Visitor Comments:

(Submitted by BobM )

Pick up the phone you cowards.

(Submitted by spitz )

oh how i love my boxable push and it was only .96 cents

(Submitted by third when I started )

Oh, how I wish my a.h. was unscented, it would save so much time. Derek just wants to be able to say "Oh, yeah? Well, my shit don't stink. I'm better than you. You doubt me? Smell my a.h." Yeah, I know all about you D, and you aren't better than me. I'M Buddha's brother.

(Submitted by Est'd in 1948 )

I found the missing text! As follows: "Together we stand, free donut here today." That's why the little dash is there, to cover "free". Damn clever I have to admit. Everyone is standing there, just waiting for a donut. Waiting. Together. Like many x's.

(Submitted by Garbersoft )

I ALWAYS expect the Spanish Inquisition, especially when I see people all DRESSed up.

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

I once saw BOXABLE PUSH at CBGBs. Great show.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

~~ GASP!!?!!??#@ ~~ DEREK IS STILL SHOPPING AT DARRYL MARCHETTA'S WAL-MART? I AM SADDENED AND DISAPPOINTED! THERE IS NO WAY THAT HE IS GETTING ALWAYS LOW PRICES! DEREK IS NOT EXPERIENCING TRUE ROLLBACK. IN FACT, HE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE GETTING #1 IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE TRUE #1 MANAGER IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS MATT KRIEG. TURN BACK, DEREK, TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND SHOP MATT'S STORE.

(Submitted by Matt Krieg's #2 Fan )

MATT KRIEG'S A.H. IS always UNSCENTED AND I CAN VERIFY THAT FROM A REAL-LIFE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE!!!!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

** twirling my tassels and shaking my Boxable Push ** Oh how I love to be "8"! Sniff... what is that smell? I think someone's A.H. is scented?

(Submitted by lambie )

I dont know what it is...I dont care what it is...all I know is..I WANT A BOXABLE PUSH TOO!!!!

(Submitted by sorry huh? that was me )

I am going straight to walmart! It looks like BOXABLE PUSHES are going to be in high demand, and I want to get mine before they run out. I'm going to get all three variations and see if I can't order an import BOXABLE PUSH from Germany.

(Submitted by lieu )

unscented asshole? priceless.

(Submitted by Binky )

Okay... I'm willing to guess that "A" is antipersperant (sp?)... but what is the "H" for? Any guesses?

(Submitted by Binky )

Any guesses OTHER than lieu's, that is????

(Submitted by Huh? )

** frantically pushing the gameshow buttom ** Arm & Hammer!! Arm & Hammer!!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

** thinking hard ** Butt, what is the purpose of unscented deodorant?

(Submitted by Huh? )

** tossing my BOXABLE PUSH to Lambie ** Here ya go, knock yourself out! Just return it when you're done.

(Submitted by a & h )

arm & hiney.

(Submitted by a & h )

Unscented, no less?

(Submitted by lambie )

*catching the BOXABLE PUSH* awww thanks huh! but..now that I have it...WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? hmmm..endless possibilities...I could always do....uh...never mind! and the a&h stands for...Airy and hairy...doesn't it?

(Submitted by Mel )

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen....

(Submitted by EquusSpirit )

Hey lieu *smile*

(Submitted by Bongo )

I bought a boxable pull once, but my roadie stole it

(Submitted by lieu )

hey back atcha.

(Submitted by Dally )

I have a PUSHABLE BOX, does that count?

(Submitted by every guy in america )

uh... yeah!

(Submitted by one of them )

I spose next you'll one of us to try it out, and well, me, me!

(Submitted by The Observer )

Dally, was that your pix I saw on the Camel Toes report?

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

That's a nice Boxable Push you have there, Mam -^^- tipping hat -^^_

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

Oh sure, THIS time he pays cash. Wouldn't like the powers-that-be to find out he has Boxable Push AND the means to mask it's oder.

