Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by dave the tech)

Darts AND photos? Are we harboring some hostility from the holidays, hmmmmm?

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

ONE TIME SOMEONE HELD A GUN TO MATT KRIEG'S HEAD AND SAID, "MATT KRIEG, EITHER I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT OR YOU PUT AN END TO YOUR TIRELESS DEDICATION TO CUSTOMER SERVICE". MATT KRIEG SAID, "YOU MAY AS WELL SHOOT BECAUSE MY CUSTOMERS WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE" AND HE DID SHOOT BUT MATT KRIEG SURVIVED BECAUSE HE IS NOT HUMAN BUT RATHER AN ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE, PUT ON THIS EARTH TO LIVE HIS LIFE PROVIDING 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. GOD BLESS YOU, MATT KRIEG, YOU ARE A KING AMONG MEN.

(Submitted by ronk)

So how did the $18 dollar camera work out? Or are these puppies from your old camera. 14 rolls in 2 weeks. Dang that's a lot of film.

(Submitted by byronbussey)

So HOW MANY PHOTOS DID YOU TAKE. 6 rolls of film, thats 180 pictures!! Uh oh are you working on a new site: "pieces of cardboard i saw on the road"??

(Submitted by nene)

what do you do for a living?

(Submitted by Cherdy)

Awww. Nothing like a few family photos during the Holidays to warm one's heart. (They were family photos, weren't they?.......)

(Submitted by Embs)

Nothing says New Years like a pail. With a spout on it, no less!

(Submitted by Pixel)

Fourteen rolls or film, and only two picture frames. of all those pictures you only found *two* you liked well enough to frame. GEt thee to a photography class.

(Submitted by Pixel)

Total spent at walmart in 1999= $762.94 Total spent at walmart since first receipt= $4166.13 Guess at reason for difference= no longer buying a box of dri bottoms every week.

(Submitted by Bad Bad Leroy Brown)

Taking pictures of the ex- wife, I bet. Peeked at the pics at the photofinishing counter, and decided he needed some darts. Be good, Derek.

(Submitted by *1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

ONE TIME SOME GUY ASKED IF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN WOULD STOP BEING HIS FAN. HE SAID NO.

(Submitted by Mark)

I bet the greeters at Wal- Mart know you by name, don't they? How do you feel about that? Good? Sad? Indifferent?

(Submitted by Robert Steinburg)

I have some receipts for some paintings that I need to get back.

(Submitted by ruxpin)

14 rolls of film and only TWO picture frames? what gives

(Submitted by Kid_muscle)

shafts, eh? That seems to be within the realm of blatant homosexuality.

(Submitted by d-rock)

This was my birthday:) Thanx for the darts, Derek.

(Submitted by playa Chris)

Matt Krieg is the Devil. He could care less about his customers and the people demand that Ryan Hoage return or they will boycott Wal- Mart!!

(Submitted by Cheri)

I'm really impressed, Derek. You actually had cash after Christmas!

(Submitted by UglyMullet)

I'm impressed Derek has developed his Chrissy Holiday photo's so soon ... I still got New Year's Eve photo's from '91 that I haven't gotten around to processing yet .. luv ya work

(Submitted by beez)

shafts! Shut your mouth!

(Submitted by Doodster)

Pixel, I pronounce thee and Marco man and wife. Will you please sign the WalMart receipt?

(Submitted by yourmom)

Were you planning on making a porn new year's eve???Cause you bought a "shaft", darts, and a spout pail...pretty kinky if I do say so myself...enjoy your shaft...did matt krieg personally give it to you???...did he???

(Submitted by Melvin)

Are you doing some late X- mas Shopping Derek? And some Soap refills to wash those Dri - Bottoms of yours!!!?!

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

More filters, and now a spout pail. Goodness, does this woman have no dignity? Does she just let it all gush out in public, with Derek to collect the slops in the pail? Was I wrong all along? Does this woman actually like Derek and his antipathy towards sanitary napkins?

(Submitted by someone who can stop wondering)

At least this time we know what the refill is for.

(Submitted by Santy Claws)

Nice christmas?

(Submitted by Ryan Hoage )

Matt is the devil in disguise. I shot him five times with a shotgun and he kept walking towards me. Then I started praying to the wal-mart god and he saved my soul from Matt Krieg. All followers of Matt Krieg are the devils slaves......Thank You and please shop here again

(Submitted by Judy )

Isn't it obvious what he's taking pictures of? Wal-Mart receipts!

(Submitted by cmp )

The snake race pictures are back! Yippee! The snake race pictures are back!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

PICTURES OF YOU IN THE FISH NETS AND THE BRA I MUST SEE!

(Submitted by George W. Bush )

jigga what? jigga who?

(Submitted by Potsey )

Derek, Check the background in your photos. The laundry is becoming a mountain. Make a New Years resolution. I'll do the laundry after I go to Wall Mart and buy some Tide. Potsey

(Submitted by spanky )

I would be scared to live next to this guy. Obviously he is such a big loser that everyday he takes pictures of all the people around him and for new years plans to put them all up on the wall have a "group party" which involves him getting high and drunk and throwing darts at all of those people that saw him taking their picture everyday,but never talked to him or asked him to a new years bash. His resolution for 2000 was when "the y2K scare" happened he would go up to everyone in the pictures and laugh in their faces. That would get back at them for ignoring him, Ha!

(Submitted by joseytreat )

i always get the shaft when i shop at walmart

(Submitted by Arp )

This man celebrated the millenium with photos. What is it with 'filters', anyway? He bought some on Christmas Eve, 1999. Ditch the fish, man! They're slowin' you down.

(Submitted by Dave )

Aaaw, how sweet. A photo frame. You know what a rip- off those things are? Imagine if instead of obsessing over your family and friends, you donated that money to charity. A poor, starving little African boy could use that money to buy himself some food. Then, he could regurgitate it several times to make the meal last for three weeks max. Look at how selfish you're being! By wanting to frame a photo of your family, that boy will never be able to eat a meal and induce vomiting upon himself. Actually, I'm just kidding. You like photo frames? Go nuts. That was a sick little tangent anyway.

(Submitted by gern blandston )

shut yo mouth... just talkin' about Shaft...

(Submitted by Matt Krieg )

guess what. my name is matt krieg too and i want to know more about this other matt krieg

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Matt #2, Matt #1 is an evil overlord who under the guise of customer service, provides marijuana to the good folks of Minnesota. On the other hand, Darryl Marchetta is a customer service God and wouldn't think of polluting the minds of the youth of Minnesota with the evil demon weed. Yes, Matt... there is a Santa Claus.. and his name is Darryl Marchetta..