Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Justin)

Wait...people still wear turtlenecks...even if it isn't some 70's ski lodge???

(Submitted by Derek)

Well, it comes from not wanting to show up for work with a neck covered in hickeys (purchase made at 7:28am, had to be at work by 8am).........

(Submitted by talvin)

hey theres alot to be said for the humble turtleneck.

(Submitted by uwiz)

wait, was this pre- or post- divorce?

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

I don't know if anyone else feels like I do, but don't turtlenecks look like giant foreskins? just a thought....

(Submitted by Byron)

You USED CASH!!!! Did you buckle because someone behind you started to yell at you when you took out your card. If so I applaude that person and offically vow to destroy all people who abuse the debit/credit card.

(Submitted by hulawho)

Wait a minute! There's no tax on this turtleneck? Where'd the tax go? Did Ryan decide to make you tax free since you spend 95% of your life there?

(Submitted by Roy)

No State sales tax in Minnesota on clothes.

(Submitted by Willy Wonka)

Sounds like the hickeys began before the end of the dri-bottoms, but before the condoms. You cad, Derek. And those bloodworms thought you were such a nice receipt obsessive.

(Submitted by someone whose idol has fallen)

Oh, Derek, Derek, Derek... for nearly 2 years your receipts have shown you to be a nice family guy with a green thumb and an occasional sweet tooth. But you've certainly changed! Here you are buying a turtleneck at 7:28am (which I first assumed was part of a Halloween costume you may have forgotten you needed for the office party that day), but then I see that you are bragging about your <whispering> hickeys! All those other cryptic purchases (WM FAC X 95 and counter cards, for example) are just left for us to wonder about. But you jump right in and tell us all about the turtleneck. <sigh>

(Submitted by julie)

FIRST HE BUYS A HUMAN SKULL...THEN A REP HEAD.... NOW HE BUYS THE NECK OF A TURTLE WHATS NEXT?

(Submitted by non-believer)

We are being deceived... the Derek above is an Imposter, He is not the real Derek. Our Derek may cheat, bury people in his backyard, dress as a woman, and have a strange potty obsession, But he is NOT the sort of person who would receive Hickeys. The Idol has not fallen... You can be sure I will be calling Shannon Koch at TE# 20 to find out the REAL Story.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Maybe it's me. Maybe I need to buy some DOEdorant, or DEODErant.

(Submitted by liz )

My daughter and I had just moved to Colorado from Flordia. It was our first halloween since the move. Being six years old, like every girl, she wanted to be a princess for halloween. I went out and bought her the most beautiful dress, it was pink with lace and jewels scattled all over it, she adored that dress. The day before halloween Colorado was hit hard with a blizard, it snowed 5 inches in a matter of hours, which in Colorado is a normal thing but me being from Flordia it was quite a change. I could see my daughter face turn as white as the snow when I told her that she might not be able to wear the dress trick- or-treating due to the weather conditions. I couldn't stand to see her like this so I went out in the blizard to Walmart. Once there I frantically looked for anything that would keep her warm. There it was on the rack, the last, size small, pink turtle neck. I quikly bought it and rushed home. My daughter was already asleep when I returned so I layed it out by her dress and went to bed. The next morning I a woke to see her smiling face. that night we went trick-or- treating and she was the most beautiful princess I have ever seen.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ARE YOU TRYING YO HIDE A HIKY?