Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Derek)

WOOHOO! If you're reading this, then you've gotten this far! Congratulations!.............. .................... ............actually, I'm just testing out the submission CGI on a random page, to make sure I got it all set up properly.

(Submitted by haha)

It's only becaust I'm sitting in the most boring SQL server class I have ever attended. 9-5 gives me plenty of time to see what you've been buying for the last few years, really man, buy local! And potty train your kid!

(Submitted by Laurie )

Going all the way to the end, It's like a murder mystery. I'm afraid the ending will be awful. A man with a cat condo, and endless supply of Dri-bottoms who has nailed all his door s shut with a claw hammer and has wrapped him self in bandages and braces purchased over the past 3 years. It's like something a profiler would look at and go hmmmmm.....

(Submitted by Annna)

You neglected to mention "standing waist-deep in potting soil."

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Hey, he's back the the original Visa! Hooray! It was feeling a bit left out.

(Submitted by ted)

Oh, I get it. Different stores, different cities, different taxes. hey, I'm from Oregon, we don't have no stinkin' salestax.

(Submitted by Max)

Derek, if there is ever a dri bottoms serial killer, you are SCREWED

(Submitted by Trevor)

I think he makes black-market runs up to Canada, and sells his Dri-Bottoms there...there's no way these could all be for the same kid.

(Submitted by Freya)

What, you think his kid never craps in his diapers? it's not like they only use 1 a day...

(Submitted by Bill Doors)

Does the submission CGI have anything to do with the CM obsession you bought a few months back?

(Submitted by nat rat)

this is hilarious! i found it at whats cool at yahoo and its so funny!

(Submitted by pandora)

trevor you're e-mail address is not sam@walmart.com what are you hiding?

(Submitted by Geoff )

No thats because its sam@wal.mart

(Submitted by Merlin )

This receipt is the Essential Derek - it is a minimalist masterpiece.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

OH BABY I LIKE IT DRI!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY! SHIT! THIS SUCKS! Timmy!

(Submitted by Usagi )

Wow you really need to start treating your receipts better. How would you like it if someone crumpled you up and shoved you in his pocket? See, that wouldn't feel so good, now would it?

(Submitted by Quackers )

yeah, receipts have feelings too! I'm not sure I condone the scanning either, how would you like being jammed between a piece of glass and a piece of plastic and have a bright light scan you...and stuff

(Submitted by kuroneko )

Has anyone noticed a pattern in the dates of the purchases? If you have, then you have WAY too much time on your hands.

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

well derek i sure hope you flip back trough all these....i hate to think i've been frustrated for no reason