Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Shufler)

Heh... They made it a point to mention the fact that they use 100% recycled paper. ... Who cares? Especially as I now *must* view their missing children's board.

(Submitted by Brian)

How clever...when the baby licks the rug it tastes like orange soda!

(Submitted by Hotis)

nothing i'd like more than a nice big slice of rug....

(Submitted by Tina)

Hey, You could have bought a whole rug for 5 bucks at K-Mart!

(Submitted by quackr)

When did he get a cat? And no mention of condoms for months! I hope the two aren't related.

(Submitted by bored)

he's had the cat for a while... I was getting worried, as I hadn't seen anything bought for the poor cat in a whil

(Submitted by Zoctan)

It starts with a filter. Then you need a filter pad. before you know it, the filter needs its own chore boy and 2 story condo.

(Submitted by Max)

The missing children have been sold as slaves! or "chore boys" as they like to call them. Check in the 2 story condo!

(Submitted by Cheri)

You need a slice of rug for each floor of the condo. Duh!

(Submitted by woe is pee)

SLICE RUG, what's that... a hairpiece with a part? Did you buy one brown and one blonde or a right and a left side combover?

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

They'd run out of sanitary napkins so he had to substitute with filter pads. That's no way to impress a new girlfriend, Derek. Maybe you should have braved the ignominy and popped over to Darryl's store.

(Submitted by Bbbb@bb.com>Aaaa )

Hi!

(Submitted by AAaaaaaaaa )

just testing here hi again!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

Is that what you buy when you want to cut the rug? *sorry*

(Submitted by Channon )

Whas a filter pad??

(Submitted by Jess )

i wonde rif i could get a slice of his rug

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

MATT, BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

(Submitted by HEHEHEHE )

how stupid can these people at Wal*Mart get? I mean if the paper is 100% recyclable, why don't they just recycle it themselves? We already know what we purchased. All we really care about is the transaction receipt."VIEW OUR CHILDRENS BOARD" Why should I? Why doesn't this guy look at the "CHILDRENS BOARD"?And the cat litter!With a filter pad! COME ON PEOPLE,Is this guy now teaching his kid(s)how to use a freakin' litter box? This guy should get a life!

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Now kids, If I've told you once, I've told you twice... don't lose your board. You made that promise when your mother and I bought it for you..