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(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

the binary number 10-01-01 is equivalent to the decimal number 21...just thought you'd like to know.

(Submitted by Azrael Brown )

the binary number 10-01-01 is equivalent to the decimal number 21...just thought you'd like to know.

(Submitted by Another Person )

That's definately good to know, i guess. I thought I'd be first, since i was just here an hour ago and there was no 21 receipt... Dang. I would dance, but would it be second or third? Yaknow?

(Submitted by Yet another person )

By the way, I never knew that about Derek, thank you for informing us AB.

(Submitted by Huh? )

YIPPEE!!! 5th Poster Dance! ** twisting and shouting **

(Submitted by Huh? )

** admiring screen ** And such a nice little receipt, just a little crimped edge to the right or it would be perfect. I wonder if Derek is building a pretend rocket ship with those 2 boxes and fueling it with propane? TO THE MOON, DEREK, TO THE MOON!

(Submitted by EvilSweetie )

Did ya stop shopping or what? Come on!! Keep posting receipts!! I am jonesing!! I need receipts!! I need them!! Help!! *hangs head in shame* All I wanted was something to read!!

(Submitted by Mystery Shopper )

<< GASP!! >> I know, he's been shopping at Kmart instead!!!

(Submitted by Sam Walton )

<< ROLLING IN GRAVE >>

(Submitted by BellaLaLuna )

Ok. I can no longer resist...I've been surfing this site for over a year now and am still facinated with it. I can no longer contain myself and feel compelled to voice my opinion: Derek, you are THE shiznit!!! Your site kicks a$$. (I'm so excited that Christmas is coming. I barely stand the suspense of seeing what you buy. I feel like a kid again waiting with anticipation!)

(Submitted by Date with Destiny )

I think he's making a robot costume for lil' D; with flames coming out of all orifices if no treat is forthcoming...

(Submitted by Garrison )

Propane... you can always count on Wal-Mart for fine stuff like that...

(Submitted by penniless college student )

you give me hope, that I may one day have enough money to shop at wal-mart on a regular basis. thank you for making me laugh when i needed it most.

(Submitted by Layla )

My apologies for stealing JP's shtick, but I can't resist..."If you wanna get down, down on the ground, PROPANE. She don't like, she don't like she don't like...PROPANE"

(Submitted by in lieu of together )

would anyone else agree that "united..." sounds a bit more appropriate than "together we stand" right now?

(Submitted by Jose )

It's aimed at the common american. We, the more intelligent americans, and some british, and some other people, we of this site, are more smarter. WE understand "united". So together we are, like hundreds of little xs.

(Submitted by Chiqca )

Jose, have you been drinking the PROPANE again?

(Submitted by Jose )

Mmmmm... nanners dipped in propane. The best. And very low calorie, because your stomach rejects it and up it comes. But what I was saying before was that wouldn't it be somewhat redundant for the US to be united? Therefore we are "together". Ya dig?

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

Jose can you see, By the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hail'd, at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, Were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, The bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave...O'er the land of the free...And the home of the brave.

(Submitted by Jose )

Arrggghhh, that's why Mexico is better. Not really. But they don't tell me the beginning of the song every five minutes. Yes, well, I didn't see it, but were I to, I likely would not write a song about it. I always had a problem with the man trying to endear himself to me, he's more like an unforgiving step-parent than any uncle I"VE had. I mean, your uncle is proud of you when you steal a six pack from the store, but uncle sam, oh, he'll beat you down pretty good. Udt.

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

I agree Jose...Mexico is MUCH better. In fact, I'd LOVE to see all of the Meccasins here try their damndest to get back over the border to Mother Mexico. Hell, I can cut my own f*cking grass.

(Submitted by Didja No )

Out of Mexico's total population, 47.59 millions of people are males and 49.89 millions are females, that is, there are 95 men per 100 women. In 1990, this ratio was 97/100. This lead us to conclude that this lower proportion of men in relation to women is due, mainly, to international emigration to America to cut grass and work for roofing companies.

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL )

WHERE U SHIPPING THAT TOO? AND MORE IMPORATNTLY, WHAT IS INSIDE?

(Submitted by NYCFASHIONGIRL-correction )

WHERE U SHIPPING THAT TO? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT IS INSIDE?

(Submitted by Sazzah )

How dull... Live a little. Buy bubble bath. Bubbles are good for the soul.

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

Like I said, I'll be happy to make a SHIPPING BOX for all of 'em, and while we're at it, let's chunk the ragheads in too. Racist, yes, but y'all are secretly agreeing with me, aren't you...you just can't SAY it...5 gallon bucket, and my balls are still overflowing.

(Submitted by Jose )

I jokingly said that. Dang. And then you group me with "ragheads". WTF. Man, you don't see that kind of stereotyping in Mexico, I mean, sure, we think all Americans are rich and rude because of the tourists, but you have to admit that's fairly harmless. I don't mow any fucking grass. Or roof houses. Probably smarter than you. I don't mow my own grass, I pay some american to do it, and he ain't foriegn. (I am american, just of Mexican descent) Troubled times bring out the worst in people. And all the racists always rationalize by saying EXACTLY what you said, that everyone thinks like you, just won't/can't vocalize it. Well, buddy, I'm not like you. I see someone of Arab descent? Well, if he lives here and has adopted our style of life, he's a damn American. I know an Afghan-American, and I knew about it before this whole thing. And you know what? She is exactly just as cool as she was before. She didn't turn into some sort of devil. She still knows people in Afganistan, people who are lied to about America and Christianity, and who only know differenly because of what she says in letters, and who are you more inclined to believe, your government and everyone around you including your brainwashed parents or some friend who has rejected the ways of your country? I mean, Germans aren't autimatically bad because a group of bad people once came to power for a brief period of time. A huge chunk of the American population have German blood, and they aren't discriminated against (except by you and those racists like you) even though their once LEADER commited way worse atrocities than Laden (who by the way is evil). So what I'm saying is, you suck. Goddamn racists. I deal with your type every day. You give us REAL americans, the ones who believe in the american way, a bad name. That name? RACIST.

