Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Eagle7)

Sorry to hear about the lack of coinage... this must have been the personal hygene trip, eh? Shaving supplies, deodorant, toothpaste... but isn't all that stuff sort of useless when you can just stick on a Replacement Head and be done with it all?

(Submitted by armitronika)

Ha! I got one the other day...the lady at the cash register ran out of one dollar bills, so she asked if I'd like a dollar coin...an' I'm like "Oh YEAH!!!" So I gots one an' you DON'T! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (totally dripping w/sarcasm)

(Submitted by greeneyes)

Lady Razors? Is that your Everquest name, Derek?

(Submitted by armitronika)

My friend Chris and I just went out "Krieging"...a new sport we developed just this evening. The act of "Krieging" or "Kriegery" involves seeking him out, using extreme caution to avoid being found out by enemies such as Darryl Marchetta or that cart-boy named Flint. You must be a serious Matt Krieg follower to even THINK of participation in our new sport. Tonight we were NOT successful in finding the man himself, but what we did find was a fine photograph of our leader....sitting proud with a strong grin screaming with customer satisfaction of course. Matt is my idol. I will not rest until I become JUST LIKE HIM. As Krieg 3:6-7 tells us..."Seek me out with eyes of strain, I am here right before you, yet you continue to follow the enemies that you forever lust after. But I am the purest. Surely you will be saved by me if you will only find me...." Let's not forget that my friends. I hold onto these verses with both hands. Although we did not find him tonight amongst the lonely aisles of store 1627, we soon will....and we will fall to our knees with praise and humble ourselves before our master.....

(Submitted by Michael Wood)

What is Purex?

(Submitted by KAHN7)

what the hell. I stumbled on to this. Definitely unique but how much time did you spend on this, and you still have a girlfriend/wife. Unless the razors are for you. You waste more time than i have.

(Submitted by Chris A.)

It is true. Armitronika and I went "krieging" the very night that I first stumbled upon this website. She introduced me to the world of Matt Krieg, and I have since been converted. Praise Krieg! I have taken a picture of the true Total Customer Satisfaction king of kings and will be posting it soon. Wal*Mart #1627 displays the mighty Krieg behind the service desk. I hope someday I will be fortunate enough to meet the glorious Matt Krieg.

(Submitted by Sht4brains)

One thought of advice, Derek.... you see that deodorant? well, keep it AWAY from your hairspray! Don't set the two cans near each other. My experience tells me that putting them side-by-side sometimes results in white hair and sticky armpits. Damndest thing.... but it does.

(Submitted by kilky)

Personal hygiene! Wee!

(Submitted by DT)

Hey- next time buy your mountain dew in a 12 pack instead of the 2 liter- if you buy the 2 liter it goes flat.

(Submitted by polack)

I never figured you for an '80s heavy metal fan but you picked three killer groups. I saw the Lady Razors open for Purex in '84. That was the same week The Replacement Heads broke up. Man was I bummed. Rock on!

(Submitted by Michele)

it doesn't go flat if you drink it fast enough.. sheesh!

(Submitted by Cherdy)

I myself interpreted "REPL Heads" are the Repeller Heads. Even though it's really called the Replacement Heads, don't you think The Repeller Heads sounds more exciting? And besides, recent studies have proven that the name "The Repller Heads" raises the headbanging quotient of a mosh pit up 16 percent, compared to 10 percent with the Replacement Heads. Food for thought, folks.

(Submitted by Max)

Someone needs to steal this fabled sign of Matt Krieg that lays behind the impenatrable customer service desk. The journey will be perilous, but the rewards bountiful!

(Submitted by playa Chris)

I feel truly sorry for you Matt krieg fans. It must be easy to get caught in the hype and glory of following the crowd.. But really what has Matt done for the store.. I mean he doesn't even supply coins the customer wanted Derek doesn't sound like a satisfied customer to me Matt Krieg failed! Give me the glory days of Ryan reign anyday over Matt..

(Submitted by kaykat)

The reptile heads are left overs from the pet department.

(Submitted by someone who wishes Derek had gotten those coins)

Those rolls of dollar coins you could get at Wal*Mart for $25 are selling in coin stores for $125. Sorry you missed out Derek.

(Submitted by I eat cannibal)

Getting quite a fine collection now, a human skull, color heads and repl heads. Might need some liberal application of deodorant, however, to keep it all smelling fresh.

(Submitted by Eeek )

*deep breath*....ahhhhh...I love the smell of Purex and repl heads in the morning.....

(Submitted by doug )

deodorant hasn't been spelled wrong in a while.

(Submitted by cmp )

Hey cannibal - you should see Derek's filter and pad collections. Truly awe inspiring, they are.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I DON'T GET THE COIN THING, BUT IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT MATT IS FAMOUS IN OTHER WAYS!

(Submitted by Yes, I'm a dork )

Derek, do you really play EQ? I'm so afraid if you do... okay, So I play. Shoot me.

(Submitted by Potsey )

Finally, Derek will be washing his clothes. Have Chore Boy help. I'm sure the little tyke can help seperate the lights and darks. Remember the water bill before you set off to WAll Mart on another spending spree. Potsey

(Submitted by Usagi )

What the heck kind of generic toothpaste can you get for 96 cents? Upgrade quick, before you start spending millions in dental bills.

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

The cheap toothpaste you get at Wal*Mart is called Equate.