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4 January 2002
Visitor Comments:
(Submitted by Leila )
This is the first time I have
stumbled onto this site. Very
creative use of receipts
indeed...
(Submitted by lambie )
Body Wash...I need my body
washed with the White
Globe...then I can be
refilled...with WHAT I
dunno...but...I GOTTA have my
body washed!
(Submitted by Dal )
Hot Damn, we got a WHITE
GLOBE and thank goodness too
cause the old one was getting
pretty dinghy.
(Submitted by JoJo )
I wonder if this Matt Krieg
guy is hot...
(Submitted by Chiquita )
I'm stunned. This is Leila's
first time here ever, and not
only did she get first poster
status, but she got first-
poster-of-the-year honors &
did no dance whatsoever! Not
even a little toe tapping.
Nuthin. Sometimes life just
ain't fair no matter how many
times you REFILL your 409.
(Submitted by Huh? )
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW
RECEIPT!!!! WOO HOO, I'm
doing the 6th place
boogie!!! (I also noticed
that Lambie was 2nd and
didn't do the 2nd-place-
poster-dance? Whatsa matta?)
(Submitted by Huh? )
<< continuing on last year's
mammary theme >> Just one
white globe? Would that be
considered "cyclops"?
(Submitted by Pondering Huh? )
<< paranoia rules >> STOP
TETR -- that's what it spells
if you put all the letters
from the top row together. Is
this a subliminal message?
And just what exactly
is "TETR"??
Why should we stop it?
(Submitted by michael )
Happy new year to all of you
and d too. well im kinda like
this cool club, see ya next
posting!
(Submitted by lambie )
my lawsie..what WAS i
thinking?? *{_/_}**{_\_}* now
as I ask you..hows THAT for
shakin' my bootie?..imagine
what I'll do now for a hat
tippin' from that flirtie
cowboy...whoooohoooo..*dancin'
on top of the toaster box
and singing*..HAPPY NEW YEAR
KIDZ!
(Submitted by mellyn )
could we get all your wal-
mart reciepts and roll around
naked with them?
(Submitted by tumbleweed )
i like the way you think,
mellyn.
(Submitted by Dalliance )
Ain't it the truth, Sister
Chiqs! *rubbing my WHITE
GLOBE absent-mindedly*
(Submitted by miss mayum )
Hey Y'all,
So how long has this Matt
Krieg person been the
manager?? Does anybody know?
I'm thinkin' all that 409 an'
Body Wash is the reason the
ol' globe is white, huh?
*sigh* Y'all
(Submitted by uk chick )
Hey there crazy gang - happy
new year!!! So Derek went a
whopping two weeks without a
visit with Matt Kreig - do ya
think they fell out over the
holidays and that's the
reason he's needing to refil
the 409?
(Submitted by lieu )
white globe is what robert
downey jr. finds in his
kleenex. every time he
sneezes, columbia says "bless
you".
(Submitted by grandaddy )
I was getting a little tired
of not being so quick off the
block and missing
first,second or even third
poster dances but as I
bodywash my white globes I
feel 409 refilled."TETR" ?
Isn,t that Latin for spank.uk
chick will know.Ya MOOKS !
(Submitted by MOGGEE )
6.5% tax on $8.91 is only
57.915 cents. NOT 58 cents
as charged. More of Derek's
money for Wal Mart.
(Submitted by Scout )
Hey! Those blue vests aren't
cheap y'know.
(Submitted by uk chick )
Well Grandaddy, "te# tr$" is
infact wookie for take me big
boy, these Wal-Mart receipts
appear regularly to be in
contact with various alien
life forms - infact I'm sure
that the wonderous Mr Matt
Krieg is in colusion with
these other beings and that
being manager of Derek's
local walmart is merely a
front!!!!
(Submitted by grandaddy )
first I,m worrying about
Derek losing money then
gettin offers I can,t
refuse.I don,t speak Wookie
but keep talkin an I,ll get
my wheelchair right on over
to you uk chick.Its time to
ruffle your feathers."hat
tippin all the way"
(Submitted by uk chick )
Woah there tiger - you'll be
wanting me to roll my "white
globes" into your "body
wash" - can the pace maker
handle the heat?
(Submitted by Imagine )
Wow! WHAT A SITE! You just
made the "Earthlink Email
Newsletter," so watch the
traffic go up. Note for
Lambie: you don't have to
take off the 10K HRT PND to
use the BODY WASH.
(Submitted by Just so you know... )
I'm explaining to imagine, that newsletter's traffic
will be a drop in the bucket that is the huge
resevoir that is Derek's amount of hits.
(Submitted by lambie )
Imagine...I DONT? NOW you
tell me...oh well...didn't
wanna get it all soapie with
the BODY WASH...just think of
the bubbles it would have
made on the WHITE
GLOBE...*dagglin' my feet
over the toaster box*..wonder
when our next trip to Wally's
is...and wonder what
surprises Derek has in store
for us....awww, can't wait!
can't wait!
(Submitted by Wakimon )
And they say I'm nuts?
(Submitted by lambie )
*whisperin'*...psssssst! I
think Wakimon has all the
leftover almonds...
(Submitted by michael )
hello all you crazy fun
people i cant wait for the
next posting!!!!
(Submitted by Sven )
For all those interested in
MATT KRIEG, why not give
him a call at 218/291-0985.
