Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by drivl)

what is a 'poly dia kit'? oh, I get it... finally decided dri-bottoms cost too much, now you're making you own...?

(Submitted by hulawho)

No, the dri-bottoms cost too much, hence the cat litter.... Decided to line the kids bedroom with the stuff and let her run naked...

(Submitted by atevik)

Here I'd thought that maybe you'd grown a little and had been able to master your perverse obsession with store #1581. Just when our precious store #1627, the crown jewel of Dilworth, MN, begins to rest easy again, you have to go see if the grass is still greener on the other side. For shame.

(Submitted by ted)

What happened between the 2nd of April and the 11th? Sales tax went down .5%!

(Submitted by Lufelia)

Check out the store numbers, ted. Sales tax at #1627 is .5% higher then at #1581. If Derek thinks he can get a better deal by betraying #1627, fiiine...

(Submitted by Max)

I want to make the pilgramige to store 1627. then i will have my own poly dia kit!

(Submitted by Arjuna88)

New Polyuerethane Diaper Kit, Just add cat litter! Pick one up today.

(Submitted by KiKi)

On April 11, 1997, you purchased diapers and some 2 for $3...Now, on April 11, 1998, you purchased a poly dia kit and some kitty litter...Does that have something to do with my brother???...does it really???

(Submitted by AMELIA)

WANNA SCREW?

(Submitted by pandora)

i think his ex lives near store 1581 and derek goes over there to pick up the child. and while he's there he hits walmart just in case.

(Submitted by Geoff )

I always wanted a Poly DIA Kit.

(Submitted by Merlin )

I wonder if the cat is strong enough now to stand on its own two haunches and squeeze out doots.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

HONEY PLEASE I NEED TO GO SHOPPING SOMEWHERE ELSE!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

i was here. Timmy!

(Submitted by Ewan )

I'm from Scotland. I've no idea what a poly dia kit is. Please explain.

(Submitted by Stephanie )

you need to go to wal-mart on April 9th, so that I can say...HEY THIS GUY WENT TO WALLY WORLD ON MY BIRTHDAY...LET'S SEE WHAT HE BOUGHT! See...that would be cool.

(Submitted by Quackers )

woaw, how long have they been giving out the phone #? i wanna call em, does anyone know the area code?