(Submitted by Jose )

And plus that, when you keep saying "ragheads", I assume that means the Muslim community as a whole, who, if my sources are correct, do NOT seem to be behind any attack on america. It seems to be an exiled Saudi who has collected together as many malcontents as he could find, supported by the only Muslim government in the world that didn't reject him. Oh, yeah, Muslims must be evil. (and if you don't get the sarcasm, racism isn't your biggest problem)

(Submitted by D'oh! )

You people are all insane. Very very insane. What you write is insane. Reading what you write makes people insane. I have read what you write. I am insane. I've...I...well...neverbeentoa WalmartinmylifeIgotoTarget. Pencil pencil hu-rah! I am the flying buuuuuurrrrriiiiitttoooooooo.. .Look at me 'ma! No legs!!

(Submitted by Jose )

I'm proud to be American.

(Submitted by lieu )

tit.

(Submitted by Bush )

BOX

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

Jose, I wasn't going to address your ignorant blatherings with a response, but I notice you failed to capitalize "American" several times, and no TRUE American would EVER do that. You didn't seem to have any trouble with Mexican , or Afghan American, so I'm truly wondering where you're heart is. Should we get you a "special" plane to Cuba? Another question, you mention your friend has "adopted' our lifestyle, would you PLEASE tell it, the next time it's in WAL*MART, or wherever, to SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!!! It's the LANGUAGE OF YOUR ADOPTED COUNTRY!! Thanks. Have a nice day.

(Submitted by Booby )

God Bless America, and would you two shut up.

(Submitted by Jose )

I mentioned my friend was female, thence not an "it" so why don't you show some respect, eh? And her English is much better than her Afghan, since she speaks English more often, seeing as how she has adopted the American way of life. I may have missed something, but I fail to remember saying anything about Cuba. Perhaps you just couldn't stand not being racist against EVERYBODY? Ah, yes, not capitalizing, well I have to admit that since English isn't my first language I occasionally slip up, but most of the time the a appears to be capitalized. The rules for capitalizing are quite different in Spanish, so I must beg your forgiveness for not being perfect in every way. Unlike racists like you sammy boy, I have flaws. Yes, no TRUE American would ever make an error when writing a sentence, I will try to remember that. (If we're gonna nitpick each others posts, I have to admit that I did learn in my English textbook many years ago that there is only one exclamation point after a sentence. Hmmm.)

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

Ahhh..so SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, YOU BORING SPIC!!! would be inappropriate, because of the punctuation. Thanks, I get it now. A little closer around the bushes next time, OK???

(Submitted by Jose )

Funny. I have no problem with people who don't write 100% correctly. I, for one, do not have OCD. Ok, your sentence's punctuation is not the problem, it is actually the racist content that I am bothered by. No, no, I can see that you still aren't getting the point. Simple words for simple minds, let's see. You are racist. Racist is bad. There! Now that I've got that off my chest, I'd like to point out that "spic" is racist, and although I would never deny my Mexican background, for better or worse, I am American. Therefore, through the application of logic, even by your parameters, I am no "spic". NOT that there is anything wrong with being Mexican, I am merely pointing out your gap in information.

(Submitted by Jose )

Although it is humourous that it rhymes.

(Submitted by Uncle Sam )

Jose, I'm just f*cking with you man. I don't really hate Mexicans, but it was nice seeing you rise up. We need, now more than ever, to see people like you, that will take a stand for this country. I'm glad that you're an American, and I hope that everyone, regardless of race, creed, color, whatever, can join as one in this enduring fight we are currently engaged in. Peace out, brother, and God bless.

(Submitted by Jose )

It gladdens me to see that you weren't serious. See ya later fellow American. Peace out! Down with terrorists!

(Submitted by dragonzgaze )

derek, what the hell are you mailing???? a propane bottle two pack at that, and two boxes. whatever they did it isnt worth it really......anyhow good to see the upgrade is done honey

(Submitted by melanie )

Where's the Dri-Bottoms?

(Submitted by pouceo )

imagin....this conversation came about because of a walmart reciept...

(Submitted by Gern by way of Hank Hill )

I love propane and propane products.. down with charcoal. Jose and Uncle Sam.. this isn't a goddamned forum for Mexican-American relations. Take that shit to the U.N. or Washington.. Shut the fuck up, both of ya.

(Submitted by me too )

umm.... who is he sending the propane to...

(Submitted by Gern Blandston )

Good question, me too... there's two shipping boxes, but only one canister of propane... me thinks foul play is afoot...

(Submitted by Pookie )

Hum.......propane and shipping boxes? Sending someone a bomb? Maybe you should mail it to Wally World because they SUCK!!!!!