Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by The Duke )

Yesssssssss *first poster dance*

(Submitted by Jenni )

Hilarious! I work at a walmart in Oklahoma City and this kind of stuff is pathetic yet funny.

(Submitted by The Duke )

I've been looking at this site for about a month and I hope you don't mind if I join you guys in the toaster box. By the way, 6.43 for a sport watch, seems a little cheap for me. I could be wrong.

(Submitted by Kelly )

Your site is too funny... I work at a wal-mart way up in cold Canada. I think that your site is great, useless maybe, but fun nonetheless. I wish that more people would keep their receipts instead of starting a screaming fit at customer service when they want to return a defective toaster that they bought four years ago but claim it's only a month old...

(Submitted by Imagine )

5th Poster!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Hmm... December 8 you buy a SUPER SPORT and now a SPORT WATCH. Working up to something? With fresh WINDSHIELD WASH and all the fresh OIL the getaway car is ready to go!

(Submitted by 6magine )

Only 340 days till the Princess Diaries go on sale again!

(Submitted by Forest Lake )

I work at the Forest Lake store, and I must admit that this is a cool site... My only issue is that you don't spend enough at Wal-Mart... What is your highest purchase? I have looked at a lot of yours, and I have not seen any over $50.00... Maybe it's just me, but I RARELY have a customer who spends less than $50.00...

(Submitted by THE ROCK )

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WAL MART... YOU KNOW "COACH" THE ROCK HAS NOTICED ALL THESE JABRONI'S COMING IN HERE LOOKING AT THESE RECEIPTS, AND PEOPLE ARE DROPPING REPLIES LEFT AND RIGHT, TOP AND BOTTOM, DROPPING SO MANY REPLIES LIKE FLYS ON FRESH POOP. BUT NOW THE ROCK HAS COME HERE FOR MATT KRIEG. YOU KNOW MATT, THE ROCK THIS IS ALL FUNNY, THE RECEIPTS HAVE BEEN SAYING PRINCESS DIARIES SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN, AND THE WINDSHEILD WIPER FLUID... WELL, THE ROCK IS SPEECHLESS.. BUT THE WATCH, THE WATCH, ITS NOT AS EXPENSIVE LIKE ROCKS 50,000 ROLEX THAT "BLING BLING" IN THE SUNLIGHT BUT STILL, MATT YOUR A JABRONI AND WHENEVER YOU WANNA TAKE ME TO THE RING, I'LL BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU TO SMACK DOWN HOTEL, WHERE ITS LOCATED ON JABRONI DRIVE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE. AND IF YOU FEEL LUCKY MATT, YOU WILL KNOW YOUR ROLE!!!

(Submitted by bill )

u spend a lotta time at wally- world!

(Submitted by ME )

GET A LIFE!!!!

(Submitted by Booby Doo )

What is happening here? All the posters have become W*M employees - is this a job generation scheme or sumfin?

(Submitted by granny )

Very disappointed. I really thought it was about time for some more dirt. Keep on cleaning.

(Submitted by granny )

And the condition of this receipt is less than perfect. You should be more careful with your collectiables.

(Submitted by wally fan )

Derek, Just glad you made it back to visit with Matt. Next time don't stay away so long.

(Submitted by whosthere )

This guy's gotta have 16 million frequent flyer miles on his Visa card. Geeeze Man. And how much watch CAN you buy for $6.43??

(Submitted by delldiva )

What,no body wash? You're dirty, dude! WTF?

(Submitted by delldiva )

At least your windshield is clean!

(Submitted by TommyTuttle )

My god there are some HOT women who post here. I think there should be quasi-chatroom meetings around the world based on the Wal-Mart receipt website.

(Submitted by something for the ladies )

Thought the female onlookers might want to appreciate the grueling commute that Matt Krieg must tackle each and every day on his way to work: Directions (Miles) 1. Start out going South on NE 1ST ST towards N 5TH AVE by turning left. (0.1) 2. Turn RIGHT onto N 4TH AVE. (0.1) 3. Turn LEFT onto N MAIN ST. (0.3) 4. Turn RIGHT onto CENTER AVE W/US-10. (1.1) 5. Turn RIGHT onto 34TH ST N. (0.1) 6. Turn RIGHT onto CENTER AVE W/US-10. (0.1) It's a total of 1.6 (or 1.8) miles with more than a mile of it on the same, monotanous road. Lets hope that Matt opts for the scenic route a couple of times a week. Personally I think that we should begin a habit of sending single $2 bills to Matt's home address from his many fans all over America. I will not post his home address here but it's very easily obtained at excite.com... click on people finder... in Dilworth, MN where this Wal Mart is. Take the time to send Matt $2 at home and tell him we love the Wal-Mart receipt website. (that's right, forget the guy who buys all of this stuff, he's anonymous! He can be the unsung hero while we shower Matt Krieg with $2 bills and attention!!!)

