Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by James)

Decided to buy that matching boot I see.

(Submitted by Kerry)

I see the Dri-Bottoms jumped in price again.

(Submitted by Bob)

Actually, this is the third boot. For his third leg?

(Submitted by drivl)

sure wears out those boots fast

(Submitted by atevik)

I think maybe Wal-Mart is subtly trying to tell Derek something. "Shop at Home!" We're tired of looking at you.

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Do you really NEED three assistants to get your kleenex?

(Submitted by Kanuk Kanoo)

No, that's Kleenex Ass Tissue. Some wits at WalMart, eh.

(Submitted by val)

Has anyone noticed that for two years now he has purchased no Halloween candy or costumes for the dri- bottoms recipient.

(Submitted by COCK FUCK SHIT DAMN)

THIS IS 3 DAYS AFTER MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU ASSWIPE

(Submitted by down_in_front)

You sure go thru quite a few batteries and then need a lot of kleenex and heavy-duty wipes. That's understandable, but how do you keep losing a shoe in the process?

(Submitted by julie)

why does he keep buying the same type boot?

(Submitted by Merlin )

These are the times that try men's boot-soles.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

YOU ONLY BOUGHT ONE BOOT? NOT A PAIR?

(Submitted by fiercer than thou )

Ok, you people who keep commenting on the price of diapers--yes, the price of things goes up with time, but also, as the child grows, he needs bigger diapers, and a pack of 30 newborn diapers does not cost the same as a pack of 30 18-month-old diapers...think about it...

(Submitted by First intelligent thougt for months )

Damn good sense!

(Submitted by coopercity )

WOW yet anouther credit card.. I am sure the banks love you, and your statement has to be delivered by a fork lift every month with the charges just at wal-mart every month.

(Submitted by Ronnie )

WHY?