Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by talvin)

hey theres a new manager. I hope ryan hoage wasnt replaced because of what I said. I think he was doing a fine job.

(Submitted by derek)

Check the store number -- this was one of the few times that I went to a different WalMart for my supplies....

(Submitted by Brian)

A 30 dollar entertainment center....what is it, a book? That clock radio will make a handsome addition.

(Submitted by rollingthunder)

Hmm... clock radio. Is this the first receipt after she left, then?

(Submitted by JohnHenry)

I bought the same entertainment centre in 96 for CDN$40 (also at Walmart). still going strong (mine's in black, did you get the white or the "natural grain" fake wood")

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Heh, looks like that answering machine bought way- back-when finally died. Or maybe It's because I'm reading this at 3AM

(Submitted by Max)

atevik where are you?

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Anyone else notice this managers name was spelled wrong on the last receipt from this store? I think that says it all.

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Anyone else notice this managers name was spelled wrong on the last receipt from this store? I think that says it all.

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

So Max, you're more interested in Atevik then. You and that Derek fiend, you both deserve to die in dri-bottom he

(Submitted by Miss Marple)

Yes, Zoctan, I remember somebody warning Derek against that purchase too. Seems like he's starting to get a little - how you say? - feisty. Perhaps we see here the beginnings of the end for Derek and his Ultra Max wearing bride.

(Submitted by playa Chris)

hey was that tea party a flop or what. they actually stopped advertising before it was over

(Submitted by Harpy)

Na, the tea party was at Derek's regular WalMart across the border in Minnesota. Sure they may charge more in tax, but that excess revenue goes straight back to the people: Barbie Tea Parties, the Oreo stacking gala...

(Submitted by not Emo)

Cheap clock radio. Good purchase. Turn the volume up all the way and everthing sounds like Queensryche...even the comercials. Rock on!

(Submitted by Lugjugz)

Hmm...maybe Derek's finally found about his wife's infidelities. He's bought a new clock radio and answering machine, suggesting they've separated. And to celebrate his freedom, he's switched to liquid soap instead of the old Palmolive. Go girl!

(Submitted by I am not an animal)

Huh, you too big to organise a Barbie tea party then Daryll?

(Submitted by Merlin )

ENT CENTER? I remember the Ents from "The Lord of the Rings". They were huge old trees who said "Hoom, hum, don't be hasty." Now, apparently, they have been gutted and their centers are being sold at Wal-Mart. What an ugly world.

(Submitted by Steve Polye )

Help, I'm blurried eyed reading this. Was wondering has Derek ever bought laundry soap for chore boy?

(Submitted by dickwad derek )

what the fuck kind of entertainment center did you buy for $30? a prostitute you call mom? what kind of walmart sells 30 dollar entertainment centers? that dumbfuck manager should be shot. and this was my birthday. i'm deeply offended this asshole sold you a fucking thirty dollar entertainment senter on my b- day

(Submitted by derek )

i suck myself dry. i like to blow my moms 24 inch dildo. i like when my dad cums on my cunt

(Submitted by Gemini )

I had post a message on this website for an English class I am taking in college. I figured what the hell, I'll see what you bought on my 21st birthday. An entertainment center, clock radio, liquid soap, and an answering machine were all purchased on this same day. For my birthday I got a large glass of Vodka, six pack of beer, and enough shots to kill a donkey. I hope your website works out okay, and you get some entertaining comments. I would be more vulgar but my instructor will be reading this.

(Submitted by derek's mom's 24 inch dildo )

dri-bottom, please.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

"HI! THIS IS DEREK, I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, CAUSE I AM AT WALMART. PLEASE VISIT MY WEB SITE AND LEAVE A COMMENT. THANK YOU!" :)

(Submitted by Usagi )

Dear heavens, it's the 21st century, and this all we have to show for it? It's going to be so easy for aliens to take over our planet as we all sit entranced by some guy's Wal-mart receipts. Turn off the computer now, before it's too late! Oh no, here they come!