(Submitted by Mintu Pragya )

It's 1/13/02... how can all these people have wrote about this receipt in 2 days?? -Mintu Pragya

(Submitted by lambie )

*danglin' my legs over the toaster box edge*...awwwwww Derek, sweet sweet Derek, gonna clean my WHITE GLOBE with the WINDSHIELD WASH..and then are we gonna time it on the SPORTS WATCH...hmmmm...kinnnnnnky...b ut I like it! *wink**wink*

(Submitted by Dal (owned and operated by Dahlsad Enterprises) )

Hang on there, Sporto. I realize that discovering "there truly IS a Matt" is heady stuff but let's not forget the true mental, physical, and economic engine behind all of this. DEREK owns MATT KRIEG, BAY-BEE. Matt is just a puppet in Derek's parade.

(Submitted by Dal )

hey lambie, isn't Mintu Pragya an ancient Aztec site? By the way, you mind squirting some of that WNDSHLD WASH my way, please?

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Duke, welcome to the toaster box. Please, pull up a COOKIE SHEET and make yourself at home. Can I offer you a somewhat mushy nanner? By the way, nice footwork up there with the first poster dance. Leila didn't know what she was doing on the last receipt. Hey, has anyone seen Habib around? Maybe he's over in the 2STORY CONDO... I'm heading over there to look.

(Submitted by Huh? )

**dancing the #26 poster dance**

(Submitted by Uh Huh? )

?? This receipt has a nice- lived in look... Cookie Monster stayed away... and do you think Derek will be able to JUST DO IT with a $6.43 SPORT WATCH? Whatitupwiththat?

(Submitted by The Princess )

Dear Diary, Today was Sunday. Helvetica, Calomine and I wandered the garden maze until we became quite disoriented. Thankfully, I was clever enough to call out WNDSHLD WASH such that we were detected and thereby rescued from the treacherous monkey grass by the kindly Lord Balmain. Later we had tea. I must admit I am quite taken by his arm muscles and bare chest.

(Submitted by The Princess )

Dear Diary, Today was Sunday. Helvetica, Calomine and I wandered the garden maze until we became quite disoriented. Thankfully, I was clever enough to call out WNDSHLD WASH such that we were detected and thereby rescued from the treacherous monkey grass by the kindly Lord Balmain. Later we had tea. I must admit I am quite taken by his arm muscles and bare chest.

(Submitted by The Princess )

Dear Diary, I seem to be stuck in a time warp and I feel as if my days are repeating themselves. Oh, will December 19th never arrive? This tiara is heavy.

(Submitted by Imagine )

But of course Derek can buy a SPORT WATCH for 6.43 and you know it's good, because says WE SELL FOR LESS

(Submitted by Imagine )

...because Wal-Mart says...

(Submitted by Imagine )

Nice tiara Susie. Is that Tiffany or Zwarovski?

(Submitted by The Lord Balmain )

M'dear, do I have to keep telling you? Monkey grass is only found at our summer place in Rajipur, behind the polo stables! That stuff you were lolling about in was pure stalithnicai enervestii, the common or vulgar Fargo fescue.

(Submitted by Shecky )

Why was the Queen Balmain disappointed on her wedding night? Because she always thought a ruler was 12 inches....

(Submitted by michael )

well i see that more and more people have come to the site. "If you build it they will come!", has never been so true

(Submitted by Benn )

...finally, a site for the rest of us...

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

GODDAMN I missed it again.And there,s so many more people about that toaster box is goner burst soon! Hey is sport watch actually a watch or just a ticket that allows you to watch sport?I,m getting confused. Hey do you think theres a portal into Matt Kriegs brain,we could all take turns in being him for an hour or two.

