Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

What, no fireworks!? You MUST be a communist!

(Submitted by Brian)

Hey, he's on a budget, be sensitive. Sometimes all you can afford is some cotton swabs dipped in deodorant and set on fire. They're actually very festive, and leave a pleasant smell. Now that's patriotism!

(Submitted by ronk)

Last year dirt and picture frames... this year swabs and mailers. Party on, dude.

(Submitted by Embs)

Hey, cool, you bought Norman Mailer! Twice, even!

(Submitted by atevik)

Do you realize that you haven't bought deoderant since October 10th, 1997? With that kind of time lapse, I'm wondering why we haven't seen you buying tons of detergent (hey-you've never even bought detergent!) or replacement undershirts. I'm guessing that Mr. Green Thumb spends so much time with dirt to hide how inately filthy he really is. (and yes, I'm aware of how pathetic it is that I noticed, but I'm keeping track as I go along because I'm just concerned about his hygiene.)

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Behold: One of the few times this man paid with cash.

(Submitted by vatson)

Haven't you realized mailers can be downloaded free from the Internet? Check out www.pmail.com!

(Submitted by jamie)

Well, I see the kid's growing fast...got out of the dri- bottoms just in time for puberty. Good thing you got his deodorant.

(Submitted by rawdog)

That's an expensive cotton swab.

(Submitted by klayer9)

Hey Wal-mart finally correctly spelled deodorant.

(Submitted by Sleeve)

I think he's going to swab his underarm and mail the swab to the Guiness Book of World Records and the Smithsonian as a record for the longest run without using deodorant.

(Submitted by uncle sam)

it is america's birthday and you are buying deodarant. you should be ashamed of yourself. Where is the gun or fireworks so you can have some real fun. Maybe blow someones head off, that is something that you will never forget. You will remember the fourth of July as the day you killed some poor old bastard.

(Submitted by Paul T.)

and its the middle of the afternoon. What sort of time is that for you to be shopping?

(Submitted by I'm waiting )

OK. July 4th is my birthday. I see you bought mailers to send me my resents, but I haven't gotten them yet. Maybe you can call the post office and trace them.

(Submitted by Geoff )

You bought Elisa and the Chore BOy their own personal Mailer did you? Its about time they got to talk to their family.

(Submitted by Merlin )

I cannot believe you could not have foreseen the need for these items and bought them before the holiday. This is absurd, Derek, and I am forced to consider all the gossip about you and Shannon.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I WANT TO GET ME A CUTE MAILMAN AND THEN UPGRADE TO A UPS WORKER! THEIR CUTE LITTLE SHORTS, OH BABY!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Derek, I am surprised at your lack of consideration, and i am surprised that Geoff forgot about the Hicks too. No mailer, now what can they do?=-=-=-=- atevik>> I'm not being rude. Is that like a middle eastern name or did you eat vik? Seriously not trying to be rude. Timmy!

(Submitted by Usagi )

Wow, $10 cash! Did you find it in the parking lot? Did you have to ask someone what it was? Were you just astounded when they told you that you could use it to buy things?

(Submitted by Quackers )

my god...he paid in cash AND they spelled deodorant right? we're going to die aren't we?

(Submitted by jayne )

why am I here and why am I reading this?

(Submitted by Christine )

I Have One Question. What The Fuck Are MAILERS?