Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Hotis)

Good God that's alot of diapers. What happened to the Dri-Bottoms?

(Submitted by Ed)

He's cheating on his true love...dri-bottoms!

(Submitted by Andy)

Please tell me he has a baby...

(Submitted by StealthDonut)

Carpet Cleaner? I take it Dri- Bottoms leaks?

(Submitted by hdj jewboy)

it's the thanksgiving weekend sales going on! stocking up on diapers to later give out as x-mas gifts!

(Submitted by Beth)

Maybe WalMart changed the inventory names so that Dri- Bottoms are now just called diapers...? hmm..

(Submitted by grandma)

not much toilet paper--alot of dish soap

(Submitted by Tragic Hero)

Leaky dri-bottoms = the need to buy Glade Mist, carpet cleaner, new diapers

(Submitted by Dynamo)

This is the first toilet paper purchase since 1996 or sooner(If you don't believe me then check for yourself). No wonder he needs so many diapers!!! And all this time he was blaming it on the kid!

(Submitted by Max)

Too good to go to Wal-Mart on my birthday(nov27) huh? Screw you too Derek! We're not on speaking terms anymore!

(Submitted by Pokeman)

Max, Max my love, don't talk to Derek like that! Now we'll never get to the bottom of Wm fac upr x. And you know I do so love what he does with a palmolived light bulb.

(Submitted by jim)

Is it AUTOmatic DISHwasher TAblets ?

(Submitted by SquishySquirrel)

Hey I finally made it. I'm on the web. Hi Mom!!

(Submitted by im)

looks like he took the people from the last page's advice

(Submitted by Cableman)

Dynamo <<<< I think I need some Dri-bottoms...... I about pissed myself from laughing so hard at your comment above.

(Submitted by Bob)

ROFLMAO!!!!

(Submitted by swamp rat)

hush now, bob. you know that was not necessary. wal mart rulz.

(Submitted by Matthew)

Maybe he owns a day care thing for babies!

(Submitted by goddess)

please don't tell me the only thing the babe gets for x-mas is diapers? hell, even the cat got treats before it starved to death! but the kid a toy!

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Dienamo>> It's a 24 pack of toilet paper. How much do you expect two people to go through? Even if you don't count the tp he gets from the grocery store with his food, thats a roll every umm.. 15 days if it lasts a year. Oh, okay, yeah, they need to buy more. Timmy!

(Submitted by CAsey )

ahhh... some mist to add some atmosphere to your "art" and "garden"

(Submitted by Geoff )

I think he is a movie director, and is slowly making a movie set for some spooky thirller.

(Submitted by Jamie )

im guessing he has more than one kid!?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DIAPERS, WHEN U START POTTY TRAINING LET ME KNOW I WILL MAKE YOU SOME CUTE PANTIES!

(Submitted by Nick )

Ha ha you dumb. I dumb. Yeah you dumbass so if you have anny probblems E-mail me homo.

(Submitted by whatever )

Funny, very funny

(Submitted by Monkey )

Wow, some people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!! Ever thought about getting a job and doing something productive to better your gene pool so you can actually contribute to our future society!

(Submitted by Usagi )

Ah, I see you only clean the house before Christmas too. Mom must be coming over.

(Submitted by Quackers )

W-M FAC 95 X spelled backwards is WORSHIP SATAN. quack

(Submitted by Heather )

Thanks so much for all the laughs! Everyone is sleeping and here I am cracking up sitting in front of the PC. ALSO...I LOVE Wal-Mart!

(Submitted by poindexter )

Quick!! switch back to Dri Bottoms now!! Those generic diapers will cause a mysterious rash. Signed Joe D. Bottom

(Submitted by leslie )

your drop in liners for the baby bottles are awful they don't seal and when you push the air out the formula leaked everywhere.i hope you would make it right for all of the consumers who gave you their opinion on the product.

(Submitted by leslie )

your drop in liners for the baby bottles are awful they don't seal and when you push the air out the formula leaked everywhere.i hope you would make it right for all of the consumers who gave you their opinion on the product.