(Submitted by The Princess )

Yes, Shecky, and imagine her dismay when Lord Balmain presented 13 and 1/3 inches! Dear Imagine, I fear I am not Princess Susie, rather I am quite another Princess altogether. Oh, dear! Lord Balmain, I stand thoroughly abashed. How embarrasing to find one has erroneously misappropriated one's bush.

(Submitted by Huh? )

*getting out duct tape** *!!% &#$~ WHOA!!! Doggone toaster box, the sides just ripped out *lotsa newbies* Hang on everybody while I tape this up..... ~~ There, that should do it for now...

(Submitted by Working Class Huh? )

Ok Cecil, Emily and ME ~~ Off I go to GET A LIFE!! What fun...

(Submitted by Holmes )

Damn...that's a TIGHT box.

(Submitted by Habib )

Hey Chiqster! I just got back from my local WAL*MART, I wanted to see if I could get my own SPORT WATCH for 6 bucks and some change. Unfortunately, they were all out, and I had to settle for a BOX WATCH. Not a bad deal, actually...until she caught me. So, how'd the nanner pills work?

(Submitted by grandaddy )

Nanner pills are a bit like mixing vodka and night nurse.Your not sure if you wanna dance or go and have a good lie down.If you do lie down you can have your very own party on the floor in slow motion.

(Submitted by Imagine )

Forgive me, Princess. I am sure you are wearing genuine 19th Century jewels. Hey, Huh! Getting two lives, even? What happened to the first one?

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Hey uk chick!Slide down my length of love you bad ass love wench.OOoppss sorry forgot myself there for a minute. Hello everyone,having a good day ?

(Submitted by Rachele )

Wow, you guys must watch this site like Hawks!!! There are alot of posts for it only being 2 days after he visited Walmart... Coool site.. keeps me entertained on those long boring days at work.. Keep it up.. can I dance too the ?? poster dance?? Whooo Hooo!!! :)

(Submitted by Habib )

Welcome Rachele...want some popcorn???

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Huh? Like I always say "If ya can't Fix it, DUCT it."

(Submitted by Mister JiffyLube )

Let's see, sir... that's oil, filter, and winshield washer fluid. Looks like you could use a little anti-freeze too.

(Submitted by princesssusie )

Hello to all,sorry to be late one was just chilling out with ones nephew and trying out some of that excellent illegal substance *coronet falls off* Gud ahhrfternun The Princess, soooooooooopah okaaay yahhh..........

(Submitted by Dally )

yummmm...extra butter

(Submitted by The Princess )

Felonious, bring the ponies round front, would you? susieprincess and I wish do go for a jaunt.

(Submitted by princesssusie )

Yes,on! to Walmart! for more Sparkle Rol and White Globes and Cheese Nips and other regal stuff

(Submitted by The Lord Balmain )

M'dear, the fox left hours ago, just after the tea and crumpets! All that's left now to chase is Grimbling, my ancient retainer. Felonious, there's a good chap, give Grimbling a lift down to the front gates, give him a bit of a head-start, what?

(Submitted by lambie )

*knockin' on the lid of the toaster box...FROM THE INSIDE*...heeeeeeey can anyone hear me?????...someone duct taped me IN! heeeeeeeelp!!!

(Submitted by smiles4321 )

Hey, everyone.

(Submitted by kay4ever22 )

dude, walmart is liek a religon now, it even has it`s own fan club! though, as oppose to k-mart, walmart 4ever

(Submitted by The Duke )

*mmmmm*mushy nanners are th best, thanks chiqca.

(Submitted by Cakes )

lambie, lambie, are you ok?? Can you hear us!!

(Submitted by Skip Stephenson )

Uh, I thought this site was about comments on the receipts? What gives with the "nanners"? Insight, please.

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Hey Lambie !We will be in to rescue you once these "nanners" have worn off.Such a slooooooooooooow partaaaaaa !!!!!!!

(Submitted by Bad Alex Trebek Impersonator )

<with knowing look, shaking head> No Skip, I'm sorry, the correct answer is "What annoying inspeak."

(Submitted by Habib )

*sigh* Skip, "nanners" are like Harley Davidsons...if I have to explain it to you, you STILL wouldn't understand.

(Submitted by Habib )

Opps...SPORT WATCH!!!

