1 December 1997



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Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by haha)

Hmmm...real estate market's down in your neck of the woods?

(Submitted by Brian)

The Chore Boy needs a home.

(Submitted by Ed)

19.97 is a pretty damn good price for a condo. I think his wife found out about the porn, so he had to buy a place where he could film with the chore boy in peace. That would explain all the videos.

(Submitted by Laurie )

The rocking chair and MD three in one wory me. Where are the Dri-bottoms and wipes this week.

(Submitted by CrazyJ)

He needs a two-story condom? i'd like ta meet this guy... *G*

(Submitted by sputnik)

that CHPR really ROCKS! 005074304775! yeah!

(Submitted by Max)

My new favorite reciept of all time. Don't forget the gift cards it's almost x-mas

(Submitted by God Complex)

The total doesn't add up.

(Submitted by Lance)

Does that 2 Story Condo come assembled? Or maybe were just talking about some type of very large bird.

(Submitted by Alex)

I can't believe I actually got the calculator and did the adding but God Complex you are wrong. the total does add up. except that the bastards rounded up. with the tax it came to 103.3686 and they rounded it up to 103.37. I appreciate that if Walmart rounded down for every one of its millions of customers they might lose an appreciable amount of business but Derek is loyal (apart from that inter store dalliance but I don't think that #1627 knows anything)

(Submitted by Bob)

Well Dereks been faithful here of late....no midnight visits to store #1581 lately

(Submitted by Brian Dolinski)

I like to collect videos what type of videos do you buy? I like ones about tools and building decks

(Submitted by Matthew)

Sams-Walmart gift card now available!! good, now you can go to sams and get your diapers!!

(Submitted by Andre)

Don't you think they could have come up with a better UPC for a rocking chair than 005074304775? I mean, it just seems so, well, common.

(Submitted by StarJacked)

What, no quips about purchasing a doctor with three personalities? Sometimes you people really disappoint me. Really, you do.

(Submitted by Twinkles)

It's a rocking chopper or chipper. There's no "P" in chair.

(Submitted by rosie)

I say, Derek, you haven't seen Abi have you?

(Submitted by Abi)

Rosie, I'm here - I got lost in the Decembers!

(Submitted by BalmainGirl )

So, when *sniff* Derek asked me to come up and look at his condo *sob* it wasn't even worth *boo hoo* twenty dollars ???? *waahaa*

(Submitted by Channon )

Wow! You shoulda bought ME a condo too!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Grow up Twinkles! Most chippers and choppers suck, i don't think it's possible for one to rock. DerGodek>> If you're gonna get a cheap condo, don't bother putting expensive furniture in it! Honestly it would have been better if you got a $30 condo and a $20 chair to go in it. What were you thinking? (Maybe the two-story condo was actually a cat thingy and Derek used the rocking chair like a bat to chase it in since the kitty didn't want to try new stuff, especially when its cheap, maybe he thought the cordboard floor/ceiling would collapse on him/her, or maybe the condo actually was a huge rat or roach trap,) Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

I like cheese!

(Submitted by Casey )

I lied, I only care for it a little... :(

(Submitted by Geoff )

I new things were cheaper in the US, but 2 Story Condos for less than 20 bucks? Must just be the exchange rate.

(Submitted by David )

Isn't a little dangerous to post a copy of a reciept that is a credit card copy? i mean, that is a credit card copy isnt it? otherwise i couldn't understand why it would say "Customer Copy" at the bottom.

(Submitted by merlin )

For $1.24 the cat is still on a starvation diet, but at least now it has a nice two- story condo in which to suffer a slow, agonizing death.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

VIDEOS OF HIM STRIPPING, WITH HIS DRI-BOTTOMS UNDERNEATH!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all )

what about them? i missed something...everything...noooo!....my life is oooover! Wah! Derek is the master, Timmy!

(Submitted by Nic )

I think the 2 story condo is like...a dollhouse for his kid or something...or maybe he's doing Christmas shopping...

(Submitted by Quackers )

You guys stole all my good ideas for this receipt!!! First I was gonna say "He got 3 Medical Doctorates for 30 bucks?" but that bastard StarJacked stole my idea! Then I was gonna say "There's no P in chair..." Then Twinkles comes along...fine, I'll go with the crowd. haha, 2 story condo, funny...bastards...quack

(Submitted by house hunter )

Wow! I didn't know you could buy condos at wal-mart! esp. for $20!!!!!

(Submitted by Ben )

Cat food...hmmmm