Just remember, his wife's
name is Sandy.
(Submitted by cooter )
You tore the receipt. You
should have more respect. If
there's anything I can't
stand, it's torn or crumpled
receipts.
(Submitted by dringo )
$9.49 on your visa... at
21.5% it will take you 11.75
years to pay that off. hopes
that's a big bottle of body
wash...
(Submitted by princesssusie )
Melon are you there? *gazing
into the White Globe * Was it
you that nibbled the receipt?
Hello everyone anyway.
(Submitted by AbiCakes )
Hello princesssusie - how's
you?
(Submitted by Huh? )
<< whispering softly >> I
think Cookie Monster ate the
corner off that receipt...
(Submitted by Huh? )
<< clapping wildly >> OH BOY,
OH GEE OH GOLLY --
the "Earthlink Email
Newsletter"!! The world will
be reading my posts, now I AM
SOMEBODY! Woo hoo, stop me
from typing something silly!!!
(Submitted by gweduck )
Hey, there is enough information here for a book on Derek
and his love affair with Wal-mart and reciepts. Title:
"Always" or "Derek and Matt"?
Which leads to the fact that Matt has held his job with
Wally World for a Loooong time. Think I might plan a trip
to MN and meet both Derek and Matt.
(Submitted by grandaddy )
So little on the receipt but
so much to write about.Did
wakimon eat all the
almonds,is the cookie monster
eat`in the receipts.Have I
had a chance to get my hands
on uk chick?
Tune in next time folks ! ! !
(Submitted by Theskeptic )
Could Matt Krieg by related to
ex-Seatle Seahawk QB, Dave Krieg?
(Submitted by chris )
Kind of prejudice arn't you?
Now go back to the store and
buy a black globe.
(Submitted by lieu )
it's easier just to buy an 818
in the first place.
(Submitted by Theskeptic )
PS: I linked here via the
Earthlink Newletter. It won't
be long now, Derek. The big
bucks will be rolling in soon.
Think of all the
saucers...the potting
soil...the white globes...THE
GLOBES, MAN, THE GLOBES!
Globes...globes and bodywash
as far as the eye can
see....God, I love this country.
(Submitted by BOB )
IT IS A CUSTOM TO BURN YOUR
WALMART RECEIPTS EVERY 12th
NIGHT, ALONG WITH THE
CHRISTMAS TREE.
(Submitted by Bobkat2 )
Saw your site on the
Earthlink Newsletter. And to
think that all these years I
have been throwing away all
of these valuable
receipts!!! Love this site,
wish that I could have
thought of this for my
website, I am stuck with a
click and build for dummies!
Keep up the great work and
the people who respond really
make this a great site.
(Submitted by Her Royal HighnessDeDe )
Derek, Bless you, dear boy. I
have long mourned the fact I
had nothing of interest or
importance with which to make
my own site. Well, no more.
You have given me HOPE!!!
Everyone, keep your eyes
peeled for "Scooter's Vet
Records.com" He's scheduled
for a nail clipping so it
should get off to a bang-up
start!!! If I can dig out
his puppy shot's folder -
look out! ;-)
Great site. I do love the
quirky side of life.
(Submitted by God )
what the hell?
(Submitted by Imagine )
Well, what do you know!
First thing in the morning
and here I am! Some kinda
sucker, eh? Or is it the
WHITE GLOBE in my dreams? Or
is it Lambie? Any room left
to sit on the toaster box,
people?
(Submitted by S.Kaye )
Wow... You can tell so much
already from this guy...
A) He has gone to register 11
about 5 times out of 8
reciepts so far...
B) If the store is anything
like mine (yes...I work at
wal-mart) then he goes in the
same side everytime... C) he
has a baby girl! Wow... it's
like watching the kid grow up
through the reciepts :O
ST#259
(Submitted by Dalliance )
Hands off Derek you earthlink
tarts!!! He's MINE...MINE you
hear!! Now, then, with that
said...Welcome to the Toaster
Box, People!! Grap a GLOBE
and jump in! -hey, watch the
nanners-.
(Submitted by Leomarth )
time to post my useless
dribble here. i, too, saw
this website in the earthlink
newsletter. pretty amazing I
must say. not sure to
congratulate you, or what.
does anyone else notice the
wal-mart effect? you buy alot
of things that are low
priced, and without realizing
it, you've racked up like
$200 worth of items. anyway,
very entertaining site.
you've found a purpose in
this world, and let nobody
deter you from it. oh yeah,
and more walmarts need to be
open 24/7. :)
(Submitted by Dal )
susieprincess! hey..I was
just thinking about you last
night. glad to see you're
font.
(Submitted by Imagine )
Is SusiePrincess the one who
wrote the Princess Diaries?
(Submitted by Tumbleweed - your friendly tourguide )
Hey Earthlinkers, be sure to
check out this site's sister
sites.."I am", "Voices", the
Receipt Site BBS, Derek's
personal homepage, etc.
They're cool too. The links
are on the Receipts site's
homepage.
(Submitted by mptang )
It just ain't the same
without the ball gag!
(Submitted by Rob )
Sup Derek? Very interesting
site dowg.
(Submitted by Sandi )
I'm a first-time poster and
the first time I've seen
anything like this !