(Submitted by You Got To Bring Something To The Party, Boy If You Party Here )

Exactly Habib...check it out, the Duke got it immediately and he is new here. Damn he even got the 'first poster' dance. Say, Alex, if you read a receipt or two you'd see 'nanners' is not "inspeak". Nothing more annoying than a person who just shows up and expects the crowd to stop for them.

(Submitted by Dalliance )

Watch out for the peel, Skip! WNDSHLD WASH!!

(Submitted by Tony )

I like this. In an eerie way, it is like being a voyeur, but harmlessly. So, how do you like the sportswatch?

(Submitted by Cakes )

it ain't over 'til The Nanner Lady sings....

(Submitted by Habib )

*sitting back with a beer, waiting for the show*

(Submitted by Coach )

*pulling up a chair, joining Habib for the SPORT WATCH*

(Submitted by Cakes )

Did you bring popcorn?

(Submitted by Scarface )

Here we go...popcorn and a nanner...

(Submitted by Cakes )

Oh my......!

(Submitted by The Nanner Lady )

*singing off key* Do these GIRLS BRIEFS make me look fat? *wrapping Habib's SPORT WATCH around my shapely derriere*

(Submitted by Dally )

Yummy...extra butter!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*phew!* Yuk, nanner-flavored popcorn ... sucks! Ah, wash it down with a little WINDSHLD WASH, all better now *\0/*

(Submitted by Huh? )

*giggling with glee* Say there Skip, is that a nanner in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Now THERE is some inspeak for you, courtesy of Huh?

(Submitted by Popcorn & Huh? = Party )

*munching popcorn* I've decided this "getting a life" stuff is a big bunch of crap. I'd rather hang out here in the box with Lambie ... say... did anyone poke holes in the box lid so air could get through????

(Submitted by Chiquita Banana w/ fruit on my head )

Skip, let's just say if your BOTTOM is DRI, then the nanner ain't doing its job. I'd suggest one with some real girth... then one of the guys here can show you how to do the Flying Nun.

(Submitted by lambie )

*tappin' gently on the toaster box lid*..the least you people could do is push some popcorn thru..with some nanner juice....OH..and a flashlite would be nice...WAIT..maybe the SPORT WATCH has a lighted dial on it...hmmmmm....HEEEEEELP ME...I'M SKEERED OF THE DARK! Grandaddy? Huh? Dal? Habib?? anyone?...IS anyone there??

(Submitted by Dal )

*drilling a hole..poking a kernel thru..one kernel..two kernels..sticking in straw attached to a big ol' nanner* There ya go lambie-chop..now suckkkkk real hard. *sticking eye to hole and peeking in* How was it? Want some more?

(Submitted by lambie )

*gulp**gulp*...thanks Dal...that hit the spot... *burp*...'cuse me!

(Submitted by More Dal )

I'm with you, Huh?, that Life thing is just a helluva lot of trouble. Sorta like a goldfish. Nice fruit there, Chiqs. *absentmindedly poking kernel into hole*

(Submitted by Balmain Boy )

Hurrah! DIY time! *rigs up 300 metres of extension cord, lays out drill bits, power tools, sanding paper and can of Foster's. Straps on tool belt*. Here you go, Lambie, I'll have this Apono bulb set up in no time. *wets finger, sticks it in socket to see if the power is on* OWWW! *it is*

(Submitted by Dally Imp )

I am so digging the tool belt, BB.

(Submitted by lambie )

*peerin' out the little hole* got a boo boo BB? *thinkin'*..now I'm cold...brrrrrrr...maybe if I start a fire in here....whatchas think?

(Submitted by The Body Electric )

DANG, Tiger, how many holsters you got on that thing anyway? We're talking some serious tool toting...whoa baybee!

(Submitted by Tool Belt Boy )

Hang in there, Lambie, this apono bulb will be installed in a jiffy!. Now, let's see what the directions say: "Take the pieces from the package, lay them out as per the graph. Gathering the bits you'll need, removing what you shouldn't have." OK. "With the implement provided, ease the bearings to the left. Push the little angled mullion up into the socket 'F'." There! "This will free the moulded bracket holding back the nylon strand. Draw the slippery ring and coupling through the right hand rubber band. Put the topside downside outside Push the inside upside down. Underneath the left-hand wingnut, Press the backward folding crown. " Hmm. Seem to have a few bits left over. Oh well! "Lifting overlapping side flaps, lower in to fit the screws. Pack up tools. Retire to distance. Don protective hat. Light fuse." Here we go, lambie!

