Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

"soft white x" sounds like softcore porn...

(Submitted by Cat on Fire)

Dang it honey, the grid is empty again. Run on down to theWal-Mart, willya...

(Submitted by Embs)

I think I've figured it out: WalMart lowers prices on everything else, while wildly overcharging on gum!

(Submitted by pixel)

Quick call Ryan Hoage! The printer isn't printing the tops of the reciepts!

(Submitted by April)

Oh, so an audio tape now eh? Graduating from videos to audio porn? ;)

(Submitted by Max)

But how can we call Ryan without his number? aaaggh!

(Submitted by Antimatter Man)

God I could do with some WBS 10 right now

(Submitted by Cheri)

Derek, did you put up the kinky sex site yet? With the rubber gloves, nail care stuff, make-up, pantyhose, audio and video tapes, and now a thermometer it's gotta be good. I don't see the garden hose listed. You better go shopping.....

(Submitted by me)

but hey it's printed on 100% recycled paper! recycled from dri-bottoms maybe?

(Submitted by Paul T.)

jolly hot day, eh? what with needing a thermometer and the receipt printer playing up.

(Submitted by pandora)

the baby is sick from eating all those m&m's. thats why they needed the thermometer, bloody fools! duh

(Submitted by andy)

Have we all forgoten the beloved chore boy?

(Submitted by Geoff )

Of course we haven't, the chore boy is still with Elisa getting those chores done!

(Submitted by Jim )

Wal Mart rocks my world...seriously.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Derek needs all that gum because he is becoming more and more NERVOUS. And no wonder!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I LIKE SOFT WHITE GUYS!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Skin, let's assume you meant skin. NOOooo! He bought more guns! He decided he couldn't rob the bank solo like he had planned, so he brought in ourside help and they insisted that they get guns, too. Last receipt he bought another pair of panty hose, which makes three of them too. Timmy!

(Submitted by i worhsip derek, lord of all )

Ryan Hoage is not one to let workers have a moment of rest and apperently the same goes for the printers as well. They are thinking that they were better off with Matt Krieg and are protesting in their own small way by refusing to print his name for the week. I congratulate them on their effort, but i can see that it had little effect, dummy ryan is still manager. Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

does anyone else find it odd that the audio tape is more expensive than the video tape? again, im probly just looking into this too much...quack