I did a random check of these
receipts and I must say to
Derek - I'm glad to see
you're kids are finally potty-
trained!!
Congratulations!
(Submitted by Woohoo!!!!!! )
I found this site for the
first time the other day and
forwarded the link to most of
my friends. They all love it
as much as I do. I am just
amazed at the simplicity.
(Submitted by RLS )
Derek.... Thanks for the good
laugh!!! It sure brought the
cockroaches out of the pantry
though.. Long live Wally-
World.
(Submitted by Huh? )
<< balancing party tray on
toaster box >> Wowsers, we
sure have a lotta guests here
today! Here, Earthlink
Guests, try our delicious
Nanners-n-Fudge Delites. A
favorite among the regulars.
I only hope that Timmy!
doesn't decide to visit
today, he'll scare everyone
away......
(Submitted by Huh? )
*HEADS UP SPECIAL GUESTS* Why
my personal favorite receipt
was from 17 December 2001. Oh
the fun we had with those
squakers... the oil...
<<sigh>> oh for the good old
days.
(Submitted by Huh? )
*grabbing Dal's hairbrush* It
just makes me
feel..like..singing..
MAMMARIES.... from the
corners of my mind. Misty
watercolored
MAAAAMMMMRIESSSS... of the
way we were...... **tears
glistening**
(Submitted by MOGGEE )
R.I.P Dave Thomas. I just
had a 1/4 pound "Hot & Juicy"
classic cheeseburger in your
honor.
(Submitted by Sparky )
I did ya one better
MOGGEE...a Wendy's bacon
cheeseburger and a Heineken.
Killed two birds with one
stone. Now if you'll excuse
me, I need a BODY WASH.
(Submitted by lambie )
Oh my lawsie....we're
famous!...and
hey "imagine"...always room
on the toaster box...*patting
the box*...mere, have a sit
by ole lambie..danglin' your
legs...and tell me bout your
favorite wally world
experience.....NANNER
JUICE..I need nanner juice to
keep up my strength! hellllp
me Huh!!! outta BODY WASH
too, for my WHITE GLOBEs.....
(Submitted by tamilou )
I must say, I'm totally jealous that you have just 2
more Walmart receipts than I do. I have to go now
and make a couple more trips to Walmart. Hey,
did you use that body wash on your white globes?
(Submitted by peanut )
wish my wife spent that
little at wal-mart
(Submitted by Wendy )
Man, I just found how about
Dave Thomas and I'm, like,
disconsolate. People really
need to quit that dying shit.
Seriously. I could really go
for some chili right now.
(Submitted by Dalliance w/ Bullhorn )
Okay, everybody just settle
down now! Now then, it's
getting a little tight in the
Toaster Box here so
everyone..listen up...We're
going to have to all suck it
up a little and...hey watch
it buddy! You wanna start
something with me? Do ya?
That's what I thought...Now
what we need here is a Roll
Back Special so everybody
take a deep breath...
(Submitted by socal97 )
Right on!!! This is my first
time here and I plan to be a
repeat offender ;) Kinda
kooky - I like it!!!
(Submitted by Dalliance w/Dented Bullhorn )
peanut, you and tamilou move
to the right a
little...goodgood...okay
everyone, let's see those
smiley faces! *aside* thank
gawd, Derek bought the BODY
WASH..whew!
(Submitted by Chris )
Is the toaster box getting
full yet?
(Submitted by WildBill )
First time here, this is a
hoot! More power to the
Keepers of the Receipts,
perhaps you're inspire a
Receipt Revolution!
(Submitted by Dal )
Gee. I just went back and
read over some of the old
receipts and I am *really*
obnoxious sometimes...but
didn't we have fun once upon
a time, ya'll? I really did
have fun with you guys.
(Submitted by Sick Chiq )
Sheesh, I go away for one day
with the flu & I come back to
all these Earthlink people. I
must warn all you newbies,
though, if you stay in the
toaster box, you risk
catching this nasty little
bug I've got. The doctor
prescribed a BODY WASH for me.
(Submitted by Huh? )
Hye-hey-hey!! Whose hand is
that on my a**??!! Just cuz
you're new doesn't mean you
can get fresh in this toaster
box. Getting a little close
in here. Somebody needs to
buy more "DEODERANT" (sic)
!!!
(Submitted by Huh? )
Poor Chiq, look what happens
when you stay away a day. Be
careful or the newbies will
wash your WHITE GLOBE with
BODY WASH. And as for me, I'm
on a mission to STOP TETR,
whatever that is.
(Submitted by Scout )
Chiqs, I need a BODY WASH.
(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )
THE ONLY SAVING GRACE TO THIS
RECEIPT IS MATT KRIEG!! MATT
KRIEG SELLS FOR LESS! MATT
KRIEG IS #1 IN CUSTOMER
SATISATION!! ROLLBACK PRICES
AND FORGET DARRYL MARCHETTA,
BECAUSE MATT KRIEG ROCKS AND
RULES MY WORLD!!!!
(Submitted by annie )
what the heck is white globe?
And doesn't this guy have a
sex life? Geez talk about
fetishes!