(Submitted by Imagine )

Hey, BB, that sounds like the instructions I got at a party Friday night. Cover your ears, lambie, this could get noisy!

(Submitted by uk chick )

Hey England calling! I go away for a few days and Big D goes shopping - will I ever get in the top 5? So, in my absence I see Lambie's getting an on-line education - careful we don't get over stimulated as Derek's not bought any lubricant since before New Years and the windsheild wash just doesn't cut it!!!

(Submitted by Cakes )

Hey - England calling here too!! Greetings uk chick and the rest of you funsters....Chiq - I just LOVE that fruit!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

*party on!!* Since we're calling out greetings, add mine from the blustery cold midwest. Hey Lambie, take a peekie through that little hole -- what's BB wearing under that tool belt? *sigh* I just love a guy in a uniform...pass the popcorn...

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Yeah "big up" the Derek massive in a "sarf london " stlyee.Got any nanners ? Sorted !

(Submitted by Cakes )

Yo Grandaddy, I feel we could be related, I'm "sarf london" myself - although I emigrated to middle-england a while back!!

(Submitted by Paul )

"The British are coming! The British are coming!"

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Stand back Yanks its time for that Dunkirk spirit to rise again.Ah bollocks ,the "nanners" have kicked in again.Cake smy long lost relative! Why after all this time ?!YOURNOTMY FATHER,I,ll never rule the universe with you !

(Submitted by princesssusie )

Darling lambie how too too awful to be stuck in that toaster box, can on help in some way? *Passing JIGBLADE to Tool Belt Boy*

(Submitted by Imagine )

I am from California myself. I've been to London, though. Oh! Here's a little open end where it says "open other end!" Crawling in and looking around for lambie.

(Submitted by Fred )

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green? About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde paw.

(Submitted by lieu )

remember habib, a watched box never spoils.

(Submitted by Habib )

...but sometimes they smell like it.

(Submitted by Jewelry Box )

Is that extra butter in your hand or were you just happy to see me?

(Submitted by JB )

Sorry Fred, no dark green dog although I have seen a shaved kitty with a silver ring through one ear. Does that help?

(Submitted by Dally )

NYC via Alabama--Roll Tide Roll-- over here although I did live in Cambridge, UK for a couple of years. Grandaddy I think we may have met there. Done much punting?

(Submitted by Fred )

Pics???

(Submitted by Jewelry Box )

Yes, Fred, we'd love some!

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Yer - put seven knicker on Time and Tide, number 7 in the 7th at Epsom - it was the 7th of July. Guess what? It came last!

(Submitted by lambie )

*climbin' OUT of the toasterbox* FREE at last, I'm free at last....ooooooooh la la..niiiiiice TOOL belt there BB..*wink**wink* Thanks kidz for all the help in freein' me from the box...but maybe next time, look before you close the lid...never know who might be in there lookin' around all the old reciepts....HOLD IT! did someone say PARTY FRIDAY NITE?? where? what time? what can I bring?

(Submitted by Huh? )

I see London, I see France, I see somebody's underpants. *grabbing party hat* Woo hoo, party's on and I'm bringing the SQUAWKERS!!!

(Submitted by lambie )

...and...I'll bring the TISSU!

(Submitted by Push + Popcorn + Huh? = Party )

PERCY! We absobloodlutely have to have BOXABLE PUSH, no party is complete without one!! What time is the party, I'm feeling a bit peckish?

(Submitted by The Duke )

Did I hear someone say party? Cool, I'll be there with my party hat on, and thats it!

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Hey someone,s just used my name !Get back to your own parallel universe!"punting up river as we speak"

(Submitted by uk chick )

I'm looking out the WHITE GLOBES for Friday - any idea how many we'll need? Trouble is though, they normally retail at £15 (GBP) - Ole dealer Matt Kreig is pushing down the market value!!

