Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by Stu )

What the heck are DRI-BOTTOMS and why does the price vary so much, and why do you feel the need to buy so many of them?

(Submitted by Kiana)

Dri bottoms are diapers. Because walmart is cheap and they vary prices. Perhaps the baby needs some.

(Submitted by atevik)

Back in the arms of store #1581 again, huh? If the Dilworth crew takes you back this time, then #1627 deserves what she gets. i can hear your excuse now "but, my sweet store #1627, you were out of Dri-Bottoms, you forced me to go to another." a likely story.

(Submitted by ...)

GET A LIFE

(Submitted by rawdog)

What ARE you doing with all that soil and dri-bottoms?!?!

(Submitted by Lufelia)

I'm assuming the prices vary so much because, as atevik pointed out previously, the UPC numbers are different, so they must be difference sizes. And Mr Derek has been getting lazy about wiping out his account number..

(Submitted by Max)

You know if Derek just left the baby out in his garden all day he wouldn't need to buy Dri bottoms or new soil.

(Submitted by Roger Voudouris)

Rawdog: Oh Lufelia, I can't resist your dri-bottoms! Max: Don't listen to him, Lufelia, I pledge eternal bliss with you, me, and a pack of Nabisco Air Crisps. Lufelia: I'm sorry, my loves, but Atevik's Ultra Max thrill the moist centre of my being, I can't contain my desire any longer! I must leave you both! Goodbye!!

(Submitted by Dalliance)

You know I totally support the Dilworth store #1627 but I must say that the way store #1581 prints there A L W A Y S like that is so very romantic and touching. Much nicer than Dilworths' pithy ALWAYS! I hope Matt Krieg reads this and reconsiders that jaunty, yet frivolous presentation.

(Submitted by surlycheshire)

I assume Atevik is an embittered but clever Walmart employee. with such a command of sarcasm as he possesses, whyfore he work at Wal-mart?

(Submitted by lexic0n)

was matt even the manager of 1581 at this point, though? wasnt this the Age of Ryan? its hard, if not impossible, to tell on these older receipts who is manager.

(Submitted by lexic0n)

my bad. i got the stores mixed up.

(Submitted by Bob)

hey people...thats not Dereks credit card number. its a transaction code. they only print 4 numbers of the credit cards for security purposes.

(Submitted by Matthew)

The best web site ever??

(Submitted by moriarity)

Perhaps it is, kiddo . . . perhaps it is.

(Submitted by only one of 5 )

Well now burning candle friend i did not see this 23 first, Hmmmm? what no coffee. Only now do i see the lint floating up from the stirred remains and the place i once stood. My shoes are smoldering, my socks are in touch with the inner lizard that i now that i am. Java Java, Oh blessed be the Java.

(Submitted by wallyworldguru )

i see the pathetic state of the world reflected in this website and the fact that i've already looked at so much of it. also, i'm glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that this guy keeps switching stores.

(Submitted by sommer )

does your wife ever go to wal mart

(Submitted by i worship derek, savior of all... )

Hey, bitches, shut up! Its bad enough you complain about the page but i just can't handle it when you complain about how dumb you are for reading the page! You know why i'm on the page? I'll tell you why, because i want to be a part of something wonderful and genius! Not only does going to this page mean i'm not a "loser", but its actual proof that i'm not! But anyway, i miss we"n/a"s singing. Come back and sing some more. Please? Also i miss DerGodek hanging around in my head. I know he's not there because my bowling scores are way down and when god is with me i always do much better! In Your name, Timmy!

(Submitted by Casey )

Vote Alliance. (canada)

(Submitted by Geoff )

Allaince? Those Rebels are fools! The Empire will crush them! Vote for the true rebels, Rebels Against Pants!

(Submitted by Casey )

come again? It sounds like some star wars reference in code... Stars wars sux.. ha. Boy, am I clever...

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

DRI BOTTOMS? Y WAS IT WET IN THE FIRST PLACE?

(Submitted by Kristin )

Come on-you haven't been to the store in almost three weeks, you certainly need more than Dri-Bottoms!

(Submitted by Jamie )

Isn't about time to potty train?

(Submitted by qwerty asdf )

most of America is my enemy. If you wear pants, you can expect me to break your window and send you hate mail. R.A.P. shall rule forever! bwahahahaha. ummmm. oh yeah, bwahahahaha

(Submitted by Quackers )

Alright, Casey and Geoff and think we all sense the sexual tension betweem you two. Just get a room. quack

(Submitted by Chris )

Hey, that's my mom's birthday! You were in Walmart on my mom's birthday!!! You're crazy, but I like your site.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Hey, was Matt in charge at this time or was Ryan??? This isn't a Darryl receipt, is it?? Some of you old timers let me know.

(Submitted by budchristy )

Okay...look, I have a kid and he has NEVER shit as much as yours does! What the hell are you doing with all of those damn diapers? How many kids do you have anyways? Shop at Sam's and by them by the truck load!

(Submitted by Kim )

Wait a minute! I thought earlier when they didn't charge sales tax for the dri-bottoms that it must be different laws about sales tax in Derek's state, but on this receipt, they did charge him sales tax!! Was he shopping out of state before?