(Submitted by lambie )
everyone chant together...GO
HUH GO..*clap*..GO HUH
GO...stop that dreaded T E T
R......HEY, whoever just
grabbed my WHITE GLOBE...I
suggest you either stop
it..or...do it again...;-)
(Submitted by annie )
LAMBIE LOL! HEY I SHOP AT
WALMART A LOT!I BOUGHT MYSELF
A CROCKPOT THERE FOR $17.96!
I MAY BE ALMOST 20 BUT
HEY..EVERY GIRL HAS A DREAM
ITEM!lol
(Submitted by Me )
Why are we still advertising
Princess Diaries available
dec 18... Next time your in
tell the CSM to wake up and
smell the coffee... they are
stuck in the wrong month..
not to mention year!
(Submitted by cool beans )
haha........ this is a pretty
funny site! people that are
talking about how stupid this
website is why did i bother
looking or posting on it? oh
well none of my business! i
shop at wal-mart all the time
its right next to my house.
its a huge super wal-mart and
its cheaper than publix.
whats wrong with saving
money? i dont buy meat or
clothes there but i have my
reasons for that but
everything else there is
wonderful at a low price have
a nice day night afternoon
etc.........
(Submitted by red )
this has been quite a journey . . . an interesting
scrapbook for the one in all the dri-bottoms of the
late 90's. . . . Although i must say that what is even
more intruiging about this site, is the cult following
you've aquired . . . quite an accomplishment in
itself! . . who'd of thunk that a box of reciepts could
cause such a stir in the world wide web . . . as
useless and pointless as this is, i thouroughly
enjoyed the saga of the dri-bottoms, the mysterious
affair with shannon koch on terminal 11, the
underworld porn cirlce with chore boy, the
multi-state pot trafficing, the emaiciated cat, and
starving kid, the obvious obsession with the
backside, the betrayals going back and forth
between #1627 and #1528, the solving of the
$4.27 refill mystery and the forever present,
less-than-2-bucks VISA charge . . . thanks for the
entertainment.
(Submitted by :-) )
Dude you rock!
(Submitted by vlad )
Is it worth time to drive to
WalWart for 9.49? unless you
live there...
(Submitted by Chorus )
*sniffle* MAM-MARIES, ALL
ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT...
*handing red the hairbrush
microphone* Sing it, red.
Milk it, baby.
(Submitted by Go Bison )
Why are you visiting the Wal-
Martians when you can go to
Archie's just accross the
street? (I bought a really
cool parrot clock there about
16 years ago...) So, how is
Dilworth these years? Anyone
from Moorhead State tried
to "Drink Dilworth Dry"
lately?
(Submitted by joonbug )
DEREK AND THE REST OF YOU
MORONS NEED TO GET A LIFE!
(Submitted by joonbug )
DEREK AND THE REST OF YOU
MORONS NEED TO GET A LIFE!
(Submitted by Please be gentle this is my first time )
This site Rules!
K-Mart Sux
(Submitted by hobomike )
I know what you can do with
all your Walmart
receipts...I hear there's a
toilet paper shortage in
Afghanistan!
(Submitted by hobomike )
Drop them from a B-52 bomber
over Tora Bora with message
to Osama: "Shop at Walmart
you Bastard"!!
(Submitted by Imagine )
No, no, no, no, no! How did
I wind up here again? ...
Oh! Hi lambie! Thanx! Is
Wal-Mart like K-Mart? Or
like Walgreens? Why did
someone hand me this nanner?
(Submitted by Cakes )
Blimey it's gotten busy in
here - hello to all you new
people!! Dal, shove up a
bit, then I can squeeze in
between you & Chiq.
Anyone want to play with my
SLINKY?? Oh, have you all
met the Wal*Tart
Goddesses yet???
(Submitted by Matt )
Hi
i am a amateur reciept
collector in England and i am
very impressed by the quanity
and quality of the reciepts
on your website. i collect
mainly sainsburys and Asda
reciepts and i have been
collecting for 2 years. i
would be very interested in
maintaining contact with you
so we can talk about our love
of reciepts. i believe that
you should extend your
collection to other grocery
stores. as a varied
collection is more exciting!!
(Submitted by richard )
i want gay sex with you!!!
email me!!
you saucy reciept collector!!
you are my idol from my youth
i have photos of you and they
are stained with white
substances!!!
(Submitted by Mike )
Hi
i admire you, you sad sad sad
bastard.
you don't want to know what i
have been doing with my
typing hand...
(Submitted by RICH )
SHAG
ME
LIKE
AN
ANIMAL!!
SHOVE
YOUR
RECIPT
UP
MY
ASS!!
(Submitted by MadShrubbery )
Are the white globes light
bulbs?!
(Submitted by MadShrubbery )
New Year's Resolutions for
Derek:
1) Buy Matchbox Twenty CDs.
(I don't care if you already
own 50 of each, buy more!)
2) Buy a Swiffer.
3) Buy The Greatest
Generation.
4) Buy discounted Christmas
lights.
5) Buy a new tv.
6) Buy a new pair of sandals.
7) Buy ME a new pair of
sandals.
8) Buy Slim Fast.
9) Buy a cell phone from the
little booth Verizon pays
money to have in Wal-Mart.
10) Buy the guy/girl running
the Verizon booth a Snickers
bar.
(Submitted by MadShrubbery )
One last thing, since I
obviously can't get enough:
11) Buy The Princess Diaries!
(Submitted by The Observer )
Hmmmm..... <<slurping my
coffee>>, interesting posts.