(Submitted by Lonnie Donnegan )

Just one thing I wanna know, all you folk roiling about in the toasterbox 'o Life: Does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

(Submitted by Huh? )

~~Bet you're all jealous to learn that Matt Krieg might be my date for the big party ! *batting eyelashes*

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's Date is Huh? )

I'm certain that Matt loves WHITE GLOBES, UK Chick, bring lots-n-lots!! I hear that sometimes he devotes entire endcap displays to them ~~ probably due to the Godforsaken blasted cold weather here, no one's WHITE GLOBES have seen daylight for months.

(Submitted by uk chick )

The Brits are on the move!! *WHITE GLOBES* are on us! I'll pick up the original grandaddy, Cakes and one of the Princesses on the way - but we'll need more *nanners* - anyone know where to get them in this country?

(Submitted by K-mart )

Damn you!!! Damn you all to hell!!!

(Submitted by Cakes )

Strumpetshire! Where I live, that's where you'll find nanners - I'll be waiting by the gate for you uk chick!

(Submitted by batteries not included )

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

(Submitted by uk chick )

I'm sensing young *K-mart* isn't feeling the love - someone obviously didn't invite him to the party!! Throw him a *BOXABLE PUSH* or we'll make him empty Grandaddy's colostomy bag after a particularly heavy night on the nanners!!!

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Hey ! Now what a minute.I,ll still give you a damn good seeing to young lady.Ooops.......could you give me a hand with my belt??

(Submitted by lieu )

a day without headlights is like a day without sunshine.

(Submitted by Rain Man )

K-Mart sucks.

(Submitted by Pondering Huh? )

Hmmm..I have to ask ... ~ are English Muffins and crumpets related? Or just friendly cousins? ~~

(Submitted by Habib )

Elephino...I've never eaten a crumpet...

(Submitted by Dal )

TESTES!

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Cakes, Huh? has a question about English Muffins. Can you help her out? Hey, has anybody else tried out the validation 9GNQ. It's the best one yet. Leaves me all warm & fuzzy inside.

(Submitted by Imagine )

Imagine there's APPROVAL, it's easy if you try. Imagine VALIDATION, imagine TRANS ID. Imagine there is PAYMENT for SERVICE with an E. Oh oh oh is the CHANGE DUE, wooooooh because WE SELL FOR LESS.

(Submitted by lieu )

boobies.

(Submitted by Grandaddy )

Right! I,m going away for the weekend and when I get back there better be no more receipts .That is until I,m good and ready to be in the top ten at least!You got me ?

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

"Sunglasses and a Bonnet. And designer jeans with applique on it." - Fred

(Submitted by Insane Huh? )

Check this one out: http://www.essbasetools.com/in stest.htm

(Submitted by Huh? )

*HINT HINT* Butt~~ don't copy- n-paste cuz Derek's program puts a space in there 'tween "in" and "stest". Take out that space, boys and girls, cats-n- jammers..... party on kids!

(Submitted by Happy Feet )

**twirling my tassles** Like my new dress? *watch me spin* What time's the party? Looks like Grandaddy ditched us~~oh well~~at least I have Matt Krieg to comfort me.

(Submitted by lambie )

*climbin' up on the toaster box with the bull horn* RISE AND SHINE peoples! lets start a chant...get our bud Derek motivated into gettin' us a new reciept! GOOOO DEREK GOOO! GOOOO DEREK GOOO! (btw, its a GLORIOUS day in W.Va...IF YOU LIKE SNOW UP TO YOUR HINNEY!, lol) all the more reason to get Derek to Wallys..I need a snow shovel!

(Submitted by OU812 )

ATTN DEREK: Make all our dreams come true...we need NEW RECEIPT! Pronto! ....can't go on much longer...NEED NEW RECEIPT

(Submitted by Inspector Huh? )

GO GO GADGET... RECEIPT!!!

(Submitted by sponge bob )

i'm scared. very scared.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I AM GOING TO TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WASH THAT.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

I AM GOING TO TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WASH THAT.

(Submitted by ou812 )

sponge bob, I'm scared too. Hold me.

(Submitted by square pants )

sponge bob & ou812, you're both sissies. Drink some of this WNDSHLD WASH & toughen up.

(Submitted by lambie )

*wunderin'*...do you'uns think grandaddy is gonna bring us back something from his little trip?

(Submitted by ou812 )

I thing grandaddy is buying us all a PRIZE. Selected inidividually with each of in mind.

