Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by gumby)

you left your account # on this one

(Submitted by derek)

It's not the full account number (unless you know more than me about what the TRAND ID and TC# mean...)

(Submitted by Fallus Grandus)

Is Ryan Hoage one of the missing children?

(Submitted by wahooni)

Angel Soft and Dri-Bottoms, Now everyone in the family can have a clean bottom.

(Submitted by sam)

this is disgusting me.

(Submitted by Byron)

The Counter Cards mystery needs to be broken wide open. This sounds like a job for 60 minutes.

(Submitted by amanda.)

tax went back up...damn...

(Submitted by levine)

Trans ID is an incremented identification number eachstore uses to keep track of purchases since it was opened. TC# is.. uh... WOW THAT'S A LOT OF DRI BOTTOMS! HEHE!

(Submitted by cross-eyed)

"View our missing childrens board"???? I bet Matt Krieg stole them all -- and now he's planning to take yours.... run while you can, Derek, and take all the Dri-Bottoms you can grab, while you're at it.

(Submitted by Max)

2 trips to store #1581 and look what happens back at Dillwood! An evil coup led by Matt Krieg has taken over. This is on your head Derek. you should have been there!

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

HOW can you visit a children's board that is missing? Smart-ass Walmart receipt.

(Submitted by d-rock)

Angel Soft, Dri-Bottoms AND a filter?!?! Guess he wants to keep the toilet paper & diapers super-clean!

(Submitted by playa Chris)

Childrens? Isn't children already plural or do the children own the board.

(Submitted by MR. SPARKY)

I visited the missing childrens board, and called the phone # listed...you don't WIN anything.

(Submitted by Rainman)

wal*mart sucks

(Submitted by Gary Glitter)

Hmm, no, I don't like the look of the missing Puerto Rican boy, I think I'd prefer something younger, and maybe female.

(Submitted by julie)

he bought 4 counter cards? hes definitely cheating on his wife...

(Submitted by Andre)

This is the day, this is the day that the Matt hath made that the Matt hath made, we will rejoice, we will rejoice and be glad in it, and be glad in it, for this is the day that the Matt hath made, we will rejoice and be glad in it, this is the day this is the day that the Matt hath made.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT WAS MATT WEARING TODAY?

(Submitted by kickass dummy )

4 counter cards? Gees, where DO they come from?

(Submitted by Amanda! )

Ever heard the Tori Amos Song suede? Good song

(Submitted by Retail manager )

I'm happy to see that I'm not the first to notice that Ryan Hoage left. Does anyone know why? Transfer to a bigger store? Offered a better job? FIRED?!!! Not enough Counter card sales, no doubt...

(Submitted by stoopy )

And thus started the reign of terror of Matt Krieg...

(Submitted by Carolina )

A new manager I see. And where is the Missing Children Board? And do they realize children is already plural, you don't need to add that extra s.

(Submitted by Mister Miagi )

Still buying those dry bottoms?