Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

You must eat really well at your house. Gave up that Slimfast diet, I see.

(Submitted by satan)

Suave Condoms???

(Submitted by kerry)

that's conditioner

(Submitted by skyler)

Blood Worms? Why did you buy blood-thirsty worms? (two days before my birthday too) Are you planning to take over the world with your army of worms? What aisle are they in? I know a few people that could taste the wrath of mutant worms.

(Submitted by uwiz)

i bet derek does, too.

(Submitted by Embs)

The sort cushions!! *dramatic chord*

(Submitted by Bone Machine)

Ahhhh...Blood Worms and Cheese Puffs...what a combo... It's what's for dinner?

(Submitted by Maynard)

you're a freak!

(Submitted by Cheri)

Derek had a kinky party and didn't invite us. Hmmmm, let's see......cheese puffs, cushions, and batteries. You got that kinky website up yet?

(Submitted by me)

FINALLY he reveals his brand of shampoo and conditioner!!!!!

(Submitted by pro-life)

LAY-AWAY NOW!

(Submitted by no more gore)

Blood worms??? What, did your church run out of poisonous snakes? Somebody must have sat on them with an ass large enough to require two cushions.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Sudafed...see what happens when you don't look after your girlfriend properly, Derek, and you try to cram excessive amounts of toilet tissue down her drawers?

(Submitted by Channon )

More bloodworms? Are they used in some sort of stew you make??

(Submitted by Drew the Popular Princess )

I finally found someone who likes Suave Condoms! It's good to know that you are both safe and stylish. However, the food combo. disturbes me. Too many cheese puffs and blood worms arn't that good for you (look at me). Stay away from the lead paint chips in isle seven, they'll get you every time. Were the cushions comfortable? Did you sit on them and eat you puffs? Perhaps make a small bed of sorts and wash your partners hair before consumating the deal? Tell all... I know you have pictures!

(Submitted by cmp )

You'd need the cushions too if you used the Wal*Mart toilet paper.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

SEE YOU HAD TO BUY THE CUSHIONS CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE UNDERWEAR OUT OF THAT FABRIC!

(Submitted by doug )

cheesy poofs, cheesy poofs...yeeah!

(Submitted by johnboston )

you are out of your face

(Submitted by poodlefart )

Whether it's conditioner or condoms, it's not SUAVE, it's SAUVE

(Submitted by someone )

BLOOD WORMS AND FISH FOOD??? WHAT DO THESE HAVE IN COMMON?? WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!

(Submitted by Usagi )

That's a lot of cheese puffs, man. Looks like someone got the munchies.

(Submitted by ha ha )

walmart has its own brand of sudafed, and it is cheap!!!!!!!

(Submitted by Jay )

This is my birthday :)

(Submitted by Me )

Aww...how nice. He was going to throw me a surprise 18th birthday party with cheesy puffs! That's awfully nice of you Derek.