Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

You know, charm, like love, cannot be bought. But the nail polish is a nice start.

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

You do know that chocolate is a laxative, right?

(Submitted by Holly)

it's also an aphrodesiac. the fish food, though..is that so they can feed the cat without having to buy cat food? or maybe they feed it to the kids..hence the dri-bottoms

(Submitted by dyverge)

Is a CHARM DBL12R anything like a RAM doubler? I'll bet it takes a whole lotta overhead. You might have charm, but you've gotta maintain it with all your concentration. Or something. Nevermind.

(Submitted by vatson)

Cat, dog, reptiles and now fish? A home zoo? I wonder what animal the nail color is used for.

(Submitted by Lufelia)

Derek's been planting a forest in his house with all the azaleas, clay pots, Scott's soil, etc. Now he's feeding his new animals, but he's too lazy to do it himself, so he uses an auto dish... I see...

(Submitted by Cin)

I do believe this is the first time I have seen him buy toilet paper

(Submitted by pandora)

ya know derek hon, with all the money your new wife spends on nail paraphenalia she should go get acrylics. i think you'd save money.

(Submitted by j )

WOW! Two weeks without going to Wal*Mart. He must have been in a coma or something...

(Submitted by Geoff )

I think he figured that the chore boy missed Walmart and sent him to get what he needed.

(Submitted by Merlin )

He may have tried the "Shop at Home! WWW.Wal-Mart.Com" (Personally, I think they print that only on Derek's receipts to try to keep him out of the store.)

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

STOP EATING CHOCOLATE KATS!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Yes! He finally bought Kitty Kat Chocolate. I know miss kitty ran over and looked in the bag every time he got back from evil walmart, er, walmart, but alas, no chocolate for her. But not anymore! NOW kitty has chocolate. And the fish food is a dead guy. *sigh* Do i have to explain everything? Don't you guys watch those old mob movies? Timmy!

(Submitted by JD )

I moved to Hawaii a couple days before this trip to Wal- Mart. Does anyone give a flying shit? Of course not. That's why I wrote this. Don't you see?? DON'T YOU SEE??!!! Aw fuck it.

(Submitted by Usagi )

How many darn pets do you have? No wonder you can't afford food for yourself. And that poor baby....

(Submitted by Quackers )

you guys got it all wrong, i's Kit Kat brand chalk - the chalk you can eat. It's endorced by Rick James. quack

(Submitted by doink )

So here's a guy who likes to eat chocolate while getting high on nail care products and watching his fish swim in circles untill he almost pee's his pants

(Submitted by Christine )

She sure cares alot about her nails.