To comment, I've said it
before and I'll say it again:
All Richards are Dicks.
(Submitted by Dally )
*sucking in my tummy* hey
Cakes!! sort of like riding
the tube in here, eh? Oh
watch it there, love, I
wouldn't recommend standing
in front of Richard or Mike
for that matter...hey..HEEYY!
!..get your globes off of
her!..sheesh, no wonder they
needed an Earthlink to get
here.
(Submitted by princesssusie )
Maybe i could re-model the
toaster box with this handy
JIG BLADE, give us a bit more
room *hunting for the BOOSTER
CABLE* Hello Imagine, so tell
us is there really no heaven?
(Submitted by whatthe? )
When you've got the 409
REFILL, the BODY WASH and the
all important WHITE GLOBE
that ties it all together,
you've reached nirvana,
baby... WalMart, It's not
just for PWTs anymore...
I'll bet the next receipt
will be for Jan 11th
shopping.
(Submitted by Chelle )
The boothes in WalMart for
cell phones here are AT&T.
Now I ask you is that all the
unsold summer stuff from up
there that is on sale down
here in FL? DON'T BUY THE
PRINCESS DIARIES, just rent
it if you must! .... doing
the bottom of the page
posting dance! Here's to
another GREAT year here!
(Submitted by Cakes )
Thanks Dal, can you hear
me? I SAID CAN YOU
HEAR ME! What a
hullabaloo in here - I'm
surprised Chiq's not woken
up with all this racket going
on.....oi, watch it with those
globes mate.....
(Submitted by Dal )
Guess the nanner flavored
robitussin knocked the little
Chiqs out. Speaking of
hullaba-loos, wonder what the
409 that guy is doing in the
bathroom. He's been in there
forever. I've really got to
peepee. Seen the boys around?
Man, if that dude doesn't
hurry up already, I'm gonna
have to pull a Flying Nun
right here...
(Submitted by Tex )
He should have bought 4 items.
(Submitted by MOGGEE )
We don't even HAVE a Wal*Mart
in San Francisco.
(Submitted by MOGGEE )
let ALONE a "Toaster Box"
(Submitted by Wow )
After visiting your site, I'm
pretty sure I'm living one of
the most exciting lives on the
planet.
(Submitted by lambie )
people! people! simmer down
now..and whoever keeps
mentioning the K word...NU
HUH...aint gonan fly around
here...we dont offer blue
light specials...keep it
up..and you get shoved OFF
the toaster box...right onto
your WHITE GLOBE...*gasp* I
need nanner juice...I'm
feeling woozie!
(Submitted by Lag_Daemon )
yeah, man...
Earthlink's linking you!
w0000h000000000!
Anyway, notice that they're
still advertising for The
Princess Diaries.... The
wally world where I live has
already stopped. And there's
only 3000 people that shop
there on a regular basis.
(Submitted by Cookie Monster )
Me eat receipt. Me like paper
almost as much as cookies.
(Submitted by Bud Weiser )
Cool site! I will have to
come back when I'm drunk to
see if it makes any sense.
(Submitted by Master Po )
Ah, but it will never make
sense, Grasshopper.
(Submitted by Receipt Fetish )
This is great. Now I have a
real reason to get a laptop
computer...so I can read this
stuff in the bathroom.
(Submitted by Master Po )
Snatch the pebble from my
hand, Grasshopper.
(Submitted by Po Master )
Pebble the snatch from my
hand, Grasshopper.
(Submitted by hobomike )
Some of you sick-os need to
find a chat room and get
outa here!
(Submitted by MadShrubbery )
Heh, the K-Mart near my town
is only good for redlight
specials. lmao
(Submitted by oleladee )
dang... that little mention
in Earthlink newsletter got
em comin' in here like ants
goin to a picnic...
musta needed the large 409
refill to clean up some o
those messes in 2001....
party on.
(Submitted by Joe Mama )
Holy snap I could stay on
this site all night! These
comments are killing me.
What is a stinking "White
Globe"?
(Submitted by micheal )
this site is just getting
better and better. I work at
Wal-Mart #1397 and i can
appreciate what is said
here. Im a csm so i know
what anguish we can all go
thourgh working there. Derek
put up a Radio Grill reciepts
(Submitted by Granny )
What, no new reciepts? Snow storm?
(Submitted by Tegan )
hmmmmm i found this site like
at 2 am its now 520 am and i
havent left,,,, when i have
someone over i have to show
them this site its hilerious
i expected to look and to not
see any past like mid 99
something like that then i
see that they are as up to
date as 6 days ago (hey yeah
i have 7 days till i'm 18 :P
happy b-day to me
(Submitted by grandaddy )
I was all alone in the world
before Granny appeared.Just
me and this little old
website in cyberspace.Now I
have people to keep me
regular like Dally,lambie
an,all.Why is everything
beautiful so very far away?
Heh enough already!Grab my
globes and shout GETINTHERE !
Everyone ROCKS ! on this site.
(Submitted by princesssusie )
Got up, tied daughter's shoelaces, chatted to old
French lady at bus stop, nice sunny day, stared at
computerscreen, so far so good, bad about the
plane in Pakistan though,yes I am a real
princesssusie
(Submitted by sweet fancy moses )
SAD, SAD, SAD.
