Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by me)

Boot??Shouldn't that be boots..Plural??

(Submitted by Hotis)

he bought the first boot on September 19th and came back for the second one.

(Submitted by Fallus Grandus)

Any left-over oreo stacks at that tea party?

(Submitted by Pixel)

Power strip? Is that a peep show for high powered executives? 'You've had your Power Lunch, now stop in for a Power Strip before going back to the office and that hostile takeover.'

(Submitted by atevik)

Thank god we're not celebrating Grandparents anymore. So what are you going to wear to the Barbie Tea Party Derek? Perhaps your new WM FAC 95 Xs? They do really bring out your eyes.

(Submitted by April)

Nah, he's going to wear his beautiful new GV sndwh bag.

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

I hear at this time of year that W-M FAC 95 Xs go really well with KLNX 85 CT Xs, especially when accessorised with the stunning new season GV sndwh bag.

(Submitted by Chewy)

KLNX 85 CT Xs are Kleenex tissue, they are used to stuff bras and wipe drippy noses.

(Submitted by Trevor)

Watch Band...I guess they are holding concerts now...

(Submitted by Dissenter)

Lots and lots of kleenex.....hmmm....

(Submitted by someone with an inquiring mind)

What in the world inspired Ryan Hoage to organize a Barbie Tea Party? Is he a pedophile? A doll collector? A transvestite looking for fashion tips?

(Submitted by Andre Crabshaw)

Maybe it's to attract all those missing children...doing his bit for world peace and stuff.

(Submitted by julie)

boot....yayyyyy now he has a pair

(Submitted by Gaz )

I want a power stripper. What was she like?

(Submitted by Geoff )

You see the movie Austin Powers? Like that...

(Submitted by cmp )

No, Ryan's not a pedophile, he's Infant Tyle. And why do they charge you to watch the band? Haven't they gotten enough of your money from Dri- Bottoms and soil?

(Submitted by Merlin )

You could test out your bowl of blood worms at that tea party, Derek. But you better check first and find out if the Kens will be there. You can't afford to get beat up any more.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHAT TIME IS IT?

(Submitted by Kui's mom )

I can't wait to join in the Barbie Tea party!

(Submitted by Usagi )

There it is! The other boot! I knew you'd realize it one day. Let me guess, you were getting dressed, putting that one boot on, and suddenly it hit you: "Hey wait a minute... I need two of these things!"

(Submitted by Carolina )

Hey! I want to go to the Barbie Tea Party! Not really, actually. Did you go?