Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Brian)

Wow, you sure take care of your nails. Are you a drag queen? Or are they for the cat-crack-whores?

(Submitted by Ed)

The gay chore boy has to have his manicure before every filming.

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

Tell me you don't keep old clippings in the toaster box too

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by Byron)

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by Amanda)

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement

(Submitted by hulawho)

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by Satori7)

wow. i usually pay around.... Aaaaw, nevermind!

(Submitted by dyverge)

implement?

(Submitted by vatson)

Clipper? Who uses Clipper anymore? It's time to move to Oracle!

(Submitted by vatson)

Don't they make nails in U.S.? Need to import from Poland?

(Submitted by mfcrunchy)

I heard Pamela Anderson Lee had her implements removed.

(Submitted by Trevor)

I think they were de-clawing the cats at home...

(Submitted by Kat)

Well, if Trevor's right, that explains the gauze pads.

(Submitted by Matthew)

what is the tape for?

(Submitted by yoyo)

Implement THIS!!!

(Submitted by Aunt Beru's lame chicken)

This is where his Maxi Pad substitution fetish started...with the gauze pads. Just wait for the filters...then the filter pads...then the foam pads...then the 24 packs of toilet tissues...it's insane, it's disgusting, it should be outlawed!

(Submitted by Channon )

And just what kind of "implement" was this????

(Submitted by Geoff )

I bet you have the prettiest nails in town. How long does it take to treat the entire house?

(Submitted by Merlin )

There is something disturbingly frantic about this receipt, Derek, like you were all rushing around the house doing awful things.

(Submitted by cmp )

I don't know where you people get your implements, but I get mine for 74 cents when i buy 'em in bulk!!

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I HOPE THE NAIL POLISH GOES WITH THOSE SHOES!

(Submitted by Dezarae )

Can't believe he's stealing his wife's reciepts now :(

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Derek! either you are quite injury prone or you let your little boy run around and get hurt. Either way you need to be a better father. Of all the horrible ways to treat baby jesus... This makes me wonder. The Muslims believe that Muhommad was the fourth and final prophet. I think that your son, Krishnu, may be the fifth one. Timmy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by rex grex trex to prex )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by arty the fight attendent )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by butt nugget )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an implement.

(Submitted by Quackers )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an hooker...i mean implement

(Submitted by Quackers )

an hooker? this is what a get for being lazy and copying and pasting...

(Submitted by dave hitler )

wow. i usually pay around $3.00 for an hooker...i mean a hooker implement... OF DEATH

(Submitted by Patty )

gauze pads on my birthday? How sweet!