Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

You must have the most beautiful nails. Like Nomi in Showgirls.

(Submitted by amanda.)

i wonder how the huggies diaper derby on july 11th went...and how come it wasn't the dri bottoms derby?! the kid would've kicked ass!

(Submitted by daif)

Wasn't Willie Nelson at Nail Aid? Who won the oreo stacking contest????

(Submitted by Max)

Diaper derbys and oreo stacking contests? There really is nothing to do in Dilwood is there?

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Darykll Marchetta? Wasn't he in Star Wars?

(Submitted by Captain Oneliner)

Darykll Marchetta? Wasn't he in Star Wars?

(Submitted by Aunt Beru)

Yes, he was the head of the mysterious FKNN clan of the Visa Tend system. His midichlorian count was about 5 million, because he was conceived without a father OR a mother, he just spontaneously erupted into being

(Submitted by me)

HEY!!!! A DIAPER DERBY!!!!!! too bad yer kid is apparently out of em now....

(Submitted by Trevor)

Awfully bold of the manager to put his name and phone number at the top of the receipt there..

(Submitted by Kat)

Whatever it takes to compete with Shannon "Kittens" Koch, that's Darykll's motto.

(Submitted by Wal Mart H8er)

Wal Mart has a pact with the Devil, but they wont sell music by Rob Zombie unless he does a special Wal Mart edit. An organization that has a pack with the devil but supports censorship? I don't get it.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Don't forget that they won't sell Sheryl Crow because they didn't like her song letting us know that Guns on sale at Wal*Mart. I thought they would have liked the free advertising!!!

(Submitted by YVON REACTION )

WELCOME TO DARYLKLL MARCHETTA ON THE RECEIPT

(Submitted by Geoff )

The nails in the floorboards need more work? I guess a little touch up wouldn't hurt.

(Submitted by Steffi )

Muss man dazu noch was sagen??? Nee, oder?! Ohne Worte!

(Submitted by Merlin )

Looks like Ruby's goin' to town again.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DIAPER DERBY? WHO WON?

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Darykll Marchetta WAS in star wars. He and Matt had a fight in the third prequel, and when Darykll won Matt had to give up his position and become a lowly sacker "paper or plastic, sir".=-=-=-=-Rob zombie is a honest god loving christian just like you and me. THE real reason they won't sell his music is because they are the devil and they don't want rival powers to make money.-=-=-=-=- Geoff>> I know how that is; Sometimes i tear my pants or socks on the nails. I think that if they had someone who cared for them a little bit than maybe they wouldn't be quite so angry. Timmy!

(Submitted by coopercity )

WOW Derek got a new credit card... its time to break it in.

(Submitted by Quackers )

oh, you've made a big mistake this time. go ahead, try and stop me from calling MANAGER DARYKLL MARCHETTA, i dare you!