I'm so depressed as I have
just stumbled on this site
and have SO much catching up
to do. After all, look at all
these posts! Makes me think I
nearly missed out on a
potential goldmine of useless
info and opinions. WOOHOO!
(Submitted by sweet fancy moses )
SAD, SAD, SAD.
I'm so depressed as I have
just stumbled on this site
and have SO much catching up
to do. After all, look at all
these posts! Makes me think I
nearly missed out on a
potential goldmine of useless
info and opinions. WOOHOO!
(Submitted by lambie )
welcome to the toaster box
sweet fany moses......HEY!!
HEY!! someone just did it
AGAIN...stop pinchin' my
WHITE
GLOBE...geeesh...OK..who's
got the bull horn??? need to
settle this crew down!
(Submitted by Dally )
So, I'm eating my cereal this
morning...bonjour susie,
lambie, grandaddy, cakes, and
all the rest of you beautiful
specimens...and reading the
back of the box..hobomike,
you keed to ice it one time,
m'kay?...anyway, I'm reading
the back of the box...outer
space trivia...question -
"This planet is composed
mostly of gas and liquids and
has no solid
surfaces"...answer? swear to
God...Uranus. Now, did I
*really* need to be presented
with that image so early in
the morning??????
(Submitted by Cakes )
Sounds like a question for
lieu......Good Morning Gang
(well, afternoon really here)
(Submitted by Dal )
Did i say "keed"? Well, yes I
did and I meant it too.
"Keed" from the latin verb
"Keedudetare" meaning "you
seriously ought maybe better"
(Submitted by lambie )
Girls!! Girls!! I stumbled on
to a new site...okkk..so I
didn't quite stumble on to
it..someone told me about
it...but anyhow...wonder if
we could get HIM to come sit
with us on the toaster
box...BETTER YET...wonder if
Derek could buy us one of our
very own??
nakedcowboy.com...oh my
lawwwwwwsie...hubba hubba!
*wink**wink*
(Submitted by Dal )
Good morning, Derek, you hot
love scone, you.
(Submitted by Cowgirl Dal )
Morning ladies! oooohhhh, but
I *do* love a Wrangler!!
Wonder if any of em come with
a toolbelt?
(Submitted by Cakes )
Gawd lambie - I need to get
some work done this
afternoon.....now look what
you've done!! Naked
Cowboys......I daren't look, I
can't, please stop me, I
need to get this work
done.....help me!!!
(Submitted by Cakes again )
Dal, you said "come with a
toolbelt?" Some reason,
that's made my eyes water!!
(Submitted by Dally -Head em up, move em out...Raw Hide )
High Ho Silver, but you DO
look dewy, Cakes!
(Submitted by me )
I must be lost... Does
anyone know where I can find
the department of repetitive
redundancy department?
(Submitted by me )
I must be lost... Does
anyone know where I can find
the department of repetitive
redundancy department?
(Submitted by me )
I must be lost... Does
anyone know where I can find
the department of repetitive
redundancy department?
(Submitted by Imagine )
Wal-Mart Stores (WMT: up
$0.45 to $56.85) said
December sales at stores open
at least a year rose 8
percent from the same period
one year earlier.
(Submitted by Imagine )
Yes, Princessusie there is a
heaven. Somewhere between my
laptop and the toaster box,
is a little embassy of it.
(Submitted by Inquiring Mind )
I'm a bit curious. Are you a
Boy Imagine or a Girl Imagine?
(Submitted by Sheerluck Holmes )
IM, I'd be willing to bet
Imagine is a chick, since if
she's describing what I THINK
she's describing, well, no
guy would ever refer to it as
a "little" embassy, and no
girl would refer to it
as "big."
(Submitted by Imagine )
Are you a boy Inquring Mind
or a girl Inquiring Mind.
What do you imagine?
-heh-
(Submitted by Imagine )
whatthe?: I bet he goes back
the evening of the 10th.
(Submitted by Dal )
Wonder what happened to the
hat-tipping cowboy? Say
lambie, did that cowboy
friend of you wear drawers?
Where's lieu? TITS! (wow,
where did that come from?)
(Submitted by lambie )
Dal..I dont KNOW what
happened to that hat tippin'
cowboy...and on the
drawers..dunno...all he ever
tipped WAS his cowboy hat
*wink*.......are we votin' on
whether or not imagine is a
gal...or a guy?? if so I
bet...hmmmmm....just can't
imagine! LOL...
(Submitted by Imagine )
Dal? Tuum keedudetare est?
(Submitted by princesssusie )
Edepol, regina amat Melone
(Submitted by writeking )
First timer here - just make
sure that you don't mix-up
your 409 and body wash it
could cause serious body
rashes and uhhh as far as
the white globe goes - uhh
NO COMMENT!
(Submitted by Imagine )
Quod ablutus corpus semper
globus blancus.
(Submitted by 2magine )
***CUSTOMER COPY***
(Submitted by 3magine )
***CUSTOMER COPY***
(Submitted by 4magine )
***CUSTOMER COPY***
(Submitted by Katie Y. )
Body warmers and now white
globes, I bet his whole body
is a WHITE GLOBE. Glow in the
dark Minnesotans, spending all
their time at Walmart, so sa
(Submitted by that's the question. )
If I were a xerox, where would I be? hmmmmm.
