Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Max)

Haha.... he bought...DIRT. hee hee hee hee. ok that's enough

(Submitted by klayer9)

Question: If you didn't have a camera before, how what were you getting processed at the lab?

(Submitted by d-rock)

Derek used to buy Kleenex, now he's buying Wal*Mart tissues. What's up with that?!?! They claim that stuff is facial quality--liars!

(Submitted by Cheri)

Must be having a sale on the Wal-Mart brand of kleenex. He needed the money to buy more dirt and clay saucers. Don't you have enough, Derek? Unless the cat keeps knocking them off the window sill.....

(Submitted by MR. SPARKY)

I went to school with Clay Saucer...he always was an underachiever.

(Submitted by snapcrackle)

I only want one of their class rings if it has the WalMart emblem on one side. Do we put it on layaway until the child is found? What if we've lost the receipt?

(Submitted by Pop)

Then you go to the missing receipts board, duh.

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

Now, I could be wrong, but they ran out of filter pads...they ran out of foam pads...they ran out of filters...and now he's scrounging round the back of Matt's store trying to make do with WalMart facial tissues, WM towels, and those gimungous packs of WalMart bathroom paper. Really, Derek, I think people will start noticing that your girlfriend has a 24 pack of toilet tissue stuck down her lederhosen. As we say in Tattooine, not very "fleur".

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

MATT, I WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPING TO MACYS!

(Submitted by gern blandston )

Nice to see he bought a bath to go with the condo.

(Submitted by december angel )

By now he has enough soil for the whole world to have a yard.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

I don't think he's plantin' turf with that, if you know what I mean...

(Submitted by Kim )

He's been buying walmart tissues - that's what that mysterious "wm fac 95ct" was.