Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Bob)

Why two different kinds of wipes?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

one type of wipes is for the baby. the other is for himself after browsing through that Lara Croft PC Magazine Special...

(Submitted by chrissykomo)

Hey those items were bought on my birthday hope you remember my birthday next year your baby should be out of those dribottoms by then and you can by me something and have another receipt all in one.Your definitally different,not in bad way though.

(Submitted by dyverge)

That's an expensive bandage. Who got hurt? How? Lotsa blood?

(Submitted by Zoctan)

Hooked on Mtn Dew now?

(Submitted by April)

I wonder what the scribble up at the top was for. It looks like a little fish.

(Submitted by mfcrunchy)

Thats not a scribble, that receipt grafiti!

(Submitted by Geoff)

I hate kids, and people who have a lot of them.

(Submitted by Max)

no matter how much Mt. Dew you drink wearing dri bottomsis not extreme.

(Submitted by Pablo Pickaxe)

Derek's gearing up for his high art phase in a few months time...this is where it all started, folks.

(Submitted by Jerry Falspring)

Shouldn't you be at church? Goddang I hate these Wal-Mart Satanists.

(Submitted by macboysf)

Derek Leave CP alone. She asked for you to stop stalking her and now you are measuring her... the police WILL get you!

(Submitted by Channon )

Who scribbled on the receipt? And why??

(Submitted by Geoff )

That is Wal-Marts secret code, Derek is lucky, he now has something to use as evidence against Wal-Mart when the master plan goes intro effect! We must decode this, if not, I fear the world will come under the rule of the tyranic hand of Wal-Mart.

(Submitted by Merlin )

Wow, Geoff, I think maybe you really did kill Casey.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DEW THE DRI BOTTOMS!

(Submitted by Dezarae )

Duh! The scribble on his reciept is cause he had to sign the credit card one to give back to Cashier #138! Someone should teach Derek to debit so he doesn't have to sign the paper all the time! I mean obviously, his "credit" card is really a check card since he pays with check a lot too!

(Submitted by i worship derek, lord of all )

Whoo! Party! Mtn Dew! One of the wipes is a refill for the other. I used to work at a grocery store so i knew that and the fact that Geoff might just be right. We must race against the clock! WAIT! I must have read an old message, because the corporations have already taken over the world! (maybe just america) My only wish was that you guys had worked harder at deciphering the code. The world would be a much better place. Hasbro actually owns my mother! Timmy!

(Submitted by Quackers )

what are you guys talking about? Wal*Mart isnt tyranical. if Wal*Mart ruled the world, how awesome would that be? btw, Merlin, i think you're right. quack

(Submitted by Nora (australia) )

Derek.....why are you potty training and using dri bottoms? are we not being patient with the kid? just let her run around all day with nothing on...she/he won't tinkle or poo poo on the floor but will in fact go to the potty chair....!

(Submitted by pepper )

my child runs around naked and DOES potty on the floor..

(Submitted by Matt )

is the measuring cup for measuring the man juice after hes looked at the nude edition of the pc magazine?