(Submitted by what's that smell? )

No, no, the BOXABLE PUSH isn't odorless, it's the a.h., get it right. Mind you, I'm not saying that the BOXABLE PUSH smells, it's just that it isn't what is unscented.

(Submitted by lambie )

who IS that cowboy? does he always tip his hat? Which WalMart does he tip his hat in, the most....wonderin'* what would HE do with a BOXABLE PUSH...hmmm....oh gawd....my brain is leaking cells...WHERE IS THAT NANNER JUICE? AND..a WalMart Fix!

(Submitted by me )

lol..ok..this site is really funny as hell! one question..why would u put all these up here tho??..lol..ahh wut tha hell..its funny haha..later

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

ALL IN FAVOR OF A BROOKLYN, NEW YORK WALMART SAY HEY!, SAY HO!, SAY HEY HO!

(Submitted by A man of letters: David )

Good idea, NYFG - you could tether some rats to a cardboard box and let them pull kiddies round the store.

(Submitted by lieu )

*setting down latest issue of penthouse forum* there's a camel toes report?

(Submitted by The Observer )

Isn't "David" a Ukrainian word for "stinky a.h.?"

(Submitted by Huh? )

** waving arms high in air cuz I love NY ** HEY HO!! HEY HO!!

(Submitted by Huh? )

** we know these things here in the Midwest ** Lieu, I thought you knew! Put down that magazine and go to www.cameltoe.org -- Cher is the Toe of the Week!

(Submitted by Huh? )

** busily checking bookmarks ** I can also recommend www.mulletsgalore.com if you've got some spare time on your hands.

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

I tip my hat because I can, Mam --^^-- ^tipping hat to Lambie^

(Submitted by Grommet )

Awesome toes, I didn't know they'd have a site!

(Submitted by lieu )

jeez, where's her grand canyon t-shirt? you could hide chandra levy in that thing.

(Submitted by Krystal )

Good boy!! Keep buying that unscented Arm and Hammer deoderant!! lol!!

(Submitted by Krystal )

Good boy!! Keep buying that unscented Arm and Hammer deoderant!! lol!!

(Submitted by Binky )

Camel Toes report? Which aisle is that? Can you get that at Wal-Mart? If not, I don't want to know what it is cause it can't be important.

(Submitted by lieu )

ummm.... you misspelled impotent.

(Submitted by susie )

Hello Lieu, there are definitely no boxable pushes or shoves available in France which is a sad reflection on European commerce at the moment. Neither are there any camel toes. Sort of delicacy they used to sell to Romans while watching barbaric sports, just can't get them anymore. *handing round the cheese nips*

(Submitted by susie )

Wow ! by the way, how did you DO that ?

(Submitted by lieu )

*assuming homer simpson voice* ummmmmmm, camel toes and cheese nips. *end homer simpson voice*

(Submitted by lambie )

hubba hubba cowboy..and a niiiiiice hat tipper you are...do me a favor? next trip to Wally's for you...pleease feed my quarterhorsie..smack em on the butt..and coo in his ear for me, K?

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

---^^--- I've also been called the Horse Whisperer --- ^^---

(Submitted by Homer )

** SMACKING FOREHEAD ** Doh!

(Submitted by Mr. Obvious )

Camel toes and cheese nips are a quality source of protein, dear readers. Why, many Middle Easterners can attest to the better health and happiness due to a constant diet of Camel Toes and cheese nips.

(Submitted by Cheeky monkey )

Oh no! In my attempt to purchase a sparkling new Boxable Push, I strolled over to the nearest store and *GASP* i accidentally bought a Popable Bush! The shame inside is weighing me down, how could I make a mistake as great as this? Will derek forgive me?

(Submitted by he is not a forgiving god )

Like as not, no

(Submitted by buschic )

Hmm...boxable push.. Swiffer mop? oh well... God Bless the people who have died because U.S.A love GUNS!!

(Submitted by buschic )

Hmm...boxable push.. Swiffer mop? oh well... God Bless the people who have died because U.S.A love GUNS!!

