There's 
over a hundred.  Good luck.  
(Submitted by Carolina )
 
 Pokemon?? For shame...  
(Submitted by gern blandston )
 
 Pokemon? I told you that Matt 
was evil. And watch out for 
Chore Boy on the grassy knoll.  
(Submitted by Yoda47 )
 
 Ryan would never have sold 
the evil Pokemon.  
(Submitted by Gern Blandston )
 
 Howdy Yoda47... you'll find 
the earlier posts much 
funnier than the bullshit 
that these people in the 2002 
receipts.   
(Submitted by DEREK )
 
 THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY AND MY 
NAME IS DEREK!!!  
(Submitted by Mememe )
 
 SEX IS GOOOOOOOOD  
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