Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by yaya)

wooooohoooooo first one!!!! i've been dreaming of this day. oh yeah, why would you put 6.97 or you card? do you have no cash? :)

(Submitted by yaya )

ok- i missed this in my excitement a moment agao-but a WHOLE cashew huh?? big spender. sorry to take up two posts

(Submitted by Sht4brains)

Derek - does Darryl know about 100% customer satisfaction? Does he live it and breathe it like Matt? I THINK NOT!!! Get your ass back to #1527 before the Great Matt Kraig shows his temper. ...and take that whole cashew back - no one needs more than half of a cashew at a time anyway!

(Submitted by Mad Onion ManŠ)

Man, i was the short dude in line behind you. God it is a small small world.

(Submitted by greeneyes)

I think Matt may have had enough of Derek flaunting his loose morals up and down the aisles of the hallowed 1627. Matt may have turned His grace away from our boy Derek. Derek!! you are going to hit the floor faster than a whore's nightgown.

(Submitted by Sht4brains)

ehhheehhmmmm. "ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS!... Has anyone seen greeneyes' nightgown? If located, please return to lost & found immediately - and thank you for shopping Wal-Mart."

(Submitted by greeneyes)

harharhar.

(Submitted by ann)

I would like to share "things to do in Walmart" with my family and make it a monthly event, naybe a sunday. Do you have a list of ideas, including putting M&Ms on layaway?

(Submitted by pixel)

Well there is a copy avalible at blertco. http://www.blert.net/ja/ in the lists section under '50 things to do at walmart

(Submitted by Mr BigglesWorth)

no more Dri-Bottoms huh?

(Submitted by Fallen69)

Gee cant see the visa number. Thanx alot Derek, how am going to go out of dept if your not going to gointo it!

(Submitted by Michele)

woohooo! i finally made it to the end... at least the current end.. because i must suspect more will be added and then this won't be the end anymore.. but for me.. right now.. its the end! yay yay! But I must say.... its March 28th today and you haven't had a receipt since 3/8 are you slacking? Are you behind on your scanning or are you shunning WalMart - the most wonderous store in existance I might add - Strange.. I've looked at everyone of these things.. and I feel I need more... Oh and by the way.... do you think that Matt Krieg would be afraid for his life if he ever found this site????

(Submitted by Cherdy)

I think Matt Krieg should be notified of this site, because he is mentioned so much on it, and I bet he would be damn proud. Uh-oh, Wal-Mart guy, since Matt Krieg is probably the 2nd most mentioned person on this site (after you, of course) that means he needs royalties or risiduals, or whatever legal term you refer to it as. Pay up, Big Boy!!!!!

(Submitted by ash)

finally could afford the whole cashew, eh? no more settling for the quarter cashew crap. way to go, dude.

(Submitted by Max)

NOOOOOOOOOO what has happened here? it 5-10 and THIS is the last reciept? Derek are you ok? must i miss out on the further adventures of Matt Kreig? You even ended with Daryl Marchetta! How could you?

(Submitted by Max)

nevermind, the next buttom was screwed up. i feel like an ass

(Submitted by Shannon)

what? this is it? it's may now and you haven't been to walmart since march? what happened to the weekly ritual? i feel betrayed!

(Submitted by Slacking@work)

Good job Derek!! Cool site no matter what anyone says! I actually called the Wal-Mart from my work! Couldn't beleive it! I wonder how many calls like that they get?

(Submitted by BoyTommy)

What has happen? it is now May 16,2000. Did some one pass away. Do I need to send flowers? Must I start my own K_Mart site? We need answers! Dereck, give us some answers.......This can't be the end. Go back and get your Gold $ coins.....

(Submitted by Momma Kitti)

My son loves cashews.. he once ate cashews out of his poopie diaper.. well, out of the poop.. he snuck off to do it ....... thank GOD I was out shopping at Wal Mart!

(Submitted by someone who has kept quiet about this for too long)

I've tried to keep my mouth shut, but I'm just so sick & tired of you people ragging on Derek for using a Visa. Hasn't anyone ever heard of a DEBIT CARD? It's got the Visa logo on it, and it's accepted anywhere Visa is accepted. Then you can look like a productive member of society who is using a credit card, when in actuality you are someone who can go to Wal*Mart and charge $6.97 when you only have $7.00 in the bank!

(Submitted by Free me from despair)

I actually miss Scott Freeman. He seemed such a breath of fresh air.

(Submitted by pouet pouet )

i luv cashews!! You got taste!

(Submitted by cmp )

OK, let me get this straight. You went to Wal*Mart for the sole purpose of buying a whole cashew? Though that must be one hell of a cashew to run ya seven bucks. I'm just glad you didn't but it on your Visa ... d'oh!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

HEY YOU STOLE THIS RECEIPT CAUSE ON ANOTHER WEB SITE, IT SAID YOU WERE AT KMART!

(Submitted by DARRYL MARCHETTA'S #1 FAN )

I APPLAUD YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE ONE TRUE WAL-MART,THAT OF DARRYL MARCHETTA!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Ahhhhh....... Just like the comfort of being coddled near your mom's bosom. Such is the Darryl Marchetta shopping expierence. Fuck you, Matt Krieg, and fuck your #1 fan.

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

That's a lot for one cashew. On the other hand, it could be worse. You could have paid that much for just 1/2 of a cashew.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Then again, if he's feeding the cashews to the kid, that would explain alot about the Dri Bottoms... maybe some Wal*Mart cheese to gum the little bugger up, hmm?