(Submitted by WalMart Witch )
First time here - This site is
great! Gotta thank Earthlink!!
I now have a whole new
prespective as to my role in
the social structure of
society as a Wally World
Associ
(Submitted by dunno know )
Same here for
Earthlink...Didn't know such
a site existed.. Kinda grows
on ya.. Now I know what to do
on Saturday nites!!
(Submitted by choad )
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Submitted by stuff )
where is the interesting stuff
on all these receipts? I keep
lookin for it but dont find
it. Better get something good
next time!!
(Submitted by grandaddy )
Imagine is a girl,Inquiring
Mind has got to be a boy as
girls just would,nt care what
who was what(?)Dally ,what
else does it say on your
cereal box?This is almost
more interesting than this
site if thats not to
sacrilegious.
Christ thats a big word to
spell with a hangover!
(Submitted by Imagine )
Immaterial, irrelevant, and
incompetent. What makes you
think so? Well, oh yeah?
Who says? * heh * Are you
sure, or are you just tipsy?
(Submitted by grandaddy )
At some point soon this pain
in my head will go away.Still
pissed in the morning at work
is just no fun.
(Submitted by Imagine )
Fri Jan 11 10:19:09 GMT 2002 -
- Hmm... you in Ireland or
Iceland somewhere? Oh.
Yeah. It's 6:20 AM in NY.
And it's morning all the way
over to Honolulu ...
(Submitted by Imagine )
Here, have a nanner.
(Submitted by grandaddy )
Nanner now soothing my
head.Thanks.
What are you doing up at that
time in the morning over
there?Dreaming of honolulu?
Its the time difference that
makes me miss all these great
chats on this site.Always the
last to know!
(Submitted by Huh? )
*winking* Lambie dear, your
cowboy site rocked my world!!
I can face the world with a
dazzling smile *grin*
Ahhhhhhhh, daydreams of Body
Wash and places to hang a
White Globe.....
(Submitted by Huh? )
I love the smell of nanners
in the morning.
(Submitted by Cecil )
You people need to get a life.
(Submitted by Huh? )
*getting into my day with a
bang!* Gee Cecil, thanks for
that original piece of
advice. Never heard that one
before! What a fabulous tip!
(Submitted by Getting a Life Huh? )
*climbing up and OUT OF THE
BOX* Bye kids, I'm off to GET
A LIFE NOW! ~~waving at the
fans~~ *\0/*
Cecil B. Demented... heehee
(Submitted by grandaddy )
One day all those nanners
will be over then where will
we be ?
Cecil runs the mill in the
garden,I know that for a fact!
(Submitted by Curly )
A man walked into a Wal-Mart
and the Greeter
said, "Automotive, aisle
15." The man asked, "How did
you know I was here to get
oil?" The Greeter
replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the
Greeter said, "Sporting
goods, aisle 28." The man
asked, "How did you know I
wanted fishing supplies? The
Greeter replied, "That's my
job." A woman walked in and
the Greeter said, "Tampons,
aisle 5." The woman
said, "No, I'm here for
hemorrhoid medicine." The
Greeter said, "Darn, I missed
it by an inch!"
(Submitted by New visitor )
This site is sooo cool. I hav
erad several of the posts and
can't stop laughing *
remembering the posts about
the words ending in TION*.LOL
I was sitting at work and
could not stop laughing,
everyone here thinks i am
crazey now... Thanks!
(Submitted by Chiqca )
New visitor, welcome! Pull up
a SAUCER and sit a spell. Can
I offer you some ANIMAL
CRACK? What was your
favorte "TION" word?
(Submitted by Imagine )
At the beginning of October
Derek didn't go to Wal-Mart
for 3 weeks!
(Submitted by Imagine )
Chiqca I hope everything's
OK. There's a BIG BUNCH of
nanners in here ... How's
your cold doing? Hope you're
feeling better. WannaNanner?
(Submitted by Whitney )
I think this site is a hoot. It's just a bag on Derek for keeping his recipts site. You all could learn something from him, what if you need to return something, and didn't have the recipt. At least he has his recipts on the web where he can store them forever, in case that Tv or crib or whatever should break before the warrenty goes out. Whats even better is that the same people visit all the time and leave comments. This site is on my favorites list Thank you Derek, for making this humorious website.
(Submitted by Dally Ho )
less see, we now know
grandaddy is part of the
British Empire cause he/she
said "still pissed at work"!
Actually, Inquiring Mind was
me and I'm rather certain I'm
a girl- when in doubt ask
Derek- Derek, I am a girl,
aren't I?. Imagine, you are a
NYer who would like to be in
Hawaii? Hey, me too! How you
doin' over there, Chiqs?
*going to check the back of
my cereal box again*
(Submitted by WhosThere )
If this guy buys some
condoms, I guarantee the
receipt will read 'TROJAN
SPERM'. Do I speak from
experience? Hmmmmmmm.....
(Submitted by Justin )
You better run to walmart
today and see if they can
sell you a life.
(Submitted by lambie )
hey Huh...might I suggest
hangin' the WHITE GLOBE on
the WHITE GLOBE on the guitar
of the nakedcowboy??
yeeeeeha.......and speakin'
of...WHERES THE FLIRTIE HAT
TIPPIN' COWBOY ANYHOW?
