Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Rob)

First Comment on a year 2000 receipt!!! Gawd man, I never knew I could hate something so much and love it so much at the same time. This Site is nuts! Five quarts? How many cars do you have?

(Submitted by Andrew)

Doing a lot of lubrication this weekend?

(Submitted by Sally)

Unlike most internet dorks, I know how much oil my car holds. It's obviously for an OIL CHANGE, dumbass. Not everyone has to pay Jiffy Lube $25 for one.

(Submitted by MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

DARRYL MARCHETTA IS A BITCH. GIVE ME MATT KRIEG OR GIVE ME DEATH. MATT KRIEG EAT, SLEEPS & BREATHES 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. DARRYL MARCHETTA HATES CUSTOMERS.

(Submitted by Cherdy)

What the heck? I have no idea what's up with you and your love for oil, but what happened to manager Matt Krieg? Why did they change managers so fast? I mean, come on, WAL-MART MANAGER?! That's one big title to carry!! I'm gonna have to agree with Matt Krieg on this one. Darryl Marchetta must have some major connections or major money to get that job, that fast.

(Submitted by Keoni)

80-cent oil? Send me some! Cheapest oil on Maui is over a dollar (American). How 'bout one container-full? For beginners. Aloha, ~Keoni

(Submitted by Keoni)

PS: Is 80-cents fo' quart? Gallon? Used? Generic? We need help! Aloha, ~Keoni

(Submitted by John)

Wal-Mart rules!!!! 'Nuff said.

(Submitted by Suzy)

I would like to offer him a job here at the old folks home changing all the old ladies oil.<sly grin>

(Submitted by Pixel)

all this lubrication must be for the shaft he bought last week.

(Submitted by joe)

Hope its an old car, you should be using 5w30 these days! :)

(Submitted by Polack)

5w30 in Mn? 10w40 is the way to go in the Northcountry?

(Submitted by Spaz)

Dont any of you know what an oil change is? It kinda takes oil to do one.

(Submitted by ethel)

Darryl is perfectly innocent here, folks, he's the manager of store 1581, while Matt continues his reign unchallenged in store 1627

(Submitted by #1 FAN OF MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN)

MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN WAS ONCE THREATENED BY DARREL MANCHOWDER. HE TOLD HIM TO STOP BEING THE #1 FAN OR HE WOULD KILL HIS MOTHER. MATT KRIEG'S #1 FAN SAID "IF YOU MUST, MATT KRIEG IS TOO DEVOTED TO CUSTOMER SATISFACTION FOR ME TO STOP"

(Submitted by Turf1969)

Thank God for the date functionality. I'll bet Wal- Mart are glad they had that Y2K systems audit now..........

(Submitted by ceeb)

Why on earth do they insist on listing each one on a seperate line? waste of paper. Imagine this happening millions of times, how much extra paper is used this way. Makes me SICK.

(Submitted by BLING)

LET ME SEE THAT THONG

(Submitted by Darryl Marchetta)

Hey idiots. I work at store #1581, your source for all your Wal-Mart needs in Fargo, ND. My lover, Matt Krieg,who lives in an apartment with me and his "#1 fan" works at store #1627, pride of Dillworth, MN.

(Submitted by Cheri)

What's with the cash again? Afraid of the y2k bug or are your visa cards max'ed out? Could this be a New Year's resolution?

(Submitted by getfelt)

an oil change with no filter??? good luck buddy.

(Submitted by bingobongo)

Looks like our friend Derek is seeing another Walmart on the side. How far is Fargo ND from Dillworth MN anyways? Matt Krieg and his #1 fan aren't going to like sharing Dereks buisness with some big haired sagging breasted trinket enamored used to be a bank secretary now breaking into retail for the employee discount manager. No wonder Dereks been using alot of oil lately.

(Submitted by The Sinnovator)

bingobongo: Derek lives in Fargo, ND. Dilworth MN, is about three miles away. Read from the beginning for all the details.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Yeah that'd be right. Derek to disgruntled but somewhat enamoured girlfriend with pink knickers sagging from the weight of a 24 pack of WalMart toilet tissue: "just slosh this oil around, sweetheart, that'll clean it all out"

(Submitted by someone who looked Y2K in the eye and said "bite me")

Derek wanted to wait 'til the New Year arrived before he bought all that expensive oil. The old Volare may not have been Y2K compliant.

(Submitted by Sound the jubilee)

What a way to say hello to the new millennium: go to Darryl Marchetta's store. Isn't the Fargo store good enough to celebrate the dawning of a new age? Doesn't have the right ambience? Not enough BG VST PLZO or WM P TWL 3PK for you?

(Submitted by Channon )

There you go,buying nothing but oils again.

(Submitted by Scott )

Oh my God you people are all crazy..but it's the most creative thing i've seen in a long time..and addictive i almost can't stop reading this guy's reciepts..but keep up the good work

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GET ANY OIL ON YOUR NICE, NOT WALMART CLOTHES!

(Submitted by DARRYL MARCHETTA'S #1 FAN )

KRIEG SUCKS. MARCHETTA IS THE ONE TRUE SAVIOR. REPENT, KRIEG FANS!

(Submitted by spazzz )

don't you have a life?????

(Submitted by marie )

i bet you drink it bitch

(Submitted by Raalph )

Who is Matt Krieg?

(Submitted by Bob )

I notice Darryl's still at his store, so he's outlasted Matt. Just wonder what ever happened to Ryan!! Damn, someone could make a CBS series out of this...

(Submitted by gern blandston )

HAIL DARRYL MARCHETTA.... MUHWAHAHAHAAAAA... MIGHTY DARRYL MARCHETTA!!!!

(Submitted by Yoda47 )

Like other, I too am wondering about the lack of an oil filter. Also, it's cheaper to get the 5 quart jug of oil instead of each quart sepreatly.

(Submitted by therockinc )

you sure have stepped up your driving lately. puttin a lot of miles on that car goin to walmart.