(Submitted by eat me )

this is so funny! you must have lots of friends to do this web site lol

(Submitted by Lacy )

I just came upon this site when I was searching Walmart for crib prices (I am going to be a Grandma in about two months). I am ROTFLMAO!!!! I should have saved all my Walmart receipts and put a website up, too. My receipts tend to be HUGE because I am a shop-a-holic, so I now try to avoid Wally-world like the plague...hehehahaha...because I can never leave that store without spending a hundred bucks! I am bookmarking your site so I can come by anytime I get an urge to shop...hehe

(Submitted by Muchacha )

ummmmmm,Lacy can I borrow 5 bucks?

(Submitted by Huh? )

*! picking up Lacy and dusting her off !* Welcome to all Newbies, so glad we can be a source of amusement for you all! As for me, I'm just killing time until Grandaddy returns, can't wait for my prize ~.~.~.~ I wonder .~.~.~ think it will have anything to do with White Globes?? ~~~

(Submitted by Snow White Huh? )

#*throwing a snowball*# I think Lambie *might* get her snowshovel if she behaves. ~~~~> And as for UK Chick, maybe she will get the gift that keeps on giving???

(Submitted by BBoy )

you mean a puppy?

(Submitted by Continental Huh? )

BB, wouldn't a dingo be more appropriate?

(Submitted by lambie )

I've been good...honest, really, I have...okkkk...ALRIGHT..I confess...I was bad once..but I was good at it! now..whens grandaddy gettin' back...cause my snow is melting FAST! might as well just forget the snow shovel and make my prize...a SURprize!

(Submitted by BalmainBoy )

ummm...dingoes and those of us not intimate with the ways of the bush (ie mummy never let me watch Croc Dundee) dont go together - indeed, usually have tragic results, as recent events have shown. Best to keep out of THAT briar patch, young HUH ...

(Submitted by Mikey )

I just had monkey flavored ice cream. Weird...

(Submitted by Mikk )

I mean it tasted weird. Not that the fact that they make the stuff is weird. Weird in a kinda good way though. The mint helped a little bit. For those interested I believe it's called Mint Monkey.

(Submitted by uk chick )

Hey - do you mean Chunky Monkey? And what's all this about the gift that keeps on giving ~~~ the *CLAP*?? Or was that just last years?

(Submitted by Bluejean )

Gee, Derek, I guess your site has brought KMart to its knees.

(Submitted by YKW )

Kmart isn't the ONLY thing he's brought to their knees around here.

(Submitted by Dal )

heeheehee, ain't that the truth!

(Submitted by Dally )

Attention: It has recently come to my attention that many of you are functioning on a level that is considerably higher than my own. Now, Stop it!!

(Submitted by Tygerlily in NYC )

Ya'll remember when Derek levitated in the Wal*Mart parking lot? That was so damn cool. Let us all now bow to the force that is Derek. Kumbaya.

(Submitted by Uh Huh? )

~~~~> BB, thanks for tip and I will avoid any and all Dingos that show up in midwestern United States. <====> And by the way, isn't that ice cream flavor called "Spank the Monkey"? So rich and creamy, who could resist"

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Dally, dddduhhhhhhhhhhhhh. How's dat???????

(Submitted by Birchgrove? mmmm, Bankstown, mmm no, Balmain! )

Ah yes, that Arthur McCormack. Such a practical joker. Got a word generator off the Internet, and produced his own folio of publications. Who can forget "Sister in Law of Buddha", or "Longitude of Urine"? Such happy days, such nice people!

(Submitted by Reminiscing Huh? )

*sigh* No one could generate a word like Art "The Fart" McCormack". My personal favorite was "Shoppers Paradise by the Dashboard Lights".

(Submitted by Dalliance of Grey Acres )

Hey "Longitude of Urine" was a damn fine book.

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Of course, Art's indisputable masterpiece was "The Blood Worm and the Fury" But my favorite was "Manly Love in the Time of Pre-cut Carp". I cried my eyes out over that one *sniff*

(Submitted by rusty )

*humbly bowing* All hail the great and wise Derek, may he be blessed for all time. (was it Mint Monkey Chunks? Wait a second, don't tell me, the nanner comes with it?)

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Would you like to join me in eating a potted plant? Anyone? It's dead, if that's what you're worried about. So join me for a light snack.

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