(Submitted by lambie )
*'scuse me* puter
burped..must be all those
nanners!
(Submitted by I Got A Life Huh? )
Lambie, you're excused..
**grabbing a nanner** CECIL
B., HONEY, I’M HOME! *Big
kiss*Back from my big day of
~ GETTING A LIFE~!! Whew,
I'm pooped *puttin feet up*
That "Life" stuff is tough, I
like it better here in the
toaster box.
(Submitted by Pooped Huh? )
Welcome welcome to *most* of
our Earthlink guests! Y’all
have some fine thoughts,
albeit a bit warped but I
like that. Anyway, Cats-n-
Jammers, I just tripped down
memory lane and this receipt
reminds me so much of August
30. If only Derek had gone
for the Dew and our friend
the Personna Twin, my "life"
would be perfection.
(Submitted by Confused Huh? )
No wait....wrong date ...
sorry! Derek just buys so
much Body Wash and 409
refills, I was momentarily
confused. He also buys A LOT
of facial tissue, what does
that me? I am distracted with
thoughts of the Naked Cowboy.
Darn that Lambie, now I'm
hooked on cowboys too!!!!
(Submitted by Giving It Up Huh? )
"mean" not "me". Bye!
(Submitted by Ground Control )
We have you on radar.
(Submitted by Ground Control )
Come in, Major
Krieg...*squawk*...we need
more specimens.
(Submitted by redessence )
Well, to be honest.. Had to check out this site,
because I, myself.. Am an avid Walmart Shopper..
But my God man! Do you ever buy anything other
than children, and feminine products? And for
what little I did scroll through your reciepts.. Do
you ever spend more that $100 at at time?? I
truely live Walmart.. But I'll tell you.. It'a a very
rare occasion that I get out of that place for under
a "normal" peroson's daily wages!!! Thank God I
don't go there but 2x a month! lol
Happy shopping to you... and you really do need
to find something for yourself, and not just the little
woman and the baby... :-)
(Submitted by Still Sick Chiquita )
redessence, Derek does buy
stuff for himself. You must
have missed the receipt with
the POTTY SEAT.
(Submitted by LulU )
Nice collection. Definately an amateur though. Us pros
would never keep receipts in a toast box. But are you
interested in a trade? My March 5, 2000 store #2376 for
your March 5, 2000?
(Submitted by slowride )
This is my first time here, but I have to give ya
credit were credit is due. The only thing is I have
spent way more time in wal-mart and way more
money there since 1998. than you have. I have to
agree with redessence, it is very seldom i get out
without spending a days wages. i didn't read every
thing so were is #1627 anyway store #2129 gets
my
money!!!
(Submitted by slowride )
never mind I found out where #1627 is. maybe iI
should bye a 409 refill to wash my white globe.
Store #2129 is in central pa. P.S. i work for
Dist.Center #6027 got ta love it.
(Submitted by Emily )
u have no life . . .
this is sooooooooooo
boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Submitted by I Shall Remain Nameless Until I Get Back to My Home Computer )
Um, Emily Dear, you're
leaning on the keyboard a
little much. By the way
dearie, me thinks there is
the strong possibility that
YOU have no life since you
did choose to post on this
site? Think about it!
(Submitted by I Wanna Go Home! )
*pack 'em up and lead 'em
out* Emily, meet Justin meet
Cecil meet Choad. *yawn*
These newbies, what cha gonna
do with 'em???
(Submitted by Webster )
BORING: (bOr-ing), adj. 1)
causing boredom, 2) tiresome
[i.e. see Emily's post, above]
(Submitted by peachpudding )
I'm sure this is my
receipt...I bought a refill
for my lite brite, a bottle
of body wash for my shih tzu
and a white globe for my orb
on January 4. Have not seen
any of them OR my receipt
since that day......you
should be ashamed.
(Submitted by Bernard Schifman )
I'll sue you if you don't take my
name off this website!
Nevermidn that I put it
there...I'll suuuuuuuuuue!
(Submitted by jeremy )
Ummmm. For the new people, if you want to be truly
impressed with this site, don't start with the most recent
reciepts. You will be confused and think it's dumb.
Which isn't true. Since almost the beginning, people
thought they could read only the current reciept and
THEY are the ones that say, "get a life", "what a waste of
time", and "you suck". Because they were concerned
about wasting their time they did not read more than one,
and as a result wasted thier time. Don't waste your time,
people, and don't waste OUR time by writing posts that
are negative, or about him not buying anything on your
birthday, or about how little money he spends there, or
any of the thousand other pointless comments.( like this
one, which has appeared in various forms throughout time
but I felt was once again necessary with the increased
traffic)
(Submitted by OldGuard )
I will take Jeremy's advice
and read more than one day's
entry before becoming too
critical. Promise.
(Submitted by Gern Blandston )
Jeremy, I agree... the older
posts are much funnier. Good
call.
(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )
HE BODY WASHED THE GLOBE
WITH BLEACH, NOW IT'S WHITE.
(Submitted by cant see it )
hey bud your receipt is
hidden behind the comments,
think your frames are fubar.
(Submitted by Cap'n Flummox )
this has got to be the most
visited waste of time on the
planet, besides my
underpants... have fun.
(Submitted by jim )
hey, next time you go, will
you do a price check on stool
softner?
thanks
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