(Submitted by lambie )

Cheeky...pleeeease...take it back...exchange it...I'm telling ya, I hear thru the grapevine that if a certain amount of quanities is not sold of the BOXABLE PUSH...its gonna be discontinued...DO YOU DUTY as a TRUE WallyWorld shopper...and TAKE IT BACK FOR A EXCHANGE!

(Submitted by lambie )

oooooooh la la, cowboy!

(Submitted by guarrito )

I tell you again: I CUM on your 'GO'.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** sitting on edge of toaster box, swinging legs ** Hmmm, maybe it's just me but I'm noticing a spark of attraction between the cowboy and Lambie. It is because both of them might live on a farm? Karma or coincidence, you decide.

(Submitted by Chiquita )

Huh?, would you kindly get off the toaster box lid... I'm trying to get out.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** jumping down ** Sorry, Chiq, hope I didn't squish your nanner! That attraction was distraction. Young love always makes me cry. << sniffing and wiping my tears with a FACIAL TISSU >>

(Submitted by Master Bates )

Hey, i'm not through with that.

(Submitted by lambie )

sure hope that UNSCENTED FAICAL TISSU.. and..wheres the cowboy?..*sigh*...I need a hat tippin'

(Submitted by cheeky monkey )

the forbidden BOXABLE PUSH imposter is gone now, and never will it return! I have teetered on the edge of the earth, but i was saved my the wonderous advice of lambie! thank you so SO very much! and good luck in your new found love...*awww*...

(Submitted by lambie )

yeah...well...we lambs are a smart herd! and...new found love? I dont think so! I'm just interested in the way he tips his hat ;-)

(Submitted by Andre )

...um...anal halitosis unscented?

(Submitted by lieu )

*smile* that's our andre.

(Submitted by Jimmy )

Is Darryl still runnin is car over at the dirt track?

(Submitted by Spatula )

All Hail Unscente!!!

(Submitted by Noooo! Not more camel toes! )

In the celebration of camel toes, here are 48 pictures of distinct camel toes. I found the site posted above to be adequate, but I knew my collection was superior. So, now, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you, Cameltoes! *applause*.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., www.angelfire.com/mo3/spider_monkey/CamelToe s.html .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.And don't forget, the cgi script on this site will add a space to the address, remember to delete it when you paste it into the location box.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** cackling wildly ** MY EYES, MY EYES!! Well folks, I just took a lookie the above site and frankly wish I hadn't seem that chickie in her red swim thong. How disturbing that I have to carry that mental image with me for the rest of my born days.

(Submitted by Huh? )

** shaking finger "no no" ** And I do believe that some, if not most of those pix were ripped off the other site!

(Submitted by Definately not most. )

Nope. About 4 or five. BTW, I saw those pictures on a couple sites before www.cameltoe.org had them. So they ripped em off too, and they are making a real site out of it, so I don't feel bad. I might remove the red thong one, as soon as I figure out WHICH red thong one...

(Submitted by Huh? )

Me siento apesadumbrado!

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

--^^-- tipping hat to Lambie - -^^--

(Submitted by lambie )

oooooooh la la..my day IS complete!

(Submitted by The Cowboy )

www.cowdance.com --^^-- This animal is NOT on my ranch -- ^^--

(Submitted by Sam's Club Guy )

What's the deal with not shopping @ the Mart since Oct 24th - have you been two- timing Wal-Mart by shopping at your local K-Mart - that's not nice Derek!! K-Mart Sucks!! Just as RainMan!!

(Submitted by greengrocer )

I saw a transvestite buying a boxable drag the other day !

(Submitted by MOGGEE )

I'd walk a mile for a cameltoe.

(Submitted by lieu )

man, those gals will have no trouble opening a pickle jar.

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

In a strange twist of events, Matt Krieg was arrested today on conspiracy of possesion with intent to distribute marijuana. And 584 